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#13552

lol

Kyle Tucker was just boo’d after he grounded out to first and didn’t run to first base.

 

#13553

At this point (actually before this point) I'd probably just fire the manager. Might not light a spark, but where's the downside risk?

Of course, many will scream Espada doesn't deserve to be canned. I guess I get it. Then again, as ol' Bill Munny said....

clint eastwood Deserve's got nothing to do with it. GIF

#13558

hopefully just a bug ....

Joe Espada said Cristian Javier told the staff he did not feel well after he exited the mound in the third inning. Javier was unavailable for comment after the game because, according to a team spokesman, he was being seen by doctors.

 

#13561

I don't love the pitchers getting hammered in two games, but that isn't what bothered me the most during this series.

The absolute lack of fight at the plate and lack of situational awareness was stunning from a team that has some guys who are supposedly familiar with playing important games this time of year.

As far as Espada's lineups, fuck him.  Seriously I know McCormick isn't good, but he isn't Melton bad and they don't need to see much more to see he is horribly overmatched.

#13562
I don't love the pitchers getting hammered in two games, but that isn't what bothered me the most during this series.
The absolute lack of fight at the plate and lack of situational awareness was stunning from a team that has some guys who are supposedly familiar with playing important games this time of year.
As far as Espada's lineups, fuck him.  Seriously I know McCormick isn't good, but he isn't Melton bad and they don't need to see much more to see he is horribly overmatched.

I just don’t understand the need to completely shuffle the lineup every single fucking game. Build some damn consistency.
#13563
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

we'll have to call up sugarland guys to have a bullpen tomorrow 

The problem is all of the Sugarland guys are wearing Astros jerseys already.

#13564
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

lol

Kyle Tucker was just boo’d after he grounded out to first and didn’t run to first base.

 

Dude has always been a walking Beta Blocker.

#13565
1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:


I just don’t understand the need to completely shuffle the lineup every single fucking game. Build some damn consistency.

He's a distilled version of all of Dusty Baker's faults.

Edited by kevwun

#13568
3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

lol

Kyle Tucker was just boo’d after he grounded out to first and didn’t run to first base.

 

Wait until they see him in the playoffs

#13569
3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

hopefully just a bug ....

Joe Espada said Cristian Javier told the staff he did not feel well after he exited the mound in the third inning. Javier was unavailable for comment after the game because, according to a team spokesman, he was being seen by doctors.

 

dumb and dumber GIF

#13571
Kyle Tucker might be costing himself some money this season.
I looked both these up this morning because i knew he had been struggling (so these are prior to todays games). Tucker and Cam recent splits




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#13576
BAD FOR BASEBALL: Rob Manfred confirms on the Mets-Mariners broadcast that geographical realignment is coming to the MLB….That means the Mets and Yankees will SOON be in the same division 🫣

 

astros 

rangers

az

rockies 

kc 

 

#13580
Astros GM Dana Brown told the team's pregame radio show that Yordan Alvarez will play on Tuesday with Double-A Corpus Christi, be off Wednesday and then try to play back-to-back games in Corpus on Thursday and Friday.

 

#13582
10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
BAD FOR BASEBALL: Rob Manfred confirms on the Mets-Mariners broadcast that geographical realignment is coming to the MLB….That means the Mets and Yankees will SOON be in the same division 🫣

So dumb 

#13584
10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

or ....

astros 

rangers 

tampa

miami

atl 

 

When the A's move to LV, I think it will be Astros, Rangers, A's, Rockies, and Arizona.

That would mean Seattle, Dodgers, Angels, Giants, and Padres on the West Coast.

#13585
1 hour ago, Gut Wagon said:

Current AL West race 

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Look at it how you want, but this team still has the 3rd best record in the AL and the 5th best in baseball.  There is only one team in MLB that's on a separate tier right now, and I'm not sure if what they're doing is sustainable.

#13586

If it's supposed to be geographic, the only way it makes sense is to group teams in the same timezone.  There's no benefit to it otherwise.

#13587

Here’s Bowden’s proposed realignment plan. His big assumption is that Charlotte and Nashville get expansion teams. 
 

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#13588
15 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Kyle Tucker might be costing himself some money this season.

He can afford it...

#13589

Fine to make whatever assumptions, but Manfred said:

“I think it’s pretty clear that we need a team in the Eastern time zone and one in the Western (or) Mountain time zone to make our formats work.”

 

Is Geographic Realignment Coming To The MLB? Here’s What Rob Manfred Has To Say

And all this is to guarantee ESPN gets multiple east coast playoff series and west coast playoff series.  😠

 

No way they split LAD/SF or CHC/STL.

Edited by n64ra

#13591
1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

Look at it how you want, but this team still has the 3rd best record in the AL and the 5th best in baseball.  There is only one team in MLB that's on a separate tier right now, and I'm not sure if what they're doing is sustainable.

Seems we're either really good or really bad. I'd naturally feel better if we'd played bad ball early and now were on an huge upswing. I think I really just need to temper my expectations about what these pitchers are (including guys rejoining the rotation) vs. what they were at their peak. I'll be pleasantly surprised if Yordan is back at anything close to his old self this year. 

#13592
28 minutes ago, Iceman said:

and I would love that alignment with no West Coast division rivals.

Yep, the Astros and Rangers have the worst geographically set up division in baseball.

#13593
36 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Here’s Bowden’s proposed realignment plan. His big assumption is that Charlotte and Nashville get expansion teams. 
 

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they're not breaking up the cubs / cardinals 

#13594

You wouldn't think so, but you aren't Manfred.  St. Louis and KC would be an interesting divisional rivalry because there are a lot of people who root for both teams in the midwest.

Edited by kevwun

#13595
1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

Look at it how you want, but this team still has the 3rd best record in the AL and the 5th best in baseball.  There is only one team in MLB that's on a separate tier right now, and I'm not sure if what they're doing is sustainable.

We are 15-21 since sweeping the Dodgers, being outscored 186-143. That breaks down to a 68 win season.

Since the start of July, the Astros are 2-19 when the opponent scores 5+ runs, and 18-3 when the opponent scores 4- runs.

Edited by HtownHorn

#13596
10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

they're not breaking up the cubs / cardinals 

Another tough one to do away with is SF/LA. But there are several more matchups that would intensify as division rivals. 

#13597

If they aren't going to keep the NL and AL, some rivalries are going to get broken up.

Edited by kevwun

#13598
Just now, kevwun said:

If they are going to do away with the NL and AL, some rivalries are going to get broken up.

 

nyy / bos

chc / stl 

those two aren't going anywhere: all other rivalries can be broken up 

#13599

I figure Manfred will be more worried about big market/smaller market mixes than historical rivalries.

Like i think Bowdens (who is a moron anyway) Yankees division and Baltimore divisions would never happen.

#13600
1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

Here’s Bowden’s proposed realignment plan. His big assumption is that Charlotte and Nashville get expansion teams. 
 

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Jim Bowden is usually an idiot. That’s not bad. Once we got moved to the AL and now with NL having the DH who gives a shot anymore?  

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