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    4 - 2 road trip. lulz  

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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On Strike 3 called on Smith:

'If that was on on ABS next year it probably would be challenged and overruled.'

Ball is halfway over the zone. They ain't overturning that call. Fuck the announcers having to hold back their tears. For crisesakes. Enough with the Keith Jackson bias bullshit. 

Next to maybe the Yankees, is there a better feeling than depantsing the Dodgers in their own park as Smoltz stifles nausea with every Altuve hit and Betts gaffe? Methinks not. 

Damn RIP Jenks. Remember that dude throwing straight fucking smoke against us in the WS.

We have friends visiting for the weekend so have been able to watch much, or post. I did see the last couple of innings tonight. Love winning this series. Let's go for the sweep tomorrow

No starting All-Stars. Minus our best hitter for this season. No clue when we'll get our slugger back. Starting some guys not even Astros fans know. And yet...a 12-2 record against first-place teams and leading the West by a country mile. If that's not fun, what in July baseball is? 

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16 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Dodgers pitching staff is trash outside of Yamamoto. This is hilarious considering all the money they spent on it this off-season 

They’re getting guys back soon 

Just great to have two wins vs LA. One a total face raping and the other a win where the Dodgers a couple of times thought they could manufacture a comeback only to have it ripped away.

Fuck LA and Go Stros baby!!

astros are playing the back ups to back ups

hummel / trammell / short 

alexander yesterday

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18 minutes ago, Iceman said:

On Strike 3 called on Smith:

'If that was on on ABS next year it probably would be challenged and overruled.'

Ball is halfway over the zone. They ain't overturning that call. Fuck the announcers having to hold back their tears. For crisesakes. Enough with the Keith Jackson bias bullshit. 

Jon Smoltz is a fucking bitch. And if the other guy happened to say that I'm still going off his track record 

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The Mookie failed triple followed by Tuve banging out a triple a few minutes later was just so poetic. Never seen someone so disrespectful to their daddy than dodgers fans are to Jose. 

Just now, oh_snap said:

The Mookie failed triple followed by Tuve banging out a triple a few minutes later was just so poetic. Never seen someone so disrespectful to their daddy than dodgers fans are to Jose. 

 

you'd expect the opposite the way altuve has ran the bases this year 😂😂😂

2 minutes ago, oh_snap said:

The Mookie failed triple followed by Tuve banging out a triple a few minutes later was just so poetic. Never seen someone so disrespectful to their daddy* than dodgers fans are to Jose. 

*Papi

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callers are on point tonight : astros need to pay jake more so he can get a decent haircut 😂😂😂

Tried to go to bed.  Yawning my ass off this evening because I took family to airport at 3:30AM today. Did chores around the house all morning.  Took it easy this afternoon, but knew the game was at 6.

Great game.  I'm so amped up, I still cannot go to sleep. Some fireworks going off, but that never stops me.

Fuck the Dodgers.

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12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

i don't think peña plays until after the all star break 

I mean- has anyone remotely suggested otherwise? 

46 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

They’re getting guys back soon 

So are we!*

 

 

 

* Source:  Astros medical staff

3 minutes ago, runthebone said:

So are we!*

 

 

 

* Source:  Astros medical staff

Astros medical staff completing their analysis:

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12 minutes ago, runthebone said:

So are we!*

 

 

 

* Source:  Astros medical staff

 

 

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54 minutes ago, runthebone said:

So are we!*

 

 

 

* Source:  Astros medical staff

 

Still don't see a starting pitcher for tomorrow.  Are we unleashing a Ryan Gusto on them?  With a little side of Neris?

Still don't see a starting pitcher for tomorrow.  Are we unleashing a Ryan Gusto on them?  With a little side of Neris?
App i used swapped from Gordon to Gusto last night. Not sure if that is official but I had thought it was gonna be Gusto all along.
9 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

Good job asking for it in the style of Manga/anime. It's accurate and totally kawaii!! 

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Imagine being a Mariners fan right now. They've won two in a row, 6-4 in their last 10 and still 7 gms back after scoreboard watching the Astros beat the Dodgers twice in two games in LA.

Seattle has only gained ground maybe twice in the last month or so, and that was because of an Astros loss/M's win on a day the other team was off. They haven't won the same day we've lost since June 8th.

9 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Imagine being a Mariners fan right now. They've won two in a row, 6-4 in their last 10 and still 7 gms back after scoreboard watching the Astros beat the Dodgers twice in two games in LA.

Seattle has only gained ground maybe twice in the last month or so, and that was because of an Astros loss/M's win on a day the other team was off. They haven't won the same day we've lost since June 8th.

 

focus on the wildcard 

The craziest part of this "rivalry" there are only 4 players remaining combined on the teams from 2017. Altuve,McCullers, Kershaw, and Kiki Hernandez.

 
I wish he signed his name and then added

"Fuck you" to all of them
Imagine being a Mariners fan right now. They've won two in a row, 6-4 in their last 10 and still 7 gms back after scoreboard watching the Astros beat the Dodgers twice in two games in LA.
Seattle has only gained ground maybe twice in the last month or so, and that was because of an Astros loss/M's win on a day the other team was off. They haven't won the same day we've lost since June 8th.

You had me til “imagine being a mariners fan right now”.
19 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

damn, mets are starting devo today 

that guy's still around????

Just now, Gourmand said:

that guy's still around????

 

about to throw two shutout innings. BP game today

38 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

The craziest part of this "rivalry" there are only 4 players remaining combined on the teams from 2017. Altuve,McCullers, Kershaw, and Kiki Hernandez.

the crazy part of this rivalry is that we own those bitches

 
about to throw two shutout innings. BP game today
If the Yankees lose this game lmao

dana's radio interview should be a good one today 🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽

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