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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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34 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

You do realize you have opened yourself up to the vengeance of the boards Maldy loyalist.

I agree with you and find it a bit amusing. 

Don't care, mocked Maldy.
That fucking ass hole was the equivalent of Dumbo's magic feather for Dusty. 
Fuck that shit- I want 2023 and the world series ring we pissed away worshiping at the altar of fatass back.  

The only thing worse than that in the Astros fandom was losing the WS in 2019 with the best baseball team I will ever see in my life assembled, and then losing the architect of that team and our only non paint huffing moron of a manager (since Garner anyway) 3 months later.  

I still wake up in the middle of the night screaming nooooooooooo whenever that shit worms it's way into my nightmares. 

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Don't care, mocked Maldy.
That fucking ass hole was the equivalent of Dumbo's magic feather for Dusty. 
Fuck that shit- I want 2023 and the world series ring we pissed away worshiping at the altar of fatass back.  

The only thing worse than that in the Astros fandom was losing the WS in 2019 with the best baseball team I will ever see in my life assembled, and then losing the architect of that team and our only non paint huffing moron of a manager (since Garner anyway) 3 months later.  

I still wake up in the middle of the night screaming nooooooooooo whenever that shit worms it's way into my nightmares. 

So I guess you would have gone Cole over Devo? I would have but I have pretty much shown I am an idoit so take my thoughts for what they are worth. 



You do realize you have opened yourself up to the vengeance of the boards Maldy loyalist.



Who the fuck would that be?

If we ever get everyone healthy it needs to be

I'd go Pena, Smith, Alvarez, Paredes, Altuve, Diaz, Walker, FA, FO.

2 hours ago, PGFrog said:

So I guess you would have gone Cole over Devo? I would have but I have pretty much shown I am an idoit so take my thoughts for what they are worth. 

Nah. I don't think there was a right or wrong choice.  Baseball got us but leaving Greinke in, brining in Harris or bringing in Cole all made sense to me and I deemed them all equally likely more or less. 

They decided Cole only got a clean inning before hand.  Greinke was on fumes.  Harris had been really good all year and that was always his spot. All made sense. 

10 minutes ago, Scraps said:


 

 


Who the fuck would that be?

 

3 Putt. Probably a couple others. 

Good day to gain 1/2 a game on the Tigers and Mariners and a full game on the Rangers.

Let's go out and club that mid lefty like a baby seal like we do all non all star lefties.

does yordan want to play again ?

 

Cristian Javier threw a 20-pitch live BP today in West Palm Beach. According to Joe Espada, he was up to 95 mph. 

Luis Garcia should throw a live BP next week. 

Spencer Arrighetti is still not throwing off a mound yet. 

Yordan Alvarez has not resumed hitting

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

does yordan want to play again ?

 

Cristian Javier threw a 20-pitch live BP today in West Palm Beach. According to Joe Espada, he was up to 95 mph. 

Luis Garcia should throw a live BP next week. 

Spencer Arrighetti is still not throwing off a mound yet. 

Yordan Alvarez has not resumed hitting

Astros medical staff has brought in an outside expert for dealing with Cuban born baseball players.

 

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11 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

Astros medical staff has brought in an outside expert for dealing with Cuban born baseball players.

 

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Jim Crane really shouldn't have drank his rum......

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4 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

This inning was doomed once the bases were loaded with just 1 out

Well, and Caratini and Dubon were the next two up

I haven’t seen a defensive half inning this bad since….

the bottom of the 9th in Omaha last night 

 

 

 

and Pena partially redeems it 

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MacIver thinks he is white Rickey Henderson

37 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Well, and Caratini and Dubon were the next two up

You're my boy, Vic!

I feel if Miller were an Astro, his ERA would be in the negatives.

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3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

does yordan want to play again ?

Probably wants his broken hand to 100% heal first 

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

I feel if Miller were an Astro, his ERA would be in the negatives.

He’s up to 5.40 now

quite the reversal from last year 

wtf happened?

came back from dinner and it’s tied.

who parked?

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