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#14952
5 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

I can forgive that. It took a perfect bounce off the wall and a perfect throw, and only got him by a couple of inches

It sure was a perfect defensive bounce.  When it’s not your night it’s not your night.

#14955
16 minutes ago, Iceman said:

He's still trying to say the runner was out on 2nd if they would have looked at the right angle.

 

Sometimes he's just a dumb fucking jock.

Sometimes?  

The only thing crazier than some of his takes on the radio are the women he has married. 

#14956
Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

We love losing to shitty teams

the scheduling equivalent of runner on third with one out

#14963
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:
Hunter Brown is narrowing the gap for the Cy Young award:Hunter Brown:10-5 Record2.36 ERA170 StrikeoutsTarik Skubal:11-6 Record2.28 ERA212 Strikeouts

 

Will Ferrell Lol GIF

#14965
5 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

Sometimes?  

The only thing crazier than some of his takes on the radio are the women he has married. 

Shaun Bagwell was the hottest stripper at the Men’s Club in the 90s.

#14966
1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Shaun Bagwell was the hottest stripper at the Men’s Club in the 90s.

I guessing she hasn't aged well and is working the week day lunch shift?

#14972

Never in my 57 years of watching Astros baseball have I had less faith in two starters widely regarded as elite. I have no idea how Brown or Valdez will perform in any given start against any lineup, and that really stretches the definition of "ace."

But hey, just four days to football....

#14973

I know we can be pretty over the top at times on this website, but our consistent underperformance against bad teams is 100% a reflection of the manager and should be dismissal worthy.

#14980
1 hour ago, Gut Wagon said:

Never in my 57 years of watching Astros baseball have I had less faith in two starters widely regarded as elite. I have no idea how Brown or Valdez will perform in any given start against any lineup, and that really stretches the definition of "ace."

But hey, just four days to football....

george costanza comedy GIF

 

is he our ace ?

#14984

help is on the way !!!

Luis Garcia was great tonight in his rehab start for Sugar Land:6 IP | 4 H | 1 R | 1 ER | 1 BB | 5 KHe was up to 93.5 MPH and generated 14 swings and misses. #Astros

 

#14986

The constant looking over our shoulders is fuggin bullshit. The AL west is a complete joke. How do we not have 85 wins already even with this joke of an outfield and bunch jags we trout out there on the bump, and our piss poor lineup construction? We should still be dominating this suck ass division. I will admit I didn’t see this team with 65 wins but the west is so freaking bad. We would be in 4th in the East. Let that marinate in your cerebellum 

The AL west is…….Cal Raleigh and that’s about it….give me a break, no offense big dumpster 


Houston deserves a better owner, management and leadership. 
No more excuses! 

Built for this!!!!!! Yeah right with supplies from Temu and tools from Harbor Freight. 

#14987
10 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

The constant looking over our shoulders is fuggin bullshit. The AL west is a complete joke. How do we not have 85 wins already even with this joke of an outfield and bunch jags we trout out there on the bump, and our piss poor lineup construction? We should still be dominating this suck ass division. I will admit I didn’t see this team with 65 wins but the west is so freaking bad. We would be in 4th in the East. Let that marinate in your cerebellum 

The AL west is…….Cal Raleigh and that’s about it….give me a break, no offense big dumpster 


Houston deserves a better owner, management and leadership. 
No more excuses! 

Built for this!!!!!! Yeah right with supplies from Temu and tools from Harbor Freight. 

Solid take. Although Nick Kurtz also might like to enter the chat. 

#14988

AL West is the Astros sucking, relative to the recent past, and nobody being able to step up.

 

Fuck em.

#14989
46 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

How do we not have 85 wins already even with this joke of an outfield and bunch jags we trout out there on the bump, and our piss poor lineup construction?

Because of all those things you listed

#14990
1 hour ago, TejasPedro said:

The AL west is a complete joke.

It’s really not.  It just doesn’t have one team clearly outperforming the others.  I did the numbers last week and it has the third best winning percentage of the six divisions.  
 

The Astros have missed a ton of opportunities to separate themselves, but they just haven’t been able to do it.  But the division is not trash.  

#14991

2-8 in Hunter and Framber’s last 10 starts. Can’t have that. That does include two 2-1 losses and that 1-0 stinkfest but there has also been some bad outings in there. That number should be 8-2 for this team to be best it can be. I’m not sure we can even go 16-14 rest of the way and match last years record at this rate. This homestand needed to be 9-1, 8-2 to be successful. Not starting well. 

#14992
2 hours ago, Iceman said:

AL West is the Astros sucking, relative to the recent past, and nobody being able to step up.

 

Fuck em.

It's been like this for three seasons now. Through 132 games:

2025: 72-60

2024: 70-62

2023: 74-58

#14994
15 hours ago, PGFrog said:

Sometimes?  

The only thing crazier than some of his takes on the radio are the women he has married. 

I bet she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose, though.

#14996

Yankees are doing today to the Nats what the Astros should be doing to the shit ass Rockies

#14997

ex .45'r ...

‘Boy, what a life’: A visit with Bobby Shantz, MLB’s oldest living MVP, as he nears his 100th birthday https://t.co/928otlwORU

 

#14999

I saw a few years back there was a Bobby Shantz day in Philly area and I wanted to try and see when the next one was going to be because i had thought about going up there to get his auto in my book of all Astros that I have 80+ signatures. Never materialized. Went to Philly this summer and looked it up and actually tried to send a message to someone associated with him to try and see if there was a way to get in person auto and never got reply.

Getting the franchises 1st ever winner in my book would be pretty badass, but doesnt look like it will happen.

#15000
13 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Need to move Yordan up in the lineup so he has protection behind him 

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