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this team is getting zero respect, but we all know that. keep winning series, got to get healthy, this roster is buying into winning. going to be a fun 2nd half 

 

 

 

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    I can fap to this

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

per surly thread ..

worst manager in mlb

worst hitting coaches

worst 3rd base coach 

worst coaching staff

worst medical staff 

we bring up all the wrong guys 

fire everyone and dana back in early may !

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

 

let's head to LA off a sweep. blow my 7-5 prediction out of the water. this team has a 10 game run in them 

Here is what you don’t get… all that shit is absolutely a thing and correct. 
but, and this is the most important but, our pitching development staff is so fucking awesome that it overrides all the shit you said that’s absolutely 100% true. 

9 hours ago, runthebone said:

Beating the Rockies is the equivalent of a September game against a directional school

Beating the Rockies is the equivalent of a November game against a directional school.

If you are going to be in the SEC then post like it. 

9 hours ago, MrX said:

Can yall please run it up tomorrow. +3 run differential against the Rockies is fucking embarrassing 

We gonna run the AAA lineup out there to give the big guys a rest before LA?

(Yes bc i already don’t get to see JP3 or Yordan today, so why should I get a game with the best players) 

9 hours ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Winning is still fun, plug and play.

Just realized today that Abreu is our only Latin bullpen arm.

Gusto is from Riverside. 

11 hours ago, MrX said:

Can yall please run it up tomorrow. +3 run differential against the Rockies is fucking embarrassing 

Why? This is exactly what playing a shit team is good for, getting wins when you're not playing your best. We just won series against the Phillies and Cubs and next we take on the Dodgers.

If we play well against those other three teams but take a breather with mediocre performance and still get our wins against the Rockies that's perfect.

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

We gonna run the AAA lineup out there to give the big guys a rest before LA?

(Yes bc i already don’t get to see JP3 or Yordan today, so why should I get a game with the best players) 

 

half this roster is AAA quality 

fuck it, lace them and tuck in our jerseys and go unleash hell !!!!

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

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Hell yeah.

about time

first Astros pitcher of the month since Cole in 2019.

first reliever of the month since…Jose Valverde (August 2008)

 

no cast ....

now a cast ....

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how the fuck knows, hopefully we can get him back this season 

if not ...

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Hunter Brown and Cam Smith are both 2nd in betting favorites to win the Cy Young for Brown and Rookie of the Year for Smith. (per BetMGM)

AL Cy Young
1. Tarik Skubal: -275
2. Hunter Brown: +500

AL ROTY
1. Jacob Wilson: -250
2. Cam Smith: +320

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

Why? This is exactly what playing a shit team is good for, getting wins when you're not playing your best. We just won series against the Phillies and Cubs and next we take on the Dodgers.

If we play well against those other three teams but take a breather with mediocre performance and still get our wins against the Rockies that's perfect.

So it is so embarrassing that we move one inch closer to the Monforts selling the Rockies and freeing me from these miserable shackles, of course 

27 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

he's never going to stay healthy for a season. 

Which is why you trade him now. Maybe Boston would take him for a prospect and Abreu.

14 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Which is why you trade him now. Maybe Boston would take him for a prospect and Abreu.

I agree, I'm ready to start taking phone calls on him 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Grain of salt etc etc

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If you have to tag that many people in your tweet you're full of shit 

I am taking notes on all you wanting to trade Yordan

As a matter of fact let me use a random word so I can easily search this page in the future

Trotline


13 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I am taking notes on all you wanting to trade Yordan

As a matter of fact let me use a random word so I can easily search this page in the future

Trotline

 

This is what happens when we don't put a daily posting limit on 3 putt 

37 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

If you have to tag that many people in your tweet you're full of shit 

See 

22 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I am taking notes on all you wanting to trade Yordan

As a matter of fact let me use a random word so I can easily search this page in the future

Trotline

 

challenge accepted

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Trotline

31 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

This is what happens when we don't put a daily posting limit on 3 putt 

 

i haven't talked about trading him in several days 

very good yordan news breaking ...

inflammation is the main issue 

the fracture is a non issue 

 

chas starting rehab in sugar land today

pena zero baseball activities to date 

Edited by tx 3 putt

No no no, you have to use trotline in all threads you post in. 

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If any of you chucklefucks (*) are in town, I'll buy you a beer or share my gummies at today's game -- pm me.

* except maybe putt.

 

that update is detailed but still vague.

*something* is causing that inflammation and until they address that he's likely to have this issue over and over again. 

 

/trotline

14 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

If any of you chucklefucks (*) are in town, I'll buy you a beer or share my gummies at today's game -- pm me.

* except maybe putt.

 

If putt was in town you would know bc ya know.. Trotline 

Edited by UTPhil2006

19 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

If any of you chucklefucks (*) are in town, I'll buy you a beer or share my gummies at today's game -- pm me.

* except maybe putt.

 

where you at ? i'm in memorial city right now 

15 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

where you at ? i'm in memorial city right now 

I dunno why but this in response killed me 😂😂

Just now, UTPhil2006 said:

I dunno why but this in response killed me 😂😂

 

i'll be the guy wearing an astros cape and witches hat 

23 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

that update is detailed but still vague.

*something* is causing that inflammation and until they address that he's likely to have this issue over and over again. 

 

/trotline

Yeah that update is BS.

I'm surprised they didn’t include the doctor’s name, office address, office hours and his personal cell phone.

“see guys? It’s not just our staff. Our staff is seeing the same thing as everyone else. Please contact Dr. Rosenpenis at 555-GET-BENT if you have any other concerns.”

 

It’s also laying the groundwork for deflecting fan angst at Yordan for not playing through this 

 

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

i'll be the guy wearing an astros cape and witches hat 

So standard gameday garb 

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Yeah that update is BS.

I'm surprised they didn’t include the doctor’s name, office address, office hours and his personal cell phone.

“see guys? It’s not just our staff. Our staff is seeing the same thing as everyone else. Please contact Dr. Rosenpenis at 555-GET-BENT if you have any other concerns.”

 

It’s also laying the groundwork for deflecting fan angst at Yordan for not playing through this 

 

Okay trotline 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

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I’m going to start using the fuck you emoji on 3 putts duplicated posts.

it’s not like this was posted 2 pages or 2 days ago. It’s literally 11 (non-3 putt) posts above yours.

12 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Here is what you don’t get… all that shit is absolutely a thing and correct. 
but, and this is the most important but, our pitching development staff is so fucking awesome that it overrides all the shit you said that’s absolutely 100% true. 

Just think how good they would be if maldy were still here to guide them

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