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    I can fap to this

  • tx 3 putt
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    4 - 2 road trip. lulz  

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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If you're not keeping track that's 2 bombs, a double, 2 walks and 2 spectacular defensive plays for the Dodgers papi Jose Fucking Altuve.  

Keep booing you fucking bitches. 

2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

I’m touching myself now….

Just now?  Loser.  

4 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

LOLOLLOL

 

BOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOO!!! BOOOOOOOOOOO!!

It's like spinach for Popeye.

And this is why you dont fucking "save RPs" for a series when you can still win a game. None of these dudes who could have pitched yesterday are even going to pitch tonight

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

LA pulling starters 

 

Wait their starters were playing? How embarrassing for them. 

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

And this is why you dont fucking "save RPs" for a series when you can still win a game. None of these dudes who could have pitched yesterday are even going to pitch tonight

Win today, worry about tomorrow tomorrow. Most underappreciated managerial advice. 

I literally love this team and all you fuckers. Curb stomping the Dodgers will never get old. I can’t stand that team or their douchebag fans.

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

 

Win today, worry about tomorrow tomorrow. Most underappreciated managerial advice. 

The only “tomorrow” planning Espada needs to worry about is lining up LMJ to pitch on the road 

Following online. It's 17-1 and they brought in a real reliever and he's getting whooped too? Hahaha. 

On 7/1/2025 at 7:58 PM, Scraps said:

Walker hitting 2 homers tonight



This is his road trip to bust out....he has great numbers in Colorado and LAD

Bump

 

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1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Following online. It's 17-1 and they brought in a real reliever and he's getting whooped too? Hahaha. 

From Corpus. Sinton High.

warms up to Selena 

What is this sorcery? I run out to check the local fireworks show and I return home to see I missed the main ones. Gruntling. 

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dodgers broadcasters say the astros know the pitches ....

 

Cracking Up Lol GIF

Also let me go full Snacks here for a moment and call out you "hoes" who were shit talking LMJ. I seemed to be the only mofo here trying to tell yall on the road he is still a badass and especially when the lights are on in a game against a big time team.

Yes 0.00 is gone....but 0.47 (i think) still seems pretty legit

Dodgers lose.

E'ryone else cheatin.  Fuck dem douchebags.

27 innings against the worst pitching staff and team and most hitter friendly park in baseball = 9 extra base hits

 

7 innings against the best team in baseball = 11 XBHs 

 

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

From Corpus. Sinton High.

warms up to Selena 

Bill in Sinton is happy with tonight’s result.

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2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Also let me go full Snacks here for a moment and call out you "hoes" who were shit talking LMJ. I seemed to be the only mofo here trying to tell yall on the road he is still a badass and especially when the lights are on in a game against a big time team.

Yes 0.00 is gone....but 0.47 (i think) still seems pretty legit

the big issue with him is still the same though...he walks too many. 4 bbs tonight but fortunately it hasn't burned him. 

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

dodgers broadcasters say the astros know the pitches ....

 

Cracking Up Lol GIF

I mean he’s not wrong.

This has to be up there for highest average exit velo in a game this year 

sit down Kiki Vandeweghe motherfucker.

What about the EV of Dodger fans?

22 minutes ago, Scraps said:

And this is why you dont fucking "save RPs" for a series when you can still win a game. None of these dudes who could have pitched yesterday are even going to pitch tonight

That fuckery is going to keep us from passing them in the standings after we sweep them, isn’t it?

 

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1 minute ago, Iceman said:

What about the EV of Dodger fans?

Ford said they were starting a “start the fireworks” chant during that 10 run inning.

Dodgers fan getting ran out prior to 4th of july fireworks is chefs kiss

Just now, Scraps said:

Even our broadcast gave up

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Getting rid of the abomination known as Junction Jack and bringing back Orbit along with ditching the stupid open Star logo and pinstripe and brick unis brought balance back to the Force and set the stage for this Golden Generation. That and ditching Sheriff Blaylock’s nachos and everything associated with the Baylor scum who used to own this team.

I didn't expect 18 runs but I predicted winning the game LMJ starts with a definite loss on Saturday. Fox regular season broadcasts seem to be a jinx for us. 

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