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#11752
7 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Watching the b1 there was never ever ever ever ever the slightest fucking chance in hell we were winning this game. 

Espada seemed far more interested in getting Spag some innings than in getting the team a W. Maybe he thinks all our games in Florida are spring training. 

#11753
19 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Espada seemed far more interested in getting Spag some innings than in getting the team a W. Maybe he thinks all our games in Florida are spring training. 

The Tampa series sure played out that way. It was absurd that we went 1-2 in that one. 

#11754

We had a chance to tie or go ahead with the bases loaded and one out in the 8th.

I have no problem with Espada getting Arrighetti some work early.

Edited by David Dennison

#11755

it's going to be a war in nyc 

i like our chances of this line up stepping up. the new and younger players are going to learn a lot this weekend. 

#11756
Which managers have performed best this season, all circumstances considered?Astros skipper Joe Espada takes the top spot on Greg's List. #MLBTonight

 

 

the avg surly astro thread poster shoudl not click on that ...

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#11759

Pathetic.

Apple TV tomorrow 

Then two straight noon games?  What a joke 

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#11762

Make it happen, Dana!

We have released C Martín Maldonado, and INF/OF Tyler Wade has been outrighted to Triple-A El Paso.

 

#11763
7 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Make it happen, Dana!

We have released C Martín Maldonado, and INF/OF Tyler Wade has been outrighted to Triple-A El Paso.

 

 

mlb won't let it happen !!!!

 

#11765
12 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

It would have to be a three-way deal that also brings back the Verlander.  Them’s the rules.

4-way to add Springer or we riot!

#11768
2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Make it happen, Dana!

We have released C Martín Maldonado, and INF/OF Tyler Wade has been outrighted to Triple-A El Paso.

 

 

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

It would have to be a three-way deal that also brings back the Verlander.  Them’s the rules.

 

1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

4-way to add Springer or we riot!

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#11769
18 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

if alavarez is done for the season + the pitchers want him bac, 1000% let's get him 

Framber is likely the only pitcher that has a lot of innings with Maldanado, so that is a FUCK NO. Offense is already a problem, pitching is not.

#11770

his clubhouse presence is off the scale, have to factor that in too 

i know the surly thread gives zero f's about culture and clubhouse, but that's the a huge part of our success 

#11771
36 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

if alavarez is done for the season + the pitchers want him bac, 1000% let's get him 

If Alvarez is done for the season then Dana should be fired for not trading Framber.

#11779
13 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Looks like he might have a Javier like fastball also, except he throws harder.

 

he sounds extremely fixable 

#11782
2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

if alavarez is done for the season + the pitchers want him bac, 1000% let's get him 

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#11787
4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

he sounds extremely fixable 

how are the hammies?

wait... I read that as "flexible..."

Edited by Iceman

#11788
Luis Garcia struck out 2 over a scoreless first inning for Sugar Land! #Astros

 

#11789

arighetti / garcia combo starts ....

Luis Garcia was great in his rehab start for Sugar Land:4 IP | 3 H | 0 R | 0 BB | 7 KHe threw 59 pitches, 37 for strikes! #Astros

 

#11790

We don't need piggyback starts.  We need to get Gordon (and potentially Alexander unless he wants to keep going like his last outing)  out of the rotation and sprinkle some rest days for Brown. 

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#11791

We need to have productive ABs when necessary, hit the fucking ball when it's there and score fucking runs. 

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#11794
18 hours ago, kevwun said:

His avg exit velocity is really high so that's probably fitting.

You’re not reading that right. His (allowed) exit velo is quite low - 87mph which puts him in the 91% for pitchers. 

#11797
8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

no yordan this year = more caratini and diaz hitting dh / playing first. maldy is the perfect 3rd catcher for 3 months 

Fuck this - Maldy isn’t the perfect anything anymore. He sucks at hitting. His defense is atrocious. His magic power was supposedly preparation and game planning but it didn’t actually reduce anyone’s ERA when compared to the other Astros catchers. 

#11798
1 hour ago, txduck87 said:


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Forrest Whitley faced 1 batter above the minimum over 6 scoreless innings of 1-hit ball tonight, adding these 4 strikeoutsFinal line: 6.0 IP, 1 H, 0 R, 1 BB, 4 SO

 

#11799
18 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

no yordan this year = more caratini and diaz hitting dh / playing first. maldy is the perfect 3rd catcher for 3 months 

No Hummel is the perfect 3rd catcher cause he can actually play another position if needed....and is probably 5X faster than Mashitty if they were to need someone to run or some dumb shit 

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#11800
25 minutes ago, Scraps said:

No Hummel is the perfect 3rd catcher cause he can actually play another position if needed....and is probably 5X faster than Mashitty if they were to need someone to run or some dumb shit 

This. It’s the only reason he is prob still around honestly. He ain’t much but better than having Maldy or Salazar taking up a seat on the bench.

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