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6 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Don’t look now but this group of no-names is only 2.5 behind the best record in baseball. 

 

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    I can fap to this

  • tx 3 putt
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    4 - 2 road trip. lulz  

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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2nd seed ownership ain't shit.

 

Keep makin work!!!

I think you should try to set the Guinness world record for longest continual wave.

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Per @EliasSports, tonight marked the first time in #Astros history for the club to use 5 lefty pitchers in the same game.

Also, the Astros are the third team in MLB history to use 5+ lefty pitchers and no righties in a game. Also done by the 2023 Marlins and 2008 Blue Jays.

Who wants to be the poor bastard whose job it is to fact check the MLB history stat.  

I have no idea how many gays that is and can only imagine the eyestrain after reviewing box scores  on microfische from old Sporting News.  

44 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:
Going to the game with [mention=1288]tx 3 putt[/mention] but I ask, how many waves is too many? One an inning?

I will be like 10 seats in front of you then and I have been tasked by my lady friend to hold up Hunter Brown head cause she rocks the signs.  I have been trying to avoid it and let her do her own thing, but now I have an assignment.  



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2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I will be like 10 seats on front of you then and I have been tasked by my lady friend to hold up Hunter Brown head cause she rocks the signs.  I have been trying to avoid it and let her do her own thing, but now I have an assignment.  

Oh we gotta do this now 

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I will be sure to try and block yalls view as much as possible 

5 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I will be sure to try and block yalls view as much as possible 

All the runs being scored?

9 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

I have no idea how many gays that is

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1 minute ago, Js1 said:

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I could try to blame not enough coffee,  fingers too big for the phone, but fuck it, reads better that way which is the case for most of my posts.

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31 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

I could try to blame not enough coffee,  fingers too big for the phone, but fuck it, reads better that way which is the case for most of my posts.

not that there's anything wrong with that seinfeld GIF by myLAB Box

The Phillies hitters are so bad that they couldn't hit a sign-stealing trashcan, if it was sitting on home plate. 

19 minutes ago, Scraps said:

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Really gonna text the Hummel undefeated theory eh 

10 minutes ago, runthebone said:

So are we going to score 3 runs today (arithmetic) or 4 (geometric)?

Yes.

Got the deep dive up on if pitchers have been getting lucky.  As with the hitters article from last week I came away happy after writing it and don't see anything unsustainable in there. If anything, the pitching has been better than you probably think it has been and will likely be even better going forward (if guys keep pitching like this). 

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43 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Why not 8 (exponential)?!

We can defintely rule out Fibonacci.

1 hour ago, runthebone said:

So are we going to score 3 runs today (arithmetic) or 4 (geometric)?

 

1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

Why not 8 (exponential)?!

 

58 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

We can defintely rule out Fibonacci.

This shit right here is why I keep paying my Internet bill. Thanks for the laugh.

12 minutes ago, Bert Orange said:

That is a filthy arsenal of pitches Mr Brown. Filthy. 

He's really good.

I don't love the Cooper Hummel experience so far, but if we keep winning every game he appears in I might change my tune. 

Alright Hunter there was your 1

Going to the game with [mention=1288]tx 3 putt[/mention] but I ask, how many waves is too many? One an inning?
Never enough
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11 minutes ago, WBT said:

Alright Hunter there was your 1

If Gordon, Okert, Sousa, King, and Hader can make it stand up I don't think we are being unreasonable in thinking Hunter is up to this task.  

4 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:
2 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:
I have Lucas' seats due to a torn ACL. Message me and their yours (2)

Shoot me a text next time

Take it up with Lucas' fat friend knee 

Sanchez is going to have 14 strikeouts and lose.

Hummel doesn't look ready at all.

Definitely rooting for the 1-0 now.  Have we ever swept a 3 game series by 4-0?  3-0?  Has it ever happened?  Surely it has right?

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Definitely rooting for the 1-0 now.  Have we ever swept a 3 game series by 4-0?  3-0?  Has it ever happened?  Surely it has right?

I researched back to 1980 when you asked at the beginning of the month if we ever won 1-0 in back to back games and I don’t think it has.

some stretches where we win 1-0 and then 2-0 or 3-0 a day or two later, but never low scores like that 3 days in a row.

Fuck. Why are you swiging at that shit? This team has no idea how to hunt pitches to drive in runs.

11 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I researched back to 1980 when you asked at the beginning of the month if we ever won 1-0 in back to back games and I don’t think it has.

some stretches where we win 1-0 and then 2-0 or 3-0 a day or two later, but never low scores like that 3 days in a row.

Yeah I remember that now.  I was more thinking had a 3-0 sweep ever happened in mlb history?  We definitely have the team where thes questions keep coming up.

OMG 100 pitches, get him out!!1!  I hate that modern baseball hates letting guys try to be great.  Reminds me of pulling Altuve when he's 4 for 4.

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

Yeah I remember that now.  I was more thinking had a 3-0 sweep ever happened in mlb history?  We definitely have the team where thes questions keep coming up.

I’m pretty sure it’s happened in mlb history, and pretty recently well… I feel like I just heard about someone doing this.

 

For the Astros, I think this week in 1983 is as close as you are going to get:

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I was thinking of the reds. They lost three straight 1-0 apr 1-3, but two against the rangers and 1 against the brewers

11 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I researched back to 1980 when you asked at the beginning of the month if we ever won 1-0 in back to back games and I don’t think it has.

some stretches where we win 1-0 and then 2-0 or 3-0 a day or two later, but never low scores like that 3 days in a row.

I seem to recall some week in 1979 or early '80 when we played a home series against somebody and blanked them. Not positive it was three shutouts, but had to be close. We hit them with Richard, then Niekro, then Ryan, I think. Struck me as an unfair fight.   

Gotta get out of this clean. We've been able to ask series, but sooner or later we're gonna get bit

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