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    Scraps

    I can fap to this

  • tx 3 putt
    tx 3 putt

    4 - 2 road trip. lulz  

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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22 minutes ago, runthebone said:

It just doesn't seem fair that Manfred lets the Astros have a Hummel.  

 

only 1 homerun behind alvarez 

1 hour ago, runthebone said:

It just doesn't seem fair that Manfred lets the Astros have a Hummel.  

Fuck that poor bastard.  Astros should be irrelevant by now.

Went to the game tonight and sat up in the 400s with my kids and the poors. It felt like the temperature and humidity were both >85. I thought Daiken has the air conditioners?

Lucky to come away with a win though. Suarez was slinging it and has to be pissed he lost on one swing of a Hummel bat. 

13 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Went to the game tonight and sat up in the 400s with my kids and the poors. It felt like the temperature and humidity were both >85. I thought Daiken has the air conditioners?

Lucky to come away with a win though. Suarez was slinging it and has to be pissed he lost on one swing of a Hummel bat. 

 

those sections should be caged off

Pitching that well and then losing because of a Hummel homer is one hell of a nut punch.  He looked like a little leaguer who just hit his first home run running the bases.

6 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Went to the game tonight and sat up in the 400s with my kids and the poors. It felt like the temperature and humidity were both >85. I thought Daiken has the air conditioners?

Lucky to come away with a win though. Suarez was slinging it and has to be pissed he lost on one swing of a Hummel bat. 

Dangit you should have come down with us. I don't claim any sort of fame but Lucas and his spaceman persona would have loved it 

38 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Pitching that well and then losing because of a Hummel homer is one hell of a nut punch.  He looked like a little leaguer who just hit his first home run running the bases.

Crowd kinda sucked but game felt like playoff baseball 

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

those sections should be caged off

Me in Section 416 after three $20 beers:

rorschach GIF

 

It was my first $1 dog night in forever. I LOL'd at the chili and cheese upgrades...$3.19 each (chili or cheese) on a $1 hot dog. Gotta pay Christian Walker somehow.

7 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Went to the game tonight and sat up in the 400s with my kids and the poors. It felt like the temperature and humidity were both >85. I thought Daiken has the air conditioners?

 

Like Crane can afford to pay to AC the upper deck. The poors can suffer

15 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Like Crane can afford to pay to AC the upper deck. The poors can suffer

Let them drink sweat. 

8 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Went to the game tonight and sat up in the 400s with my kids and the poors. It felt like the temperature and humidity were both >85. I thought Daiken has the air conditioners?

Lucky to come away with a win though. Suarez was slinging it and has to be pissed he lost on one swing of a Hummel bat. 

I bet you had to buy several beverages--now Dana is confident he'll lock up some guys to extensions

With Dubin likely out for the season, Jake Bird from Colorado would be a good guy to target.

At some point, you have to sign some of your players. There isn’t a Jeremy Pena waiting in the minor leagues this time unless you are a believer in Matthews.

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

He strikes out too much.

That’s true and his stats at sea level are atrocious.

35 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

At some point, you have to sign some of your players. There isn’t a Jeremy Pena waiting in the minor leagues this time unless you are a believer in Matthews.

He's a 2B

48 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

At some point, you have to sign some of your players. There isn’t a Jeremy Pena waiting in the minor leagues this time unless you are a believer in Matthews.

I think the Astros have no issue with signing their players.  

The questions become will they be willing to pay whatever the market  price would be for Pena in two years when he is 30 and how many years would they be willing to offer to him?

Pena realizes his next contract is going to be his one big chance to cash in as he is making just over $4M this year and can go to arbitration twice before being a free agent in 2028. 

Could they reach a number and a term that is favorable to each side?  Yes, but don't see it happening and this might be why there have been rumors Crane is considering a sale of the team.  

4 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Crowd kinda sucked but game felt like playoff baseball 

 

no one wanted to start the wave with you ?

"The Houston Astros and Jeremy Peña were reportedly in serious contract extension talks for a deal exceeding $105 million over 5 years. However, Peña recently switched agents to Scott Boras, and those negotiations are now on hold. The Astros had been discussing a deal with Peña, who is in the midst of a career year, before he hired Boras."

That would have been a nice contract for him, but I guess the appeal of hiring Boras and holding out for a 1 year 25m deal in 2027 is just too good to pass up. 

2 hours ago, hornmpa96 said:

At some point, you have to sign some of your players. There isn’t a Jeremy Pena waiting in the minor leagues this time unless you are a believer in Matthews.

Then take that money and sign free agent Kyle Tucker, trade Pena for more good prospects, sign another SS that bats 0.270 in his career that doesn't demand $30m/yr. 

2 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Then take that money and sign free agent Kyle Tucker, trade Pena for more good prospects, sign another SS that bats 0.270 in his career that doesn't demand $30m/yr. 

I actually believe this year’s version of Pena is closer to what you will get for some of the early years of his next contract. He has been on a multi year project to rebuild his swing and it’s all coming together.

The Astros have a lot of money coming off the books after this season (Abreu, Montero, Framber and Pressly).

With the state of the farm system, they can’t let Pena walk for nothing. When the Astros let all of the other free agents leave, there was always a replacement plan in place. At this point, they will need to sign free agents to keep this going.

