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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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Just now, Iceman said:

Ballboy running like a scalded cat into fair territory on that Dubon hit.

 

Weird.

That was really weird to watch.  I mean it worked, but felt wrong.   Never seen that before.  

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Ohtani out...time to pound these dorks

The Astros immediate scoring response just further demonstrates the deity of His Wagerness on the mound.

Thanks for the ohtani clips. Was worried fox forgot he even pitched earlier

These Dodgers pop tart jerseys are so fucking bad

2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

That was really weird to watch.  I mean it worked, but felt wrong.   Never seen that before.  

Why is the ballboy in the RF corner against the wall?

 

Just now, Scraps said:

These Dodgers pop tart jerseys are so fucking bad

I was just thinking that for such an iconic franchise, they are truly embarrassing.  
 

 

Fuck yes!! What an inning! Walker trying to totally redeem himself from his horrid start to the season 

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32 pitches for wrobleski.

 

we’re gonna be deeeeep in to their bullpen by the end of this one which should also things up well for tomorrow 

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Ohtani threw 31 pitches to get through 2 innings, that guy threw 32 to get through 1. Let's hope they bring him out again against the bottom the lineup in the 4th

I don't know if it's just me, but it feels like we haven’t had a 10 run inning in forever

 

I was going to talk shit about how bad the bottom of our order is today, and they are 3-3.

 

They're still shitty

11 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

that guy threw 32 to get through 1. Let's hope they bring him out again against the bottom the lineup in the 4th

Roberts is really going to have to figure out this Ohtani thing for a team clearly not built for an opener.

Rojas lucky to not card an E there.  I think the standard not to assume a double play is dumb.  That was a tailor made 5-4-3.  

He came up a little… short on that swing. 
 

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7 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Roberts is really going to have to figure out this Ohtani thing for a team clearly not built for an opener.

combo start 

1 hour ago, Gut Wagon said:

Not to open any old wounds, but Betts seemed to know what was coming. I demand an investigation. 

I suspect that was bc Framber threw him the exact same pitch 2X in a row. 
I know you were channeling fuckface Hersheiser. 

I mean- Framber was due for a clunker. Feels like he’s giving up 6 or 7 of they try to get 5 out of him. 

31 minutes ago, Slacks said:

He swings as if his strike zone is around 5'9

Does Altuve know he doesn't have to swing at everything that looks like it *might* reach the plate?

What;s with the continual 30 for 30 narrator talk?

 

They are clever, and entertaining, right?  

11 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Really sucking against the 9 hole hitter 

That was a properly executed pitch... Hitter just got it.

I swear Yainer was laughing at Rojas for his little fit.

1 minute ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:

what a gift that betts altootblan is. also, maybe let abreu have the 7th for 2-3-4 in the lineup?

 

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