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#16052
3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Lol oh is this the new "trade Yordan" i can latch on to?
Trotline

 

anyone that talked about trading yordan needs to be punched in the nuts !!!!

#16056
2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

What’s up with the bat? At a place where the sound is off.

Boone asked the crew to look at it.

huge scuff mark where he or someone clearly took some sandpaper to it.

 

#16057
3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

anyone that talked about trading yordan needs to be punched in the nuts !!!!

Keep yordan 

but pay him 35% of what his full value is commensurate the amount of the season you’ll actually get from him 

#16058
 
anyone that talked about trading yordan needs to be punched in the nuts !!!!
What about the person who said he didnt want to play ever again.

Aka....you
Keep yordan 
but pay him 35% of what his full value is commensurate the amount of the season you’ll actually get from him 
His 35% is better than 95% of the teams 100%
#16073

I don't understand how that dude looks like Mark McGwire against the NL West but looks like 2023 José Abreu against everyone else. 

#16077

for those wanting to start the offseason thread, does cole make a hard push to make the roster ?

Zach Cole. Ball So Hard University.The @astros prospect -- and @BallStateBB product -- swats a walk-off grand slam for the @SLSpaceCowboys.

 

#16078

Most amazing part of that Hatcher clip was Dave Smith had 2 ABs for the season.

Just shows that the Astros have been Cheaters!!! for a long time

Edited by WBT

#16079

Trammell using an illegal bat and still not being able to hit is like your 12 year old using an Hype Fire and not being able to hit

#16080
10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

anyone that talked about trading yordan needs to be punched in the nuts !!!!

right, why would we not be impressed with a guy that has been out of lineup 32% of the time due to injuries.

#16081
8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

for those wanting to start the offseason thread, does cole make a hard push to make the roster ?

Zach Cole. Ball So Hard University.The @astros prospect -- and @BallStateBB product -- swats a walk-off grand slam for the @SLSpaceCowboys.

 

Does he project to stay in CF? We have plenty of corner OFs options. We could definitely use a legit CF. His platoon splits say he's a strong side platoon guy, but he's been on fire since returning to the lineup in June.

Edited by HtownHorn

#16082

As soon as the Mets traded Gilbert to the giants, Dana should have been on the phone saying he’d take old man JV off their hands if they threw in Gilbert. 
idk what else it would have taken to get that done but Gilbert’s looked good since getting called up a month ago…and gotta think if JV was in the clubhouse none of this bullshit with Framber happens.

(but then there is the issue of what you do with JV because you sure can’t throw him out there ever 5th day in a pennant race).

#16085
1 hour ago, Hornsbay22 said:

How did a series with the Rangers become must win? I hate baseball

It is?

#16086
48 minutes ago, WBT said:

It is?

Yeah,

Sep 5-7 with a 3.5 game lead in the division and 5 game lead over said Rangers I would not consider “must win”.

of course, the results of this series could turn the return trip Sep 15-17 in to must win, but this weekend is not that.

#16087

I wouldn’t be mad at running back two years ago at this same point in the season, though.

 

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(sadly, that’s a month’s worth of runs for the 2025 Astros… and a month’s worth of home runs that Altuve had in the first 3 innings of that Tuesday game)

Edited by UTexasFight

#16089

Lulz

From the Astros: placed RHP Kaleb Ort on the 15-day IL due to right elbow inflammation and have recalled LHP Colton Gordonfrom Triple A Sugar Land.


 

Edited by TonyTexas

#16091

Well, see you next year 

Zach Dezenzo has been pulled off his minor-league rehab assignment with an elbow sprain, according to the Astros

 

#16093

Seager, Semein, and Garcia out along with several pitchers. We lose this series pack it up.

Edited by HtownHorn

#16100
17 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

why didn't we play these yankees ???

What if I told you we did?

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