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    I can fap to this

  • tx 3 putt
    tx 3 putt

    4 - 2 road trip. lulz  

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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19 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Christian

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if this really rolls into walker getting back to career numbers .....

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One of the best parts is how some dodger fans stayed until the end because they wanted to see the post-game fireworks. There are times need to lie to your kids that the show was cancelled and leave.

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

8 straight 4th of July wins 

America’s team 

6 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

One of the best parts is how some dodger fans stayed until the end because they wanted to see the post-game fireworks.

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There might be some things better being a baseball fan, but there aren't too many more enjoyable things than tea bagging the Dodgers in front of their own fan base.

Altuve once again delivers a huge fuck you .

Only way this could have been better is the gambler actually be held accountable.

Dodgers -145 tonight against Framber, probably based on the 4 innings Ohtani has thrown so far this year.

23 minutes ago, texashorne said:

Wonder if Shohei is going to hedge and place a bet on Framber tonight. 

 

what's the line on his first pitch ?

Fuck Orel Hershiser. 

I hope *this* team (legally) steals all the fucking signals / tips against the Dodgers.

 

Love everything about last night's game including the comments like

  • Dodgers provided the venue. Astros provided the fireworks.
  • The Astros won by 17 to remind the Dodgers who won the '17 World Series.

 

 

6 minutes ago, n64ra said:

Love everything about last night's game including the comments like

  • Dodgers provided the venue. Astros provided the fireworks.
  • The Astros won by 17 to remind the Dodgers who won the '17 World Series.

 

 

and exit velo of the Dodgers fans

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The Astros brought Satchel Paige to test pitching conditions, specifically to see how breaking balls would behave in the new indoor, air-conditioned environment. This event took place on February 7, 1965, about two months before the Astrodome’s official opening on April 9, 1965. Paige’s assessment was glowing. He called the Astrodome a “pitcher’s paradise,” noting that the windless conditions allowed for greater control and movement on sensitive pitches. In an April 1965 interview with Frank Godsoe of the Amarillo Daily News, Paige said, “I’ve pitched in more places than any other man, living or dead… But there’s no place to pitch like the Astrodome stadium in Houston… Man, that place is something else!” He believed the controlled environment could have extended his career by a decade if it had existed earlier, as it eliminated variables like wind and weather that often disrupted a pitcher’s rhythm.

 

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42 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

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As soon as I saw that he’d been DFA’d, I knew Dana would bring him in.  Very low risk acquisition with a lot of upside.  

1 hour ago, Gourmand said:

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Costanza sent down. At least he got a save this go round 

No Meyers. 
Nowhere on my Astros bingo card was there ever a time I would be concerned that he wasn’t in the lineup. But here we are in 2025.

Poooooorrr Dodgers. I hate their fan base even more than their team which is already at 100 on the hate scale.

 

2 hours ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

No Meyers. 
Nowhere on my Astros bingo card was there ever a time I would be concerned that he wasn’t in the lineup. But here we are in 2025.

It’s possible they finally DFA’d him. 
also- he might be dead after the great catch last night that involved him diving. 

5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

It’s possible they finally DFA’d him. 
also- he might be dead after the great catch last night that involved him diving. 

He's having his best year at the plate... He's taking more pitches and looking for the pitch he knows he can hit. More walks, fewer strikeouts, better average and better contact. 

Someone coached him well in the off-season.

Hope his ribs are okay, didn’t he take one there.  Give our boys some calcium. 

Not to open any old wounds, but Betts seemed to know what was coming. I demand an investigation. 

Just now, cabowabo said:

These announcers need to get Ohtani’s cock out of their mouths. 

how smoltz is talking with ohtani's cock in his mouth is amazing 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

how smoltz is talking with ohtani's cock in his mouth is amazing 

Could be in his ass…..

31 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Espada said it was a rest day. No mention of injury. 

Disbelief No GIF

36 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Espada said it was a rest day. No mention of injury. 

 

has anyone checked the obituaries 

Ballboy running like a scalded cat into fair territory on that Dubon hit.

 

Weird.

I wish Dubon would have hit ball boy/security guy....so dumb that is their protocol. "Hey run on the field on play"

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