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    4 - 2 road trip. lulz  

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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Shutting out one of the best offenses in MLB on back to back nights is pretty good, right :)

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Just now, UTexasFight said:

First time in franchise history with 5 lefties in the mound?!

🤯

Most of the history of franchise you probably only rostered 9 or 10 pitchers, right?  
The fact that we have 7 out of 13 pitchers that are LH is pretty incredible. 

Fuck yo offense, PHI.

Sidenote, caught this great screenshot during the Caratini HR replay of a kid dogging his buddy wearing a Phillies jersey.

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Just now, Macklemore said:

Shutting out one the best offenses in MLB on back to back nights is pretty good right.

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Just now, tx 3 putt said:

14 games over .500

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We might actually start winning some games if we get back a couple of our starters and our superstar DH from the DL.

i'll be at the game tomoroww 

astros themed tux. find me and the beer is on me 

1 minute ago, Storm the Field said:

We might actually start winning some games if we get back a couple of our starters and our superstar DH from the DL.

 

espada knew ...

 

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1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Most of the history of franchise you probably only rostered 9 or 10 pitchers, right?  
The fact that we have 7 out of 13 pitchers that are LH is pretty incredible. 

Yeah true.

this year is the anti Luhnow days when Fransicso Liriano was the token lefty because …..because.

Get some of these hurt guys back and trade for a legit OF bat and we can win the WS as a team that’s not supposed to like the fucking Nats did to us in 2019.

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

i'll be at the game tomoroww 

Same. Annual weekday game that I do every year with a buddy from work and a client/friend of ours. Pregame lunch and drinks, game, then cocktails and cigars at the Petroleum Club. I'm gonna feel like shit on Friday! 

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5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Most of the history of franchise you probably only rostered 9 or 10 pitchers, right?  
The fact that we have 7 out of 13 pitchers that are LH is pretty incredible. 

 

have yall done a deep dive into this years roster ?

more guts, grit, savvyness, blue collar, much bigger balls than last year's team 

4 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

We might actually start winning some games if we get back a couple of our starters and our superstar DH from the DL.

You jest, but since June 1, we have two 1-0 wins, one 2-0 win, and one 3-0 win.

Just now, Storm the Field said:

Same. Annual weekday game that I do every year with a buddy from work and a client/friend of ours. Pregame lunch and drinks, game, then cokctails and cigars at the Petroleum Club. I'm gonna feel like shit on Friday! 

 

where you hitting for lunch ? 

kata robata here 

1 minute ago, Storm the Field said:

Same. Annual weekday game that I do every year with a buddy from work and a client/friend of ours. Pregame lunch and drinks, game, then cokctails and cigars at the Petroleum Club. I'm gonna feel like shit on Friday! 

Y’all enjoy the sweep for me.

 

we’re gonna get rolled Friday when I’m there (and Walter is on the mound)

On 5/20/2025 at 10:05 PM, Wulaw Horn said:

It’s coming tomorrow from andrew. 

@Wulaw Horn Since we requested the Astros hate screed from Andrew our record is:

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Be sure to thank Andrew for helping to turn this season around.

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

have yall done a deep dive into this years roster ?

more guts, grit, savvyness, blue collar, much bigger balls than last year's team 

Did one on how the bullpen got to Houston that I thought was interesting. 
did a deep dive on pitching today that will be up tomorrow. I had no agenda when I started writing it. Like the hitting, I’m concluding that what we are doing is sustainable and we aren’t getting lucky. 

2 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Winning Gordon vs Wheeler is absolute theft.

This team makes no sense to me, but starting to grow fond of them.

I've said it before, but so far we're looking like the mirror image of the '23 Stros. Will probably end up with something pretty close to that squad's 90-72 record, but go about it in a completely opposite fashion. Winning low-scoring games, 1-run decisions, extra innings...etc.

This squad is on pace to hit ~50 fewer HR and drive in ~175 fewer runs than that team, but not crazy to think they'll finish with a better record.

33 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

First time in franchise history with 5 lefties on the mound?!

🤯

 

32 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Most of the history of franchise you probably only rostered 9 or 10 pitchers, right?  
The fact that we have 7 out of 13 pitchers that are LH is pretty incredible. 

 

Still not over Carlos Hernandez

24 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

27 consecutive shutout innings against the Phillies

Make it 36 tomorrow, and continue to build on it in November!

14 games over .500
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last season astros reached .500 record for first time on june 26 at 40-40.

reached 14 games over .500 for first time on september 20 (84-70).

finished season 15 over (88-73 only 161 games).
51 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

where you hitting for lunch ? 

kata robata here 

Usually somewhere near the stadium. Probably Rodeo Goat.

Just now, Storm the Field said:

Usually somewhere near the stadium. Probably Rodeo Goat.

 

very good burger, one of my faves 

 

attended tonights game, sat down in Paredes foul ball territory.   wasn't too far back from the agswin foul ball tonight.

excellent pitching.

Phils feel like a shell of themselves without Bryce.

was great to get a W against Wheeler

Might need the offense to break out tomorrow. I have a feeling that even with Hunter starting, we ain't holding them scoreless for a third straight game.

Victor's home run landed 2 rows behind us. If anyone saw astros social media today. One of lilsheps friends was there for his make a wish. Kid has been a astros fan his whole life. He was born with a liver disease ( bilateral atresia) . He had been on medication for years till he finally got a transplant few years ago. Medication had some steroids in it. 5'9" 185 lb 12 year old. His family was there which was great to see them again.

2 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

First time in franchise history with 5 lefties on the mound?!

🤯

Espada just did it to troll Dusty.

Per @EliasSports, tonight marked the first time in #Astros history for the club to use 5 lefty pitchers in the same game.

Also, the Astros are the third team in MLB history to use 5+ lefty pitchers and no righties in a game. Also done by the 2023 Marlins and 2008 Blue Jays.

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