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26 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

BARRELS PER SWING SO FAR:

8.4% NYY
5.5% BAL
4.9% CIN
4.5% PHI CWS
4.2% TEX ARI
4.2% NYM
4.0% STL
3.9% ATL
3.6% ATH WSH MIN LAA
3.5% LAD 
3.3% CHC
3.2% SEA TOR
3.1% TB
2.9% SD
2.8% MIL
2.7% MIA
2.5% BOS DET
2.4% CLE KC
2.2% PIT
2.1% SF
2.0% COL
1.7% HOU

Obviously, super small sample size but how should this be interpreted?  That we have a lot of hitters that are poor at making contact or that or poor at making GOOD contact?

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Get some of those torpedo bats and let the guys give it a try. Can't possibly do any worse. 3 of the 4 teams that have been using them for more than a year are at the top of that list, it's a game changer for some hitters. 

26 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

Obviously, super small sample size but how should this be interpreted?  That we have a lot of hitters that are poor at making contact or that or poor at making GOOD contact?

We are swinging at pitcher's pitches and not good at getting the barrel to ball when the pitcher makes a mistake. We are only striking out 24.4% of the time, so we are making contact.

14 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

We are swinging at pitcher's pitches and not good at getting the barrel to ball when the pitcher makes a mistake. We are only striking out 24.4% of the time, so we are making contact.

 

thats a much better stat to track, strike outs. we are 13th (33) in SO, but only 3 out of top ten. yankees have 21 lol

just need to find the gaps

Edited by tx 3 putt

The Astros have acquired right-hander Nick Robertson from the Toronto Blue Jays in exchange for minor league righty Edinson Batista. To make room for Robertson on the 40-man roster, Cristian Javier was moved to the 60-day IL. Robertson is in Triple-A Sugar Land

 

hmm 🤔🤔🤔🤔

12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

bregman got his torpedo bat ...

 

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Does it help one from faceplanting too? 

Astros vs. Giants RHP Webb:

LF Altuve

3B Paredes

DH Alvarez

1B Walker

C Diaz

SS Peña

RF Smith

2B Rodgers

CF McCormick

P Wesneski

If Bergman has a good April, we know it’s the torpedo bat. 

Cam 1st career homer and Wesneski 1st W as an Astros player looks to be on the agenda tonight since I will be in attendance 

One year ago when I was in attendance on this day Blanco threw a no hitter.  

You guys are ridiculous, freaking out like this.  It's only been four games!

 

If they don't score 6 runs tonight, though, fuck this shit.  I'm out.

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

bregman got his torpedo bat ...

 

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His pop-ups will go extra high now.

5 hours ago, LCHorn said:

Obviously, super small sample size but how should this be interpreted?  That we have a lot of hitters that are poor at making contact or that or poor at making GOOD contact?

small sample noise

Edited by WBT

We are in the lab trying to come up with Bazooka bats....gonna skip Torpedo

This season is getting old quick. Hate seeing Altuve struggle in LF. Fuck you Dana

who are these guys

buncha jabronis

got i dunna who pitching tonight with who the fuck is that batting 6th

I'm not opposed to putting Altuve in LF to hide his defensive decline but if we're going to do it we need better options than Dubon and fucking Brendan Rogers to play 2nd.

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I'm not opposed to putting Altuve in LF to hide his defensive decline but if we're going to do it we need better options than Dubon and fucking Brendan Rogers to play 2nd.

I know someone who can play 2B just fine.

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North American Jabroni Administration

District 9 Jabronis

 

The Jabronificent Seven

The Jabroni Dozen

Jabroni's Eleven

Jabroni Wars: The NL West Strikes Back

Jaboni One: An Astro Wars Story

Dr. Strangetuve, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Jabronis

The Big Jabroniski

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Sir Yordance of Jabronia

Jabroni Trek II: The Wrath of Peña

Jabroni Trek 3: The Search for Hits

Jabroni Trek 4: The Voyage Home (works fine)

Jabroni Trek 5: The Final Playoff Appearance

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Jesus 

The Last Temptation of Jabroni Christ?

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