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1 hour ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Lol I've won it before, not a big fan of them calling it after the 9th now. 

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3 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

McCullers Jr. done with his 2 innings for @SLSpaceCowboys (35 pitches, 20 strikes): 2 IP, 2 H, 2 ER, BB, 3 K, wild pitch.
 

Struck out the side in 1st inning, bit of a struggle in 2nd. 

Tonight he'll tear his rotator cuff while hanging a shower curtain.

1 hour ago, Iceman said:

Tonight he'll tear his rotator cuff while hanging a shower curtain.

 

brown, lopez, espada watching LMJ today

 

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19 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Maybe they could have split up, one of them could have looked for a new orthopod.

that groupon hasn't expired yet !

 
brown, lopez, espada watching LMJ today
 
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And Ryan Howard.

(Just looks like him lol)
6 hours ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Lol I've won it before, not a big fan of them calling it after the 9th now. 

Yeah clearly an attempt to a) sell for longer during the game, b) hope more jackpots go unclaimed (they will)

You can still claim later if you arent a dumbass. You have like 30 days

8 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Yeah clearly an attempt to a) sell for longer during the game, b) hope more jackpots go unclaimed (they will)

I think its this too, hoping for more lost tickets. 

Not having a Thursday home night game until Memorial Day weekend is…weird (as is not playing on Thursday for 5 straight week after this week)

Beat last year NLCS participant with good pitching against their best in a series, that's a good start.

Our bats will come around when we're not facing a high caliber 1-2-3, plus a little time to adjust to new surroundings and let the team gel.

Positive about A's leaving Oakland....Sacramento don't play that drum bullshit lol

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1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

Not having a Thursday home night game until Memorial Day weekend is…weird (as is not playing on Thursday for 5 straight week after this week)

The first year that Andrew and I did our podcast we released on Thursday for a couple months because that was an off day like 7 weeks in a row and we wanted people to be able to listen on an off day with no game going on. Thursday is a terrible day to drop a 1 time a week podcast so we switched, but that was the reason and that was why. Not quite all that weird I don't think.  

23 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

The first year that Andrew and I did our podcast we released on Thursday for a couple months because that was an off day like 7 weeks in a row and we wanted people to be able to listen on an off day with no game going on. Thursday is a terrible day to drop a 1 time a week podcast so we switched, but that was the reason and that was why. Not quite all that weird I don't think.  

It is weird for the Astros.

58 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

The first year that Andrew and I did our podcast we released on Thursday for a couple months because that was an off day like 7 weeks in a row and we wanted people to be able to listen on an off day with no game going on. Thursday is a terrible day to drop a 1 time a week podcast so we switched, but that was the reason and that was why. Not quite all that weird I don't think.  

5 Thursdays off in a row (outside of the all-star break) is surely unusual and uncommon.

 

we’re going to definitely wish we had one of those off days available during the stretch where we’re playing 23 games in 24 days starting August 15.  

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I hope they have a lot of towels in the dugout tonight, Ronel and Cam can get super soaked before the first pitch. It looks like they are playing in a sauna. Bad look for Daikin 

I would bet Blanco works up a sweat getting out of bed in the morning.

1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

5 Thursdays off in a row (outside of the all-star break) is surely unusual and uncommon

We had 4 in row last year immediately following the ASB

12 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

We had 4 in row last year immediately following the ASB

Right.

which makes 5 in a row in April and May even more unusual 

27 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

I hope they have a lot of towels in the dugout tonight, Ronel and Cam can get super soaked before the first pitch. It looks like they are playing in a sauna. Bad look for Daikin 

New city connect debuts tonight.

He can sweat all he wants if he runs back tonight what he did on the first city connect night last year.

If Altuve is back at 2nd tonight, why not put Dezenzo in LF?

 

13 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

If Altuve is back at 2nd tonight, why not put Dezenzo in LF?

 

It's going to be a no-hitter, so who cares? 

I’m really hopefully the plan this year isn’t to give Dubon another 400 at bats.  

1 minute ago, LCHorn said:

I’m really hopefully the plan this year isn’t to give Dubon another 400 at bats.  

Agreed - Dubon’s value is giving the regulars a day off, defensive replacement in the OF in the late innings and someone who can fill-in multiple spots if someone is injured.

Its game 4 - nobody needs a day off.

2 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

I’m really hopefully the plan this year isn’t to give Dubon another 400 at bats.  

 

.269 / .361 / .657 last year 

avg / slugging / ops and gold glove defense 

 

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2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

gold glove defense 

Defense has to be really bad at second for me to think that’s where we should be willing to sacrifice offense, particularly playing between Pena and Walker.  And he’s an out machine.  

That said, I can live with him there.  It’s letting Dubon take away at bats from any of the rostered outfielders that I really object to (even fucking Chas).  

 

Thank god we didnt sign Profar...suspended 80 games.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

.269 / .361 / .657 last year 

avg / slugging / ops and gold glove defense 

 

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He's fucking awful with the bat. Giving him anything more than a day a week is too fucking much when you consider the other hole in the lineup batting 9th playing CF.

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Thank god we didnt sign Profar...suspended 80 games.

 

damn, you talked me into signing him

 

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

Just leave him at second. The OF experiment was ridiculous from the get go.

Yes

Paredes seeing 33 pitches per AB is cool and all, but it would be a helluva lot cooler if he would keep some shit fair for a hit every now and then 

Glad to see Isaac swing at the first pitch there. Hick’s pitch sequence has been the same for almost every batter:

1st Pitch - Get over fastball

2nd Pitch - Fastball on the outside edge

3rd Pitch - Offspeed on the Outside

Getting tired of this shitty offense and worried we are going to struggle for runs all season.

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