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  • Scraps
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    I can fap to this

  • tx 3 putt
    tx 3 putt

    4 - 2 road trip. lulz  

  • RGBIII
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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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Get that damn broom out!! 

Winning with our back ups back ups.   Love seeing them play all out when they get the opportunity. 

Fuck the Dodgers.

17.6% of the LA Dodgers home losses are to the Astros.

LFG!!!

what a fucking run... 8-1 against the phils, cubs, and dodgers... 

sweeping the dodgers, very meh !!!

29 - 6 run differential ❤️❤️❤️❤️

The mariners don’t allow a run to the pirates this weekend.

And are still 7 back.

they haven’t picked up any ground on us in a month (since June 8).

I know most Dodger fans/press will lean on some combo of: not healthy, still best record in baseball, not a big deal etc etc. Nonetheless after this Astros series, I hope it sets off a series of bad play that sends the Dodgers into a double digit losing streak. 

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5 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

The mariners don’t allow a run to the pirates this weekend.

And are still 7 back.

they haven’t picked up any ground on us in a month (since June 8).

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If not for one game against the Cubs we would be saying the Rockies were our toughest opponent in that 4 series stretch. 

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1 minute ago, YChang said:

I know most Dodger fans/press will lean on some combo of: not healthy, still best record in baseball, not a big deal etc etc. Nonetheless after this Astros series, I hope it sets off a series of bad play that sends the Dodgers into a double digit losing streak. 

Don't forget their favorite: "DURR HURR DEY CHEATED"

 

2 minutes ago, YChang said:

I know most Dodger fans/press will lean on some combo of: not healthy, still best record in baseball, not a big deal etc etc. Nonetheless after this Astros series, I hope it sets off a series of bad play that sends the Dodgers into a double digit losing streak. 

They were on fire coming in to this series (9-1 L10).

 

they also no longer have the best record in the majors (tigers do). We’re still a half game behind LA due to the bullpen fuckery in Colorado 

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6 minutes ago, YChang said:

I know most Dodger fans/press will lean on some combo of: not healthy, still best record in baseball, not a big deal etc etc. Nonetheless after this Astros series, I hope it sets off a series of bad play that sends the Dodgers into a double digit losing streak. 

Astros ain't healthy either.
Yordan
Pena
Pitching staff, even though they are killing it, there is mega- talent on the DL.

Can't stand MLB, espn and national sports media. The bias is so painfully there they don't want astros to be recognized in anyway. Swept LA in LA let's talk about about how astros are trotting out minor leaguers and have just 8-1 to division leaders. Nope let's talk about ohtani pitching 2 innings on his birthday.
Screw them all and keep the train moving

no tucker 

no bregman

no yordan 

we have trammell + we have hummel + we have short = better team 

 

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Astros pitching staff is missing Arrighetti plus:

Wednesday, June 18, 2025

Player Position Updated Injury Injury Status
Luis Garcia SP Wed, Jun 18 Elbow Expected to be out until at least Jul 25
Cristian Javier SP Wed, Jun 18 Elbow Expected to be out until at least Aug 8
J.P. France SP Wed, Jun 18 Shoulder Expected to be out until at least Aug 15

 

 

Fuck dem Dodger crybaby motherfuckers.

4 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

How many Espada detractors are left in here?

Everything is against him.

He keeps pulling the right levers.  Gotta give it up for him.

2-1 at Colorado ain't turrible. Like we being all apologetic...

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2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

highly tradable if he wants to leave

Great contract(only $69M total left for 3 years), can play 2B or you can move Paredes to 2B, difference making offensive force that is a switch hitter. You mortgage the farm for this type of player.

Pena, Ramirez, Alvarez, Paredes, Altuve, Smith, Walker, Diaz, Meyers will fuck up some teams.

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16 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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8-1 with a +23 run differential against the best in the National League while playing a ragtag bunch of misfits.

37 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

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Celebrating dingers with an oversized frog gig is a choice. But I guess those guys can hang a flag for Raleigh's first half HR total and keep fantasizing that Rodriguez is Griffey Jr. reborn. 

3 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Celebrating dingers with an oversized frog gig is a choice.

It is literally their logo.

Fuck Seattle and their bullshit pitchfork.

we have sharks...with space lasers.

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10 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Great contract(only $69M total left for 3 years), can play 2B or you can move Paredes to 2B, difference making offensive force that is a switch hitter. You mortgage the farm for this type of player.

Pena, Ramirez, Alvarez, Paredes, Altuve, Smith, Walker, Diaz, Meyers will fuck up some teams.

Jram just recently moved up to 2nd all time on the Cleveland home run list, so I don't think they will let him leave until he passes Thome in about 1.5 seasons. Kwan is a bit less memorable, since he doesn't have a long of tenure and WS appearance, but either of them will take a ton of assets to acquire due to the length of control. Lindor got them a decent 4 player haul as a 1 season rental with a huge payday due up the next year, I think both Kwan and Jram would be worth a lot more. 

That said, if Short can keep up his hot streak, then he could be a big piece of that future trade. The Guardians desperately need a SS that doesn't suck in the field. They also need starting pitchers, so if they are going for the long game, maybe someone like Javier could be an interesting option while he rehabs. 

8 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

It is literally their logo.

Maybe they should have gone with an anchor. 

7 minutes ago, Iceman said:

Fuck Seattle and their bullshit pitchfork.

we have sharks...with space lasers.

And Orbit.

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I can fap to this

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Our Heroes are 28-19 vs +.500 squads this year.

Pretty pretty good...

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7 minutes ago, Iceman said:

Our Heroes are 28-19 vs +.500 squads this year.

Pretty pretty good...

Compare that to LA being 20-19 against teams with a winning record.

Fuck LA, fuck Passan, fuck Jomboy, fuck Greenberg just because he sucks, fuck Manfred, and fuck the people who keep thinking losing Tucker and Bregman were taking the heart away from this team. 

Maybe, just maybe, the heart and the cojones are still here and they surrounded by guys who have bought in to doing what needs to be done to win.  

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11 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I can fap to this

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Not if you live in Texas. 

3 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

Maybe, just maybe, the heart and the cojones are still here

You can just say Altuve

Players and pitchers have come and gone, managers have come and gone, but 1 guy has been the constant 

1 hour ago, Jshep34 said:

Can't stand MLB, espn and national sports media. The bias is so painfully there they don't want astros to be recognized in anyway. Swept LA in LA let's talk about about how astros are trotting out minor leaguers and have just 8-1 to division leaders. Nope let's talk about ohtani pitching 2 innings on his birthday.
 

And went 1-4...does he want a cookie or something?

 

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