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#17608

3 people i really really somehow need gone next season.....Espada, Perezchicka, Walker

#17613

We no longer control our destiny, and our POFF odds have dropped nearly 20% in the last 24 hours.

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#17619
16 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Guess those games in April and May really did  matter. 

or the 11 games in which the Astros scored zero runs.

Houston lost all of them.

#17621

I can’t wait until Framber is a former Astro and the first time we knock him out of a game in the first inning. He’s a mental midget. Not varsity material.

#17625

well, never knew about this one. it's in the must watch list ...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_Game_(film)

Night Game is a 1989 American slasher film directed by Peter Masterson and starring Roy Scheider, Lane Smith, Karen Young, and Richard Bradford. It follows a police detective attempting to stop a hook-handed serial killer whose murders coincide with nighttime baseball games at the Houston Astrodome.

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#17626

At the UT and reception was shit to get updates.

glad that was the case.

did see Pena had a slam.

got home and was shocked to see we got 10 hits…

so immediately check the RISP and see 1-9…. And a fucking TOOTBLAN to end the game by a completely meaningless runner.

 

the season has been so exhausting

just a long, slow death march with a dead cat bounce in June.

i’d bet a large amount of money we control our destiny at making the playoffs going into game 162 with Hunter on the mound only for him to either blow up or give a QS and the offense and/or bullpen blow it  and watch the winner of Detroit/Boston take the last WC spot.

#17628
2 hours ago, cabowabo said:

The fact that Walker leads the team in RBI tells you all you need to know about this team's offense.

There was a caller to the postgame last night complaining about Walker and calling for caratini to start with the host chiming in he was 0 for last 17 and caller just saying I know he’s leading the team in RBI’s and then just repeating for about two minutes  “but I don’t know. They gotta do something…I just…. don’t know. “

Sums up this season. Just numb at this point and I just….don’t know.

#17629
This is pretty awesome.The Astros bullpen catcher who got the ball Cal Raleigh hit for home run number 57 to break Ken Griffey Jr.’s Mariners record for a season hands Raleigh the ball for him to keep after the M’s beat his team in a huge game. 🫡

 

 

 

#17630
5 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

Fucking frustrating. So consistently inconsistent this year. 

We were the most injury bitten team in the league so not surprising. Feels like the last few years that has been the case. Houston has the best medical district in the country, but the Astros have some of the worst medical staff in the league imo

#17631

Winning 13 out of 14 to take over the 2 seed that we have refused to go take all 2nd half is pretty impressive 

#17632
8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
This is pretty awesome.The Astros bullpen catcher who got the ball Cal Raleigh hit for home run number 57 to break Ken Griffey Jr.’s Mariners record for a season hands Raleigh the ball for him to keep after the M’s beat his team in a huge game. 🫡

 

 

 

Bracamonte has consistently represented this organization well.  Hat tip to a real one.  

#17633
3 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

Bracamonte has consistently represented this organization well.  Hat tip to a real one.  

A worthy successor to Stretch Suba

#17634
58 minutes ago, WBT said:

A worthy successor to Stretch Suba

My grandmother went to Church with Strech’s parents.  In 2004 she asked a favor from Strech and then presented me with a ball signed by Biggio, Bagwell, and Berkman.  It is one of my most prized possessions, and I love that Strech was involved in getting it to me.  

#17638

2026 #5 / #6 starter, he'll be cheap ...

The Tigers have designated Charlie Morton for assignment.Morton had a 7.09 ERA through 9 starts after being acquired by Detroit at the trade deadline.

 

#17639
15 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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he cost himself some serious $$$

.500 record. all we needec

Such a waste of an arm. If you transplanted Framber's brain into a hummingbird, it would fly upside down and backwards into a bus. 

#17640
Just now, Gut Wagon said:

Such a waste of an arm. If you transplanted Framber's brain into a hummingbird, it would fly upside down and backwards into a bus. 

 

5-5, all we needed 

#17641
1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

Such a waste of an arm. If you transplanted Framber's brain into a hummingbird, it would fly upside down and backwards into a bus. 

So glad we didn’t give him a contract. Let him be someone else’s problem next year. 

#17642
51 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

2026 #5 / #6 starter, he'll be cheap ...

The Tigers have designated Charlie Morton for assignment.Morton had a 7.09 ERA through 9 starts after being acquired by Detroit at the trade deadline.

 

Hmmm... those are Framber level numbers for crunch time from a 42 year old.  

#17643
3 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

Hmmm... those are Framber level numbers for crunch time from a 42 year old.  

 

is he fixable ?

is it worth a cheap try to fix him ?

#17644
4 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

So glad we didn’t give him a contract. Let him be someone else’s problem next year. 

Watch him end up in Arlington and go 17-5. I mean, I doubt he does, but I also wouldn't be shocked. 

#17646
10 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Watch him end up in Arlington and go 17-5. I mean, I doubt he does, but I also wouldn't be shocked. 

Very possible, as is him starting out 17-0 and then dropping the last 5 to kill the Rangers hope of the playoffs. 

#17647

ugh 

Yordan Alvarez said he’s progressing well and can walk without a protective boot. That being said, he won’t go on the road trip. He’s eligible to come off the IL next weekend in Anaheim, but that doesn’t seem likely.

 

#17648
2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

ugh 

Yordan Alvarez said he’s progressing well and can walk without a protective boot. That being said, he won’t go on the road trip. He’s eligible to come off the IL next weekend in Anaheim, but that doesn’t seem likely.

 

Fuck him.  

#17649
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

2026 #5 / #6 starter, he'll be cheap ...

The Tigers have designated Charlie Morton for assignment.Morton had a 7.09 ERA through 9 starts after being acquired by Detroit at the trade deadline.

 

Fuck all that

and fuck fans who still clamor for that shit 

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