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#13753

Players only meeting... after they beat the fuck out of Espada?

 

I'd be motivated!

#13761
43 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I’m not watching the game for obvious reasons. How’s the cheeky banter between Julia, Kalas, and Blummer? 

this might put me in a population of 1 but goddamn I cannot stand how she says tk right after every segment she does

#13762
1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

this might put me in a population of 1 but goddamn I cannot stand how she says tk right after every segment she does

I wish that was the biggest Astros thing to bother me. 

#13763

What a weird season-the first half had some of that 2017 magic in which it seemed they would luck into wins.  
 

Second half has that 2021 energy where it’s hard to understand how they can be so shitty.  

#13764
2 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

this might put me in a population of 1 but goddamn I cannot stand how she says tk right after every segment she does

It bugs the shit of me that she almost exclusively interviews new call ups and scrubs for Bases Loaded. I don’t give a fuck about Melton’s high school girlfriend. 
 

Do your damn job and stick a microphone in front of Yordan’s face. Or get off your ass and go interview guys rehabbing in West Palm Beach. 

#13766
39 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

McCormick has the 2nd best ERA of the 4 pitchers used tonight 

 

He has pitched in 3 games over the last week!

#13767
5 minutes ago, Wild Bill said:

He has pitched in 3 games over the last week!

The most exciting part of the game was McCormick’s first career strikeout. 

#13769
6 minutes ago, Wild Bill said:

He has pitched in 3 games over the last week!

We've been outscored 48-10 over the last six games

#13770
11 minutes ago, Wild Bill said:

He has pitched in 3 games over the last week!

The Astros calling Chas McCormick out of the bullpen to close another blowout -

 

#13772
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

extend chas !!!!

Since his first appearance on August 12, Chas McCormick has a lower ERA and the same number of home runs as Shohei Ohtani.

 

#13775
1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

It bugs the shit of me that she almost exclusively interviews new call ups and scrubs for Bases Loaded. I don’t give a fuck about Melton’s high school girlfriend. 
 

Do your damn job and stick a microphone in front of Yordan’s face. Or get off your ass and go interview guys rehabbing in West Palm Beach. 

Lol.

as if the team would make him available for that…

or space city make the budget to fly her out for that 

#13776
8 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Did you ever think we would have to start worrying about Chazzzz's pitch count and availability out of the pen?

Lulz

i was thinking when they brought him out tonight how they were going to have to add him to the bullpen usage/availability  (# of pitches over the last week) chart they show on TV regularly 

#13777
37 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but Joe Espada isn't getting fired.

David Dennison Dream Crusher

#13778

This division is so pathetically bad, just like last year. Astros, Mariners, and Rangers all lose while Red Sox also lose to Orioles.

#13779

We should be relegated to the bronze bracket, from here on out all our games are at 8am in LaPorte

#13780
Since the All-Star break (MLB rank):Offense: ~.244 AVG (15th)~.685 OPS (25th)~26 HR (25th)~112 Runs (26th)Pitching: ~4.64 ERA (22nd)~4.25 SP ERA (15th)~5.16 RP ERA (26th)~13 Wins (21st)Underperforming FOR SURE. Also injuries have been insurmountable. It's not fun.

 

#13781
This is the first time in more than 20 years -- April 2005 -- the Astros have been shut out three times in a four-game span. They went to the World Series that year.

 

sulry thread :

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#13785
1 hour ago, Mez2 said:

Adam Everett is not walking through that door anytime soon

 

maybe the bats show up tomorrow vs skubal ?

 

Happy Season 3 GIF by The Simpsons

#13787

lulz 

Total GIDP Leaders since 2023:

1. Manny Machado - 59
2. Alec Bohm - 53
3. William Contreras - 51
4t. Ty France - 51
4t. Vlad Guerrero Jr. - 51
6. Pete Alonso - 50
7. Carlos Correa - 49
8. Lourdes Gurriel Jr. - 47
9. George Springer - 46
10t. Josh Bell - 45
10t. Yainer Díaz - 45

#13789
10 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Outscored 22-0 in 2 games doesn't inspire confidence. Hopefully we can scratch across a run tomorrow. 

I think you mean hopefully we can scratch out a baserunner.  That might be a thing that doesn't happen tonight. 

#13790

this is baseball...so you all know what is about to happen.  Haven't scored in 18 innings or whatever and going up against the Cy Young winner......of course we are about to win like 7 or 8 to 3 

#13792
1 hour ago, n64ra said:

Never thought I'd have to ask - which position player other than McCormick can pitch? 

Time to sign Maldy 

#13793
9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

maybe the bats show up tomorrow vs skubal ?

 

Happy Season 3 GIF by The Simpsons

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#13794
12 hours ago, Macklemore said:
Since the All-Star break (MLB rank):Offense: ~.244 AVG (15th)~.685 OPS (25th)~26 HR (25th)~112 Runs (26th)Pitching: ~4.64 ERA (22nd)~4.25 SP ERA (15th)~5.16 RP ERA (26th)~13 Wins (21st)Underperforming FOR SURE. Also injuries have been insurmountable. It's not fun.

 

I’m not sure it’s underperforming. We got lucky and won a bunch of games with rookies, scrubs and spare parts playing out of their asses. A return to the mean was what was inevitable. Not the Astros.

#13797
6 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

They must really hate Blubaugh at this point.

Can't come up til 15 days has passed since he was optioned 

#13798
11 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Can't come up til 15 days has passed since he was optioned 

Easy, IL Javier since his "flu" is to difficult to overcome.

#13799
35 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Easy, IL Javier since his "flu" is to difficult to overcome.

 

who's sick in this clubhouse ? 

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