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    I can fap to this

  • tx 3 putt
    tx 3 putt

    4 - 2 road trip. lulz  

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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I think he has a large catalog on there so probably the vid from Friday night 

36 minutes ago, Js1 said:

You can just say Altuve

Players and pitchers have come and gone, managers have come and gone, but 1 guy has been the constant 

And LMJ of course!

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

You can just say Altuve

Players and pitchers have come and gone, managers have come and gone, but 1 guy has been the constant 

Excuse me- Lance McCullers junior has been on the roster since 2015 as well sir. 

Excuse me- Lance McCullers junior has been on the roster since 2015 as well sir. 
60 day DL ain't the 25 man or 40 man, but LMJ is still one of our own.
7 minutes ago, APMP said:
16 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:
Excuse me- Lance McCullers junior has been on the roster since 2015 as well sir. 

60 day DL ain't the 25 man or 40 man, but LMJ is still one of our own.

Roster/organization: tomatoe/tomahto

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

You can just say Altuve

Players and pitchers have come and gone, managers have come and gone, but 1 guy has been the constant 

Let's not forget the other true steadying influence behind this amazing run.

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12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

i'd kill everyone here for a clubhouse job. i could ride a bike to the stadium

I know a guy but you’d have to start in Sugar Land

Anyone who subscribes to pod or blog and PM’s me gets entered to win 2 free tickets to a regular season game and 2 free tickets to playoffs. 
 

 

11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 i could ride a bike to the stadium

Oh I want to see this shit 

Kid Rock should never be mentioned in the same breath as Rage Against the Machine.

Edited by kevwun

15 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Rage Against The Machine not Kid Rock but it’s similar

Vince Vaughn GIF

Granted, it is really a single count unless we are comparing Kid Rock with each individual band member and then it is multiple counts, but regardless, still erroneous. 

Edited by PGFrog

1 minute ago, PGFrog said:

Vince Vaughn GIF

Granted, it is really a single count unless we are comparing Kid Rock with each individual band member and then it is multiple counts, but regardless, still erroneous. 

Nah. Just that if you aren’t a real fan of either and hear a 10 second clip of either you might confuse the two. No real comparison at all.

2 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

r/Astros - [Rome] Astros calling up Kenedy Corona

Meyers to the 10 day or bye Trammel. 

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Anyone who subscribes to pod or blog and PM’s me gets entered to win 2 free tickets to a regular season game and 2 free tickets to playoffs. 
 

 

no YT podcast link?

22 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Rage Against The Machine not Kid Rock but it’s similar

Fighting the urge to neg this so hard

Just now, tx ind said:

Fighting the urge to neg this so hard

I was trying to make Bill not feel bad for confusing them and now I’m getting roasted 🤣🤣

7 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Nah. Just that if you aren’t a real fan of either and hear a 10 second clip of either you might confuse the two. No real comparison at all.

Meyers to the 10 day or bye Trammel. 

Same line of reasoning that would compare Shane Gillis with any male white comedian with actual talent. 

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27 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Rage Against The Machine not Kid Rock but it’s similar

Vince Young not Tyrone Swoopes but it's similar

7 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Chandler saying Walker to paternity leave possibly why Corona getting called up

Seems like Singleton would be a better option here than steroid hamster or whatever.. 

He's out of options, so they can only bring him up once.  Since this is a short-term move, they don't want to do it yet.

1 minute ago, texashorne said:

Seems like Singleton would be a better option here than steroid hamster or whatever.. 

He doesn't have options

23 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

I was trying to make Bill not feel bad for confusing them and now I’m getting roasted 🤣🤣

Clanton used Kid Rock in his video form Sunday. 

17 minutes ago, texashorne said:

Seems like Singleton would be a better option here than steroid hamster or whatever.. 

 

why do you hate hamsters ?

this is beyond scraping the bottom of the barrel 

Edited by tx 3 putt

Richard Gere is gruntled at the beefed -up hamster notion.

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

and if this means jake is going on the 7 day IR ...

Mad Arthur GIF by MOODMAN

he's not a minor leaguer so no he's not going on the 7-day

I'm not sure if it's OK to post about Corona on the music forum, but he seemed like a prospect 2 years ago

Then 2024 combined AA-AAA .603 OPS, .623 in winter league, .667 AAA this year

Did he stop using steroids?

Edited by runthebone

Jake can’t go to the DL yet. First he has to be misdiagnosed by the Astros medical staff and they can put him on the DL a few days later when he sees an actual medical doctor who doesn’t prescribe leeches.

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