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win this series tomorrow 

probably throwing LMJ 

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    I can fap to this

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    4 - 2 road trip. lulz  

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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25 minutes ago, Scraps said:

He sucks and should never have been signed. Waste of space

Re Trammell

Seth Brown was just released. He has to be better than Trammel. And Hummel. For $380k he’d be worth giving a shot. 

So after holding the Phillies to 1 run in 27 innings against Houston, the Phils are up 11-0 on the Braves in 3 innings so far tonight lol... 

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11 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

So after holding the Phillies to 1 run in 27 innings against Houston, the Phils are up 11-0 on the Braves in 3 innings so far tonight lol... 

Baseball is a dumb sport

Espada said no fractured rib for Pena just really sore

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Espada said no fractured rib for Pena just really sore

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Lance tomorrow

Lets fucking go fuck you haters

20 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Seth Brown was just released. He has to be better than Trammel. And Hummel. For $380k he’d be worth giving a shot. 

No thanks, even Chas is better than Seth Brown.  

We just don't lose on June 27th

1 hour ago, LCHorn said:

No thanks, even Chas is better than Seth Brown.  

Chas isn’t left handed. If they are gonna force a left handed bat onto the roster, Brown is better than the other two. Or at least has been. 

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Espada said no fractured rib for Pena just really sore

Three months later...it's broken.

"Joe, just to clarify, is that based on an evaluation by the team training staff or one by actual doctors?"

2 hours ago, Scraps said:

Espada said no fractured rib for Pena just really sore

Hope the same for me. 
crashed hard trying to flag down a ball for my 10 yo that tucker tossed in to the crowd in BP

but still doing better than the dude behind me in 132 who took a screaming foul ball to the cheek late in the game. Stuck his hat out to try and snag it but misjudged it all and ball smashed into the hat and then face

My buddy was in 133 and said someone got hit sec next to them and they had medics there...so must have been that guy

My asshole reply: good thing we got those badass nets!

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

the walter signing was some damn good scouting 

Him and Gordon are definitely earning their rings.

 

trsmmell? Rabbit’s foot stuck up his ass. Played for both NYY and LAD last year so was guaranteed a ring before game 1 despite not doing shit for either team.

he gets his 2024 ring next week when we go to LAD

5 minutes ago, Scraps said:

My buddy was in 133 and said someone got hit sec next to them and they had medics there...so must have been that guy

My asshole reply: good thing we got those badass nets!
 

Yep that was him.

had blood coming down his face.

it didn’t clear the nets by much.

My thought after it happened was “man, idk what’s worse. Getting drilled because you were looking down at your phone or drilled because you don’t know how to move your face 6” to the right and/or don’t realize a hat does not work like a glove. 

4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Him and Gordon are definitely earning their rings.

 

trsmmell? Rabbit’s foot stuck up his ass. Played for both NYY and LAD last year so was guaranteed a ring before game 1 despite not doing shit for either team.

he gets his 2024 ring next week when we go to LAD

He may be hurt or DFA'd by then

Yep that was him.
had blood coming down his face.
it didn’t clear the nets by much.
My thought after it happened was “man, idk what’s worse. Getting drilled because you were looking down at your phone or drilled because you don’t know how to move your face 6” to the right and/or don’t realize a hat does not work like a glove. 
Be a man....catch it barehanded
24 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Him and Gordon are definitely earning their rings.

 

trsmmell? Rabbit’s foot stuck up his ass. Played for both NYY and LAD last year so was guaranteed a ring before game 1 despite not doing shit for either team.

he gets his 2024 ring next week when we go to LAD

 

trammel is gone as soon as we get a player off the IL 

hoping to catch a yordan game in sugar land or cc 

11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Amazing season so far. Pitching has been crazy good, and not just against the dregs of MLB. It's getting harder for the media to keep ignoring this team, but the national outlets are still working hard to do just that. 

25 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Amazing season so far. Pitching has been crazy good, and not just against the dregs of MLB. It's getting harder for the media to keep ignoring this team, but the national outlets are still working hard to do just that. 

 

the clutch in this team continues to grow 

A team starting Taylor Trammell and Cooper Hummel isn't peaking.  

Right?

Or is it true that it doesn't get better than drinking Old Milwaukee?

 

Whitley is going to end up playing for 10 teams during his career.  50 total innings, but 10 teams.

15.43 ERA in 4 2/3 innings with the Rays

Astros injury updates: Yordan Alvarez and Chas McCormick are heading to West Palm tomorrow to get some live at-bats, per source. 
Afterwards, they MAY head to Sugar land for some rehab starts. 

Schedule (tentative)
️Monday: vs Luis Garcia
️Tuesday: vs Cristian Javier

This is great news for all 4 of these guys to get back to Houston.

45 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Tampa DFA’s Whitley. 

Do we have to give back the bucket of balls?

Lance McCullers has been added back to the roster. Nick Hernandez optioned, per the Astros.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Astros injury updates: Yordan Alvarez and Chas McCormick are heading to West Palm tomorrow to get some live at-bats, per source. 
Afterwards, they MAY head to Sugar land for some rehab starts. 

Schedule (tentative)
️Monday: vs Luis Garcia
️Tuesday: vs Cristian Javier

This is great news for all 4 of these guys to get back to Houston.

Monday Luis Garcia’s arm will come flying off and poke Chaz in the eye rupturing it. 
Tuesday yordan will line one off Javier, fracturing Javier’s arm. Yordan will break his ankle on the sprinkler head going out to check on him. 

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19 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

who was there ?

I was there sitting in the Diamond seats  it was a great baseball experience 

44 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I was there sitting in the Diamond seats  it was a great baseball experience 

fancy GIF by Iggy Azalea

They claim he is better but trying not to use him in the game at all today

50/50 it's broken.  The chance it's not drops by half for every game he misses

58 minutes ago, We’reTexas said:

“Rib discomfort”

 

Dusty would have had Dubon hit leadoff.

bagwell down cc working with the guys, fucking love it 

 

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31 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

bagwell down cc working with the guys, fucking love it 

 

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Better there than cutting deals and making personnel decisions. 

5 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

Better there than cutting deals and making personnel decisions. 

As long as he isn't teaching them his batting stance and swing mechanics.

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