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Just now, cabowabo said:

Kind of fast for a fatass.

i think i can take him 

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    I can fap to this

  • tx 3 putt
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    4 - 2 road trip. lulz  

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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Lotsa hustle by the orange and blue.  Loved big man digging it out and Pena's heads-up move the 3rd.

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

send gusto back out there 

So he can give up the lead again? The Angels are hitting him hard. Use the bullpen and the day off tomorrow and get out of here with a win using the getaway day lineup.

fucking tootblan.  let's have it all, baby!!!

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

tuve flashing those excellent base running skills 

Has there ever been a worse baserunning hall of famer?

  • In the "TOOTBLAN Era" (since 2013), Jose Altuve leads with 38 TOOTBLANs. He also led MLB in 2013 with 17.

It's like Shaq's free throws or Aaron Rodgers' inability to be a decent human being.

That total has to be from years back. No way he had only had 21 in like 12 seasons

I didn't have pitching around Dubon with the bases empty on my bingo card, but there it bloody was. 

That was a huge .3 of an inning for Abreu.  3 pitches. 3 Strikes against little Mikey Baseball.

would love to see some deep stats of teams fucked the most often by missed B&S calls.

 

That was bullshit on RakeFarm.  Absolutely Ball 4.  HPU just felt like ringing him up.

Damn, why's Altuve trying to get so much air on that last step?  We're trying to get you to 3k here.

2 minutes ago, Iceman said:

would love to see some deep stats of teams fucked the most often by missed B&S calls.

 

That was bullshit on RakeFarm.  Absolutely Ball 4.  HPU just felt like ringing him up.

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should have been a throw to 2nd or a sacrifice.

 

Where's that dead horse?

Angels got a double on a tough pitch but the other batters from Abreu:

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

hummel getting on to start it off

 

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Dumb question amnesty: what is the tie-in here?

We had this set in our house growing up. I believe it was Avon, and it was a pair of figurines.  Homeboy had a very long branch/ walking stick that went through his hand. 

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Fuck you Christian Moore.  Poser.

Never a doubt.  Abreu and Hader delivered.

never in doubt

keep winning series

Thank god. Way to get me to max bp Hader. You are gonna kill me asshole.

That road trip still kinda sucked. Some kick to the nuts losses.

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

That road trip still kinda sucked. Some kick to the nuts losses.
 

Tied the A series.  Agreed bullshit.

Winning the Angels' series.  Ok.  Let's go!!!

Dumb question amnesty: what is the tie-in here?
We had this set in our house growing up. I believe it was Avon, and it was a pair of figurines.  Homeboy had a very long branch/ walking stick that went through his hand. 

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13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

making moves !!!!

 

You know the pitchers in the Mexican League are the happiest of all about this huge signing.

51 minutes ago, Scraps said:

KD and Big Jon on the same day

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The Slim Reaper and the Buffet Killer

Does this new deal do anything about Singleton’s option situation? That was a real problem when he was here. 

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

making moves !!!!

 

Osuna next?

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