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#17151
Yordan Alvarez remains on the Astros’ active roster. Asked whether he would go on the IL, Espada said: “did you just hear what I said? This is going to take some time. Listen, one day at a time. I’m not going to give you days, weeks, what we’re going to do next.” https://t.co/reEVia5qHT

 

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I figured it was a bad one.  He could barely put any weight on it at all.

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#17154
4 hours ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Heading to the Twins today, Brewers tomorrow and Royals thursday. Any tips/tricks for any of these stadiums???

Twins in the best of the three to me, but I don't have anything special to give you for it.   

Agree with UTexas that Brewers stadium is whatever.  I sat front row top deck behind home plate just to get a view of everything and it was pretty damn dark up there that I almost fell asleep.  It is also by pretty much nothing.   I was only in MKE one afternoon/night but I did go to National Bobble Head Hall of Fame there and across the street was a nice brewery -  Broken Bat   Then ate some bad ass motherfucking cheese curds at Camino....but that is all an uber ride away from stadium area.    You can always go jerk off in the 10 min Bud Selig Experience inside the stadium.  

Kaufmann is cool, but it is also not around shit.  

So to recap...no I don't have any real tricks/tips for those.  

#17155
12 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Twins in the best of the three to me, but I don't have anything special to give you for it.   

Agree with UTexas that Brewers stadium is whatever.  I sat front row top deck behind home plate just to get a view of everything and it was pretty damn dark up there that I almost fell asleep.  It is also by pretty much nothing.   I was only in MKE one afternoon/night but I did go to National Bobble Head Hall of Fame there and across the street was a nice brewery -  Broken Bat   Then ate some bad ass motherfucking cheese curds at Camino....but that is all an uber ride away from stadium area.    You can always go jerk off in the 10 min Bud Selig Experience inside the stadium.  

Kaufmann is cool, but it is also not around shit.  

So to recap...no I don't have any real tricks/tips for those.  

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#17157
Here’s the full interview with Joe Espada speaking to the media. Rather snappy I would say.

 

#17158
1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Twins in the best of the three to me, but I don't have anything special to give you for it.   

Agree with UTexas that Brewers stadium is whatever.  I sat front row top deck behind home plate just to get a view of everything and it was pretty damn dark up there that I almost fell asleep.  It is also by pretty much nothing.   I was only in MKE one afternoon/night but I did go to National Bobble Head Hall of Fame there and across the street was a nice brewery -  Broken Bat   Then ate some bad ass motherfucking cheese curds at Camino....but that is all an uber ride away from stadium area.    You can always go jerk off in the 10 min Bud Selig Experience inside the stadium.  

Kaufmann is cool, but it is also not around shit.  

So to recap...no I don't have any real tricks/tips for those.  

 

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#17159
48 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I would say spring training 2026 qualifies as a while. 

As does June. fucking parachute pants come back sooner than Yordan.

#17161
2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Yordan Alvarez remains on the Astros’ active roster. Asked whether he would go on the IL, Espada said: “did you just hear what I said? This is going to take some time. Listen, one day at a time. I’m not going to give you days, weeks, what we’re going to do next.” https://t.co/reEVia5qHT

Weeks? What the fuck is Joe talking about WEEKS? He does realize that the Astros have 11 more games in this season right?  

 

#17162
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:
Here’s the full interview with Joe Espada speaking to the media. Rather snappy I would say.

 

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#17176
Just now, Rip76 said:

Give him another inning.

Agreed... Sadly Espada won't because he already decided this was a bullpen game and he has zero capacity to adapt mid-game

#17191
3 hours ago, Scraps said:

You can always go jerk off in the 10 min Bud Selig Experience inside the stadium.  

I'm happy for you and all but is there anything there I could piss on instead?

#17193
10 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

I thought the new rules sped up games. This one is taking forever

Don’t care - winning.

But yes.

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#17194

Altuve and Walker are just horrible these days. So let's keep batting them back to back and see how many rallies we can kill. 

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