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4 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

From two weeks ago…

what has Brice done since?

K’d 28.8% of the time, right in line with his overall minor league average of 29.3%.

so yeah, get ready for more Whitcomb.

29% is pretty good considering he was at 35%!

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    4 - 2 road trip. lulz  

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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5 hours ago, WBT said:

Gross, Dana really going draft another 30+ K% guy?

Dana- that’s my fetish scooby doo gif. 

5 hours ago, WBT said:

Gross, Dana really going draft another 30+ K% guy?

 

we need coachable power hitting prospects. 

Hey, Hoes!

It's July 1.

Here are your MLB overall standings.

1. Dodgers/Tigers

3. Astros

See you hoes in April.

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38 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Hey, Hoes!

It's July 1.

Here are your MLB overall standings.

1. Dodgers/Tigers

3. Astros

See you hoes in April.

I mean- you can come by in October to point and laugh at everyone gripping and melting down.  My general sense of equanimity disappears when the Calendar flips to October. 

1 hour ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Just wait til we come back and play Cleveland. 

Yes- it would be sort of dumb not to do that as opposed to flying him out there for a game across the country to LA, and then half way back to Houston.  Why mess with it?

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I mean- you can come by in October to point and laugh at everyone gripping and melting down.  My general sense of equanimity disappears when the Calendar flips to October. 

I think my point is clear. Now I can just enjoy the ride.

2 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

 

Yes- it would be sort of dumb not to do that as opposed to flying him out there for a game across the country to LA, and then half way back to Houston.  Why mess with it?

Mindgames.

get an Astros fan a front row seat behind the Astros dugout right above where Yordan is sitting and a poster with this printed on it.

 

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Everyone involved with the Astros medical staff, from the head trainer to the intern that takes coffee orders, needs to be fired. This shit is absurd.

17 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

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he's down for the season and should be traded 

i've been silently questioning (just a little) if he still wants to play 

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4 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Everyone involved with the Astros medical staff, from the head trainer to the intern that takes coffee orders, needs to be fired. This shit is absurd.

100%

Either fully incompetent or they’re lying to Dana and Crane

4 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Everyone involved with the Astros medical staff, from the head trainer to the intern that takes coffee orders, needs to be fired. This shit is absurd.

 

his interaction with correa ...

no brace / cover / cast 

big hugs / interactions (hand) 

no whincing or signs of pain 

5 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Everyone involved with the Astros medical staff, from the head trainer to the intern that takes coffee orders, needs to be fired. This shit is absurd.

Yes, because this is all an exact science with rigid timelines and no one ever has a setback.  

 

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Yes, because this is all an exact science with rigid timelines and no one ever has a setback.  

 

On brand. Don’t question authority. Believe the lies. 

Yes, because this is all an exact science with rigid timelines and no one ever has a setback.  
 

Always nice to learn employees from the organization post on here.
5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

On brand. Don’t question authority. Believe the lies. 

Cui bono?  It makes no fucking sense that the medical staff would lie about player injuries.  There's no benefit to it.

Y'all need to grow up and realize that in the real world, medical diagnoses and treatment plans have a measure of uncertainty and error.  

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1 hour ago, Scraps said:

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At first I was like, "what a crummy lineup."  Then I looked at the bench...

disgusted colin farrell GIF

These are precessional athletes and he is arguably, or maybe not arguably, the biggest part of the team. Why wait months to see a specialist? Why isn’t this done at the beginning? This isn’t Coper Hummel. This guy should see the best from the beginning to get him back asap. We all understands setbacks happen but these guys are always 1 step forward , 2 months back. It’s absurd for an organization of professional athletes to seem this non chalant with getting things diagnosed and treated correctly as soon as possible. They don’t just miss now and then. It’s often. Or they enjoy looking incompetent. 

17 minutes ago, Scraps said:

So is it time to trade for Mike Trout yet?

Been saying it for years. 
 

And @tx 3 putt stop trolling. Not today. 

7 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

At first I was like, "what a crummy lineup."  Then I looked at the bench...

disgusted colin farrell GIF

Same. I texted a couple people that you know it's bad when Hummel is the correct decision to start 

Springer went 3/4 2 HR and 7 RBI. 
 

Also a cheaper option..

Can't be any worse than Trammel or Guillorme 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

 

we traded tucker, we can trade yordan 

Apples and ford cars. Thats how not even close those are. 
 

Also If we can bring back that fat fuck singleton we can bring back Mancini

14 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

At first I was like, "what a crummy lineup."  Then I looked at the bench...

disgusted colin farrell GIF

Haha. I was fearing what it would look like with Pena and was pleasantly surprised at how tonight’s lineup looks.

could be a whole lot worse 

They should have brought up Matthews and played him everyday until the all star break. 
I doubt he’s ready by the way, but it would be fun and it might work out. 
There’s no real reason not to do that. 

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Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

They should have brought up Matthews and played him everyday until the all star break. 

Let's hope you're more accurate about Matthews than you were about Forrest 

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

They should have brought up Matthews and played him everyday until the all star break. 
I doubt he’s ready by the way, but it would be fun and it might work out. 
There’s no real reason not to do that. 

As mentioned up thread, the downside is if he’s trade bait and he shits the bed, there goes any chance we have at getting a decent LH bat. 

everybody on this thread turning on each other with all the bad injury news

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walker or guillermo can easily put up 2025 yordan numbers. we got this far without him 

we are in the hunt for best record in AL. choo choo mother fuckers, yordan and whomever can stay at station.  this train isn't stopping 

lot of good players fighting to get back. 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

walker or guillermo can easily put up 2025 yordan numbers. we got this far without him 

we are in the hunt for best record in AL. choo choo mother fuckers, yordan and whomever can stay at station.  this train isn't stopping 

lot of good players fighting to get back. 

Now you're just being obvious about your trolling 

6 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

As mentioned up thread, the downside is if he’s trade bait and he shits the bed, there goes any chance we have at getting a decent LH bat. 

Trade Alvarez for that OF bat. Altuve needs to be the fulltime DH on this team moving forward. You might get a decent prospect and ready for MLB OF. Matthews should be the 2B moving forward as well.

39 minutes ago, Js1 said:

On brand. Don’t question authority. Believe the lies. 

I hope they lie and laugh and laugh and laugh.

They don't owe us a thing when it comes to player health.

6 minutes ago, dr99 said:

everybody on this thread turning on each other with all the bad injury news

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Just wait til we get rolled tonight.  Fire and gasoline on this thread 

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Oh, as long as it's just a small rib fracture.

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

 

 

Fuck me

Just now, UTPhil2006 said:

Now you're just being obvious about your trolling 

 

yordan is negative war

guilliermo is 0.0 

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

yordan is negative war

guilliermo is 0.0 

Okay you're right. Sign Guillermo to a 3/75 deal tonight 

Just now, UTPhil2006 said:

Okay you're right. Sign Guillermo to a 3/75 deal tonight 

only if we extend LMJ first 

it is a ray of hope that this team has shown there is life after yordan. we are better with avg stats yordan 

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Just now, tx 3 putt said:

it is a ray of hope that this team has shown there is life after yordan 

mainly because of what we got from trading Tucker.

 

should have called up Matthews, Whitcomb ain't it. 

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