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  • Scraps
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    I can fap to this

  • tx 3 putt
    tx 3 putt

    4 - 2 road trip. lulz  

  • RGBIII
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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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Just now, Macklemore said:

Great catch Rake!

It wasn't, but they ended up getting an out

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

It wasn't, but they ended up getting an out

What happened I’m watching with no sound.

20 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Rockies doing the wave. We might win this one by 15

My bad 

My bad 
Dumbshit astros fans probably started it

Thanks for pulling the guy who got 7 straight outs against us

5 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

What happened I’m watching with no sound.

He actually caught the ball after it bounced of the fence. Runner at first thought he caught it so ran back to first. They forced him at 2nd

How many singles does Walker have to get this game to be equivalent to the 2 homers i called? [emoji848]

Would like to have scored with that chance. Not sure 6 runs is going to be enough tonight. 

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

How many singles does Walker have to get this game to be equivalent to the 2 homers i called? emoji848.png

Don't know, but he'll likely go 0 for the rest of the road trip. Using up all his hits tonight 

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

How many singles does Walker have to get this game to be equivalent to the 2 homers i called? emoji848.png

8. 

9 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

He actually caught the ball after it bounced of the fence. Runner at first thought he caught it so ran back to first. They forced him at 2nd

altuve touched 2nd 

Would like to have scored with that chance. Not sure 6 runs is going to be enough tonight. 
Don't know, but he'll likely go 0 for the rest of the road trip. Using up all his hits tonight 
Not happening. He owns these two parks. He is in boner time the next 6 days
3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

#3 starter majority picked Gordon....lmao Ok

The obvious choice is Walter.

We're about to fuck around and find out
Do you even Rockie bruh

Ain't fucking happening
The obvious choice is Walter.
Yep that would be mine as well
1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

NYY lost, Seattle is losing. 

Win this game bullpen. 

We only worry about DET and to an extend LAD. The gazelle does not worry about the herd behind them 

Melton come fucking back dude jfc. We have got to get Hummel off this team. He got his WS ring moment....bye

Just now, Scraps said:

Melton come fucking back dude jfc. We have got to get Hummel off this team. He got his WS ring moment....bye

He's about to be 9-1 as a starter. He can be the Tommy farmer of this team for now 

Just now, UTPhil2006 said:

We only worry about DET and to an extend LAD. The gazelle does not worry about the herd behind them 

What if the gazelle has a broken rib and a broken hoof?

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Melton come fucking back dude jfc. We have got to get Hummel off this team. He got his WS ring moment....bye

 

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1 minute ago, UTPhil2006 said:

We only worry about DET and to an extend LAD. The gazelle does not worry about the herd behind them 

DET was postponed so....

Just now, runthebone said:

What if the gazelle has a broken rib and a broken hoof?

We hunt the opposition like west Texas hogs 

He's about to be 9-1 as a starter. He can be the Tommy farmer of this team for now 
Well we could be 10-0 without him
2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Holy shit Abreu.

Either extend him immediately (making 1.6 arb with next year left) or trade him for trout. 

Just now, UTPhil2006 said:

Either extend him immediately (making 1.6 arb with next year left) or trade him for trout. 

Thing is, he was fuckin' ass last year. This year?

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3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Thing is, he was fuckin' ass last year.

No he wasn't

27 minutes ago, Scraps said:

#3 starter majority picked Gordon....lmao Ok

 

23 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

The obvious choice is Walter.

 

23 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Do you even Rockie bruh

Ain't fucking happeningYep that would be mine as well

Y'all can tell them apart?  They're all still AAA guy to me.

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