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    I can fap to this

  • tx 3 putt
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    4 - 2 road trip. lulz  

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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You know, I hear a lot of negativity towards Cooper Hummel, and I don't like it.  Yes, he fucking sucks and has a career 51 OPS+, but remember that he is currently hitting .158 below his career average.  He is going to come around.  
 
Once he gets that one hit over the next 5 ABs, then cut him.
Sorry Papa Hummel
1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Ducking clase.

blows our 5.5 game lead 

 

2.5 behind the yankees for that #2 spot 

Uhhh what.the.fuck.

Happy Fathers Day yall....have a loss

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That’s as bad a lineup as you will ever see from a first place team allegedly trying to win. 

Dana:

Melton: will be at least 4 weeks    (jesus)

Paredes: think for sure we will see him in the next series in Sacramento. maybe game 2 or 3

Chas: doing all baseball activities; back in next couple of weeks or so

Dezenzo: not doing anything yet; feels no pain; will get some more imaging to make sure he is healing properly.

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Dana, segment 2:

Yordan: out a month and a half now; he's 80% healed; feeling really good; no pain at all; next step is get a bat in his hands; not going on the next road trip but maybe see him after that.

Spaghetti: throwing flat ground; feels outstanding. not supposed to be throwing as hard as he is. but feels really good, next step will get some bullpens.

Matthews: need to see him make more contact; combinations of swing decisions and chases a little bit; once he gets to a place he is making really good contact and driving the ball...he is on his way. 

Draft: 21st pick; narrowed down a few guys we think will be there.  next pick is at 95, think we'll get a really good play there as there is a lot of depth in this draft.

If Melton escapes with all his internal organs and only a lost month, I think we should take it.

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

That’s as bad a lineup as you will ever see from a first place team allegedly trying to win. 

My luck that’s the one game I got tickets for to see the Astros in person. FML

6 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Baseball players have to be the softest players of any major sport. 

It would be different if there were only 17 games…or 81.

 

 

3 hours ago, Scraps said:

Uhhh what.the.fuck.

Happy Fathers Day yall....have a loss

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I stopped going on Father’s Day, in part, because of shit like this. 

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1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

smith needs to be in gold glove discussions 

 

Just a reminder that until all our pets heads were falling off and we ran out of players our dipshit manager took him out of games for defensive purposes. 

We getting any hits today or nah?

Nice escape Walter.  The ringer cannot look empty!

Rake farm!!  The hero we needed.

why do the twins have the bp up and going hard ?

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another damn good start for walter 

6 innings, 1 run. well done 

 

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8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

another damn good start for walter 

6 innings, 1 run. well done 

 

and just like that Espada is fucking around…

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This twins team is not good right now…

so of course Espada taunts the baseball gods with this lineup and putting Walter out there for the 7th 

Heck of an outing for the lefty. But what an anemic effort with the sticks. Time to break out the bottle of distilled voodoo that somehow overcame it yesterday.

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