I wouldn't be in a big hurry to extend Peña based on a huge one year outlier.

Like Springer he's also going to hit FA on the wrong side of 30.

Still pissed about Correa and Tucker though.

Edited by WBT

43 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I was in a dive bar on Long Island when that happened. Those Yankee fans were pissed…

almost as pissed as the next day when Altuve hit a first pitch home run off Cortes (a game I was at…2nd time I missed a no-hitter/perfect game in another city involving the Astros by one day)

 

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

I wouldn't be in a big hurry to extend Peña based on a huge one year outlier.

Eh- he’s been pretty lucky but I think he’s leveled up from a 4 win guy to a 6 win guy. 
5/105 seems pretty steep but I’d do it. He’s looking at about 30 in his last 2 arb years so that’s 3/75 for his FA years. That’s generational wealth for him and if he’s still good at the end of that contract he could probably get another 5/100. If not he’s really rich and that’s guaranteed. 

11 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I was in a dive bar on Long Island when that happened. Those Yankee fans were pissed…

almost as pissed as the next day when Altuve hit a first pitch home run off Cortes (a game I was at…2nd time I missed a no-hitter/perfect game in another city involving the Astros by one day)

 

 

the derek jeter day massacre is a good one too 

6 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Me in Section 416 after three $20 beers:

rorschach GIF

 

It was my first $1 dog night in forever. I LOL'd at the chili and cheese upgrades...$3.19 each (chili or cheese) on a $1 hot dog. Gotta pay Christian Walker somehow.

 

mustard and relish is free !!!

2 hours ago, PGFrog said:

I think the Astros have no issue with signing their players.  

The questions become will they be willing to pay whatever the market  price would be for Pena in two years when he is 30 and how many years would they be willing to offer to him?

Pena realizes his next contract is going to be his one big chance to cash in as he is making just over $4M this year and can go to arbitration twice before being a free agent in 2028. 

Could they reach a number and a term that is favorable to each side?  Yes, but don't see it happening and this might be why there have been rumors Crane is considering a sale of the team.  

I'm really happy that Pena's having a good year after scuffling a bit, but he doesn't really fit the profile I'm looking for to extend unless it's really team friendly.  If I'm Brown/Crane, I don't care about the money as much as I do about capturing those peak seasons before age related decline hits.  

That said, the Astros are doing a really piss poor job of locking up anyone before arbitration hits.  

 

40 minutes ago, WBT said:

Still pissed about Correa and Tucker though.

I would have extended both, too, which is why I grimace when I look at Correa's stats and see a player aging fast.  

2 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

I'm really happy that Pena's having a good year after scuffling a bit, but he doesn't really fit the profile I'm looking for to extend unless it's really team friendly.  If I'm Brown/Crane, I don't care about the money as much as I do about capturing those peak seasons before age related decline hits.  

That said, the Astros are doing a really piss poor job of locking up anyone before arbitration hits.  

 

I would have extended both, too, which is why I grimace when I look at Correa's stats and see a player aging fast.  

Correa was the perfect candidate for 10/100 while he was in the minors. Alas. 

if peña wants to stay here, he'll work out a deal

if he wants to chase $$$ he'll jet. he has his ring 

Edited by tx 3 putt

40 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I was in a dive bar on Long Island when that happened. Those Yankee fans were pissed…

almost as pissed as the next day when Altuve hit a first pitch home run off Cortes (a game I was at…2nd time I missed a no-hitter/perfect game in another city involving the Astros by one day)

 

I remembered that game I was at ended with a judge walk off bomb off Seth Martinez (first earned runs he had given up all year), but just connected the dots that the first pitch of the game was an Altuve homer and last pitch was a Judge homer.

[Jayson] That was the first time an MVP and the MVP runner up from 5 years prior started and ended the same game with home runs (probably) [/Stark]


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Edited by UTexasFight

5 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I remembered that game I was at ended with a judge walk off bomb off Seth Martinez (first earned runs he had given up all year), but just connected the dots that the first pitch of the game was an Altuve homer and last pitch was a Judge homer.

[Jayson] That was the first time an MVP and the MVP runner up from 5 years prior started and ended the same game with home runs (probably) [/Stark]


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Astros going 2-2 in that series never having trailed or even been tied was pretty wild. 
we got our revenge for not sweeping them when it mattered. 

New Hummel Figurine just released

 

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Here we go....



SS Peña
3B Paredes
2B Altuve,
C Caratini,
RF Smith
1B Walker,
CF Meyers,
DH Hummel,
LF Trammell.
P Gordon

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

mustard and relish is free !!!

Have I introduced you to my friend who makes "free" salads at Fuddruckers?

27 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Here we go....



SS Peña
3B Paredes
2B Altuve,
C Caratini,
RF Smith
1B Walker,
CF Meyers,
DH Hummel,
LF Trammell.
P Gordon

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Vs Wheeler

Were either getting no-hit or scoring 10.

I don’t think Espada can get lucky twice in one week trotting out a garbage lineup so I’ll go no-hitter.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

mustard and relish is free !!!

Bring back free japs!

On 6/24/2025 at 7:53 AM, TejasPedro said:

It’s June, not ready to hang a pennant just yet 

What about April?

1 hour ago, dr99 said:

New Hummel Figurine just released

 

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Frightening 

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