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#15002
2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Salazar up....Yainer must be going on the DL

Victor Caratini took a foul ball off his mask yesterday after taking a similar one in Baltimore last weekend. Yainer Diaz got hit in the wrist by an errant pitch in Baltimore, too. https://t.co/QjSITprtoM

 

#15003

welp ....

Victor Caratini is in concussion protocol. César Salazar is catching Framber Valdez tonight. Yainer Diaz’s hand needs an extra day or two. Yordan Alvarez is DHing.

 

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🤔🤔🤔🤔

In 7 AAA games so far this season Pedro Leon is hitting .346 (9 for 26) with 2 doubles, 2 home runs & 4 steals1.047 OPSJust 6 strikeouts in 29 plate appearances (21%)Does he get another shot with the Astros?

 

#15006
6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

🤔🤔🤔🤔

In 7 AAA games so far this season Pedro Leon is hitting .346 (9 for 26) with 2 doubles, 2 home runs & 4 steals1.047 OPSJust 6 strikeouts in 29 plate appearances (21%)Does he get another shot with the Astros?

 

Like another shot with the Houston Astros????
 

Not sure the big ball club can handle all that production?  

#15009
2 hours ago, BaseballFan23 said:

Tough start for the Astros this year, but honestly I think the bullpen is showing signs of improvement compared to last season. The offence is streaky, but if they can get consistent production from the middle of the order, they’re still in the mix for a solid playoff push. Curious to see how the new pitching rotation holds up once we get deeper into September.

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#15011

I hope Altuve is having to think about leaving 8 men on base last night and isn't actually hurt also

#15012
31 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Still no lineup. 3putt is starting I bet 

 

boys, my time here could be done. rice is looking for a student bp catcher. i'm enrolling in a continuing education as we speak !!!!

hopefully I can get #11    El Once !!!!!

 

 

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#15015
I saw a few years back there was a Bobby Shantz day in Philly area and I wanted to try and see when the next one was going to be because i had thought about going up there to get his auto in my book of all Astros that I have 80+ signatures. Never materialized. Went to Philly this summer and looked it up and actually tried to send a message to someone associated with him to try and see if there was a way to get in person auto and never got reply.

Getting the franchises 1st ever winner in my book would be pretty badass, but doesnt look like it will happen.



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#15016
4 hours ago, Scraps said:

I saw a few years back there was a Bobby Shantz day in Philly area and I wanted to try and see when the next one was going to be because i had thought about going up there to get his auto in my book of all Astros that I have 80+ signatures. Never materialized. Went to Philly this summer and looked it up and actually tried to send a message to someone associated with him to try and see if there was a way to get in person auto and never got reply.

Getting the franchises 1st ever winner in my book would be pretty badass, but doesnt look like it will happen.
 

 

when does the restraining order expire ?

#15017
19 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Bracamonte has to be easily 50 so you have several years left 

 

i've been shadow throwing all day 

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Yeah problem is i refuse to mail cause i dont want to chance shit getting messed up. Too much invested
#15019

So we get Julia in the booth instead of Bags. 100% better in multiple ways

I guess not. Dammit

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#15021
24 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

So we get Julia in the booth instead of Bags. 100% better in multiple ways

I guess not. Dammit

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#15027
2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

We're struggling against a pitcher with an ERA close to 7.

Why are we failing to mash the ball against this stiff? I know he pitches a lot in thin air, but his stats wouldn't be great for a slow-pitch softballer. Somebody start raking. 

#15030
2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

gives bagwell time to tell more stories 

I’d like to hear his stories about hitting Men’s Club and Treasures in the 90s and how ended up marrying a stripper.

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#15034

this lineup is dogshit against bad teams and pitchers with > 6+ ERAs. 

on the brighter side, we won't face them in the playoffs.

#15035

@Wulaw Horn we need you and your podcast buddy to write “Why I hate this team version 2.0”. Bringing the hate helped fuel our run in June and we need a wave of hate to finish this season on a kick.

#15036
5 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

@Wulaw Horn we need you and your podcast buddy to write “Why I hate this team version 2.0”. Bringing the hate helped fuel our run in June and we need a wave of hate to finish this season on a kick.

and a lecture on why we are all idiots for scoreboard watching our AL West rivals in the Pacific NW

#15037
6 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

@Wulaw Horn we need you and your podcast buddy to write “Why I hate this team version 2.0”. Bringing the hate helped fuel our run in June and we need a wave of hate to finish this season on a kick.

Right now it's looking like we might finish it on a Bert Auburn kick. 

#15041

Astros records in games started by each pitcher:

Brown 16-10
Valdez 15-10
Gordon 8-5
Gusto 7-7
McCullers 6-6
Alexander 6-1
Blanco 5-4
Walter 3-6
Wesneski 2-4
Javier 2-1
Okert 1-0
Arrighetti 1-5
Blubaugh 0-1

#15043
14 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

and a lecture on why we are all idiots for scoreboard watching our AL West rivals in the Pacific NW

It doesn’t matter if we are 3rd or 6th.  Or anywhere in between. 2nd matters and 7th matters. 

#15044
2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

It doesn’t matter if we are 3rd or 6th.

the fuck?

of course it matters. yeah, it matters more to be a top 2 seed and avoid an entire playoff rd but the rankings 3-6 still matter.

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