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3 minutes ago, WBT said:

Just think how good they would be if maldy were still here to guide them

I said pitching development staff but what everyone knows I meant i Maldy's magical pixie dust that's still coating the organization in his awesomeness. 

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39 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I’m going to start using the fuck you emoji on 3 putts duplicated posts.

it’s not like this was posted 2 pages or 2 days ago. It’s literally 11 (non-3 putt) posts above yours.

 

i have half this thread blocked, so don't see all the posts 😁

derp 

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Yea, I don't think this game is going to end well

 

lot of game left 

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Sac bunting in a tie game in the 4th at Coors field.

 

thats an interesting strategy 

Playing close in the 4th inning in Colorado is a retarded decision.

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12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

derp 

 

lot of game left 

I'm happy to be wrong

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

where you at ? i'm in memorial city right now 

This you?

 

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16 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Playing close in the 4th inning in Colorado is a retarded decision.

Thinking the same thing.

Might not agree with, but understand the decision to play the outfield so deep in the 9th last night.  

Also understand easier to prove a point in hindsight, but breaking the infield with the Rockies up in the bottom of the 4TH sure seemed to be Espada inviting this response from the baseball gawds:

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Guess I should have expected this from our offense today, facing a guy who is 1-9 with a 5.56 era coming into the game. ERA of 13.5 in his last 2 outings

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Guess I should have expected this from our offense today, facing a guy who is 1-9 with a 5.56 era coming into the game. ERA of 13.5 in his last 2 outings

My fault

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2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Guess I should have expected this from our offense today, facing a guy who is 1-9 with a 5.56 era coming into the game. ERA of 13.5 in his last 2 outings

And even a left hander at that.

wham bam cam!

You have to walk him there with walker on deck

Very quickly going to be my new favorite stro ever named Cammy

Why rest your leverage guys yesterday if you weren’t going to pitch them in a tie game here?  
 

I literally hate that crayon eating fuck 

baseball hate- apparently  he’s a great human being. 

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Why rest your leverage guys yesterday if you weren’t going to pitch them in a tie game here?  
 

We won the series and the Dodgers are next.

Just now, David Dennison said:

We won the series and the Dodgers are next.

Right. There is a good chance we won’t need the leverage guys all weekend in LA. Certainly not tomorrow with LMJ on mound. Probably not Saturday with Ohtani going for them. 

6 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Now he’s warming Abreu?  Down 2?  

Might as well have him PH for Walker.   

I don’t understand how his decision making is so bad. When Dubin was going well and there basically was t a wrong answer he’s tolerable. When there are wrong decisions to be made it’s mine he’s engaged in active sabotage 

I guess he didn’t bring in Abreu, so cool, whatever. Wasted an up down. 

Why did we give up our dh to get Trammel an ab instead of Whitcomb?  That's supposed to be an upgrade?

I’m trusting sparky who said Abreu was was warming up. If not sorry for the Espada slander. 

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

Why did we give up our dh to get Trammel an ab instead of Whitcomb?  That's supposed to be an upgrade?

Trammel got a World Series ring last year.  Proven veteran who knows how to win.

Sparky was really trying to push the announcer's jinx that Altuve has never homered at Coors.  I don’t think it works when you're begging for your own team.

Just a bad loss. Would love to have swept them before heading to LA

womp womp, but hey I'll take another series win. 

33 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

We won the series and the Dodgers are next.

Interesting. I didn’t realize there was a penalty for sweeping a series or that the games against the dodgers were more valuable in the standings at the end of the season 

 

(And spare me the “well they might be if we finish the season with the same record.”)

 

We finish the season 5-4 against the white sox and Rockies.
 
 
Sigh 
Not done with Colorado....still have 3 more so it can be worse
12 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

We finish the season 5-4 against the white sox and Rockies.

 

 

Sigh 

We’ve got 3 more with the Rox in the ice box in August. 

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