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Okert was up barely throwing. Like no urgency

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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He shouldn't start anymore.
He has a 0.00 era on the road

LMJ should stick with his coffee bar because he has no business being a major league starting pitcher. Fuck you Espada.

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:
4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:
He shouldn't start anymore.

He has a 0.00 era on the road

And at home?

And at home?
So say he shouldn't start at home. Thats on you

I think he'll be fine eventually, if he can stay off the IL for more than a month at a time.  He threw a couple of good games before this foot thing

LMJ clearly strugling, and Espada leaves him in after HR, HR, BB, 1B, 1B, to face Tucker, allowing a 3-run HR and a follow-up 3B.

That's just straight up forfeiting a winnable game where we're hitting the other starter well.

1 minute ago, Storm the Field said:

LMJ clearly strugling, and Espada leaves him in after HR, HR, BB, 1B, 1B, to face Tucker, allowing a 3-run HR and a follow-up 3B.

That's just straight up forfeiting a winnable game where we're hitting the other starter well.

It’s so dumb. After the tucker homer you leave him out there for one more guy? Instead of letting him eat innings?

Here in Georgia, Fox has decided I need to watch Atlanta-Philly instead of Astros-Cubs. For once I'm not complaining. 

4 minutes ago, D3zii said:

We waited 10 year for this 

 

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I am noticing a trend in your posts and being you are a Spurs fan it is possible you are a Dodger supporter based upon their long term affiliation with the Missions.

That our you are just a piece of crap.

My new favorite pitcher....he came out to Creed

Huge silver lining--this guy Jordan Weems might be the best pitcher in baseball, statistically

It’s crazy how bad his home/road splits are.

Is it the batter’s eye?

maybe too worried about how long the line is at his coffee stand in LF?

On 6/27/2025 at 7:46 PM, WBT said:

Ford said the Phillies series was our first 3 game series allowing 1 run or fewer since the opener of 1979.

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The Forsch game was a no hitter

 

On 6/27/2025 at 8:01 PM, UTexasFight said:

June of 1992 was the only other time we swept a series scoring 5 runs.

eric Anthony drove in a run.

incaviglia had a HR.

 

sounds like a game I was at. 

Circling back on this.

Damn! I was actually close. The worthless shit that sticks in a 10 year old’s brain until he’s well in to his 40s.

The June ‘92 game referenced above with the Inky HR was June 21 against the dodgers (part of a 3 game set we swept by a combined score of 5-1)

https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/HOU/HOU199206210.shtml
 

The game I was at was a week earlier, when Inky had two HRs (and 7 RBIs)…(back when this game was a proper sport and you used an actual pitcher (if you can call Rob Mallicoat (?) that) to close out a game you’re up 15-3 going to the 9th instead of a position player.)

https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/HOU/HOU199206140.shtml

Making the most of being the program cover boy for June of ‘92

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Speaking of “back when this game was a proper sport”, I don’t know what’s more impressive: the entire can of skoal tucked under his lip, or busting it from 2nd to 3rd with the can in your back pocket 

 

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8 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Is it the batter’s eye?

Ok Chandler

10 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Have they given an estimate on when Pena’s pussy will be fully healed and he can return to the lineup?

Tuesday. Always have to rest the day before an off day. Astros science. 

Dana talking about Yordan being back pretty quick.

threw out dodgers series, said it wasn’t likely but an outside possibility

 

re: Pena said he called Boras shortly after the announcement and said they were still interested in a long-term deal and would be in touch 

Oh shit, it's the learn how to keep score game!

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

Oh shit, it's the learn how to keep score game!

I might check out Jim Deshaies on the Cubs broadcast, because this is getting annoying.

4 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Framber was nasty that inning

Framber is always nasty. That’s what aces do and that’s who he is. 
it’s amazing how many of our fans struggle with this (not saying you do- comment was just handy). 

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