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3 minutes ago, runthebone said:

That was a dogshit top of the 8th.  Jerks.

Fire everybody! 

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8 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Getting rid of the abomination known as Junction Jack and bringing back Orbit along with ditching the stupid open Star logo and pinstripe and brick unis brought balance back to the Force and set the stage for this Golden Generation. That and ditching Sheriff Blaylock’s nachos and everything associated with the Baylor scum who used to own this team.

I agree. Houston teams don't win shit after changing color schemes. But with that said, the 1994 redesign was pretty damn clean from an objective point of view. Still prefer orange and blue for the Astros but it wasn't that bad as far as those things usually go. 

Just now, runthebone said:

Uh oh.  Look who is up to.230!!!

 

walker mvp campaign !!!!

 

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

I agree. Houston teams don't win shit after changing color schemes. But with that said, the 1994 redesign was pretty damn clean from an objective point of view. Still prefer orange and blue for the Astros but it wasn't that bad as far as those things usually go. 

Whattttt that shit was TERRIBLE. Only eclipsed in terrible aesthetic design judgment by the Rockets' Jetson's pajamas.

Don’t look now. Walker up to .231 average. Hitting .260 last 30 games. Optimistically turning the corner. 

5 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Alexander is gonna get a save in this game.

 

i love baseball 

Kind of like...Brad Peacock in Game 3 after McCullers started

Just now, UTexasFight said:

This would the largest home loss for the dodgers in dodger stadium history 

they should hang a plaque 

Well the good news is our fans attending tonight won’t get American Me’d in the parking lot because all the true gangsters have already left.

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2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

This would the largest home loss for the dodgers in dodger stadium history per Ford via Joe Davis 

not over yet

cmon let's get this

 

BOOM THERE IT iS

I hope they enjoyed booing Altuve on all those trots around the bases.

4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Memorial Day Massacre in 2017.
What are we calling this one?

"fuck the dodgers"

I'll always appreciate every 2017 Astro.  Other than Mike Fiers.  Fuck that pervert.

 

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4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

happy 4th of July you assholes !!!!

keep making this thread great 

On record on the previous page as scolding y'all to take whatever happens with a grain of salt but.... fuck all that!! This game ruled. 

Fuck the LA Dodgers!!!

STROS BABY LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Live look right now in Dodger Stadium....i know someone there so it is legit lmao


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54 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Whattttt that shit was TERRIBLE. Only eclipsed in terrible aesthetic design judgment by the Rockets' Jetson's pajamas.

It wasn't nearly as good as the existing. I'm just saying it was a clean look compared to other new designs, particularly in the "90s.

6 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

It wasn't nearly as good as the existing. I'm just saying it was a clean look compared to other new designs, particularly in the "90s.

fair 'nuff, I just get easily triggered with the millennials Astros fans who think that shit was/is cool and retro when the reality is it was always an abomination and should always be treated as such. The blue and gold swooshy shit was always ugly and anathema to the design history of the Astros and should never  be celebrated just because some contingent of Astros fans were 12 when they went to the Dome to see their first game and those were Drayton's first unis. Fuck all that. 

1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

Memorial Day Massacre in 2017.
What are we calling this one?

Independence Day Assfucking of the Bitchass Dodgers

Still working on the alliteration.

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Independence Day Assfucking of the Bitchass Dodgers

Still working on the alliteration.

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39 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

fair 'nuff, I just get easily triggered with the millennials Astros fans who think that shit was/is cool and retro when the reality is it was always an abomination and should always be treated as such. The blue and gold swooshy shit was always ugly and anathema to the design history of the Astros and should never  be celebrated just because some contingent of Astros fans were 12 when they went to the Dome to see their first game and those were Drayton's first unis. Fuck all that. 

Oh I completely agree. But imagine the 1994 redesign was introduced for the first time as our City Connect look this year. We would thank the baseball gods compared to most City Connect designs. 

Holllly shit that game was awesome. Everybody was slapping… everybody but the dodgers that is

Tuve is their fucking daddy

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