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1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

It’s just laughable 

 

I can't believe the Astros are calling up a Yankees spy.

 

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1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

It’s just laughable 

 

See ya in 2027 Lance!

I thought Berman retired like 3 years ago

29 minutes ago, WBT said:

I thought Berman retired like 3 years ago

So did John McLain, but that raspy voice still pops up on the Houston airways from time to time. 

39 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

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THat is obviously the abridged version. 

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Season 4 Hello GIF by The Simpsons

18 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Guillorme can give you 0 hits while playing multiple positions well.  So valuable

Really not a rare skill on this squad. 

Quick trade thought: Stros should go after Keller, Reynolds and Frazier from the pirates. Keller screams like a dude that the Astros could sprinkle pixie dust on and turn into a monster, he has hella stuff. Frazier is meh but he’s an upgrade over Rodgers and is a lefty. Reynolds has a big contract but with money freed up next year it wouldn’t be an issue. Switch hitter as well and just steady as hell (slower start this year)

 

Probably can’t afford it in terms of prospects but maybe a dezenzo, Myers/chas, blubaugh, melton, janek type package peaks their interest

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Quick trade thought: Stros should go after Keller, Reynolds and Frazier from the pirates. Keller screams like a dude that the Astros could sprinkle pixie dust on and turn into a monster, he has hella stuff. Frazier is meh but he’s an upgrade over Rodgers and is a lefty. Reynolds has a big contract but with money freed up next year it wouldn’t be an issue. Switch hitter as well and just steady as hell (slower start this year)

 

Probably can’t afford it in terms of prospects but maybe a dezenzo, Myers/chas, blubaugh, melton, janek type package peaks their interest

Bah gawd, that’s @Wulaw Horn’s music!

Tuve!!  Add another park to the list.

Has Walker done anything worthwhile since his multi-hit game? 

Has Walker done anything worthwhile since his multi-hit game? 
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Guillorme is like a mini venezuelan Gattis

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Guillorme is like a mini venezuelan Gattis

But Gattis could at least hit water if he fell out of a boat. This guy? Not sure. 

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Guillorme is like a mini venezuelan Gattis

lol…

when he came up I said “he looks like a shorter, fatter, left handed Gattis”

31 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Tuve.!

109 EV

439’

Hardest hit ball of his year 

 

 

 

Fuck you Spence 

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The booing of Altuve is dumb as hell.  Coming from A's fans it's insane.

And fuck the brushback pitch.  Come the fuck on bush leaguers.

Shits so dumb. We get penalized because this fuckstick.

A's announcers saying pitcher had to "Move some feet to protect the plate"  as if Altuve crowds the plate and is such a fucking hyper-selective batter.

 

Dumbasses.

rodgers doesn't boot that ball !!!!
You sure about that?
1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Why is he playing in the field at all?

To give Paredes a half day off

WTH….

ford talking about the Sacramento River cats team when this park opening included Espada, Hinch, and Porter 

(Two of those unlike the other)

Jake with 2 double plays involved with 2 times through the lineup. 1 running and one hitting. Cost us at least 2, maybe 3 runs so far. Little things matter when you basically suck offensively which we do with this group. 

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Jake with 2 double plays involved with 2 times through the lineup. 1 running and one hitting. Cost us at least 2, maybe 3 runs so far. Little things matter when you basically suck offensively which we do with this group. 

That first one the bases cost at least 2 runs. Brutal

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