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Just now, WBT said:

Piss poor by Walker and Yainer.  Need a pickmeup JP

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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This Walker/Diaz combo is very Abreu/Mashitty right now

Yainer....covering your mouth to talk but then turning your head to talk doesn't you know...do anything

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Don't worry Montero up!

I view today as a success.  Yes, we lost, but 3 runs is a big step in the right direction.  That's as many as the last 2 games combined.

 

I think the air in Daikin is too cold now.

 

Batting average:

Paredes .150

Alvarez .150

Walker .125

Diaz .111

Pena .105

Rodgers .167 (but way up from .000!)

Dezenzo .143 (also way up from .000!)

 

 

 

 

I'm aware of the stats but haven't watched any of the games. What's the general consensus on how various guys look out there? Old? Gimpy? Just not good enough? I didn't expect any great year, but I also didn't expect this anemic a start. Hopefully it's not who we really are.

To me, there’s no spark/no fire.  All those guys are gone.  I think it’s a bit of coaching too.  Hell, I think the Astros would have the same record right now with no coach.

I’m thinking it’s who we really are, and it’s sad.

Two seasons in a row where we come out of spring training, still in spring training mode. Maybe we should play our regulars more in the spring training.

Wait until the Dodgers realize they are tired and worn out from all that damn extra winning. What’s their record right now????

25 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Two seasons in a row where we come out of spring training, still in spring training mode. Maybe we should play our regulars more in the spring training.

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Yeah don't worry we are getting to go to Minneapolis and play in 40 degree weather....this should do the trick

Yordan showed some signs of life today. His 2 hits were barreled up.

Diaz and Walker look completely lost.

So we play tomorrow and not Friday?

Yes...unless they were to move the game for weather reasons.

They do this every season in Minnesota for the opener...they did it the Astros series I went in 23 and actually had to move the game to the Friday. That series went fucking spectacular....i think we only won Easter Sunday.

5 hours ago, WBT said:

Is this new mattress mack deal that the astros have to win the next 10 after you buy a mattress or just 10 in a row anytime during the season?  Makes a big difference.

Anytime. But you have to have bought the bed first. 

3 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

I'm aware of the stats but haven't watched any of the games. What's the general consensus on how various guys look out there? Old? Gimpy? Just not good enough? I didn't expect any great year, but I also didn't expect this anemic a start. Hopefully it's not who we really are.

Altuve looks like he’s not washed. 
I love Smith’s approach at the plate. 
Paredes has very professional at bats. 
taking anything offensively from 6 games of play is abject lunacy. 
 

14 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Altuve looks like he’s not washed. 
I love Smith’s approach at the plate. 
Paredes has very professional at bats. 
taking anything offensively from 6 games of play is abject lunacy. 
 

A completely rational take until you remember that fan is short for fanatic, sir…but I agree with you. Talk to me in May if we’re still scuffling, but until then I’ll just watch how a team with several new faces starts to gel.

19 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Altuve looks like he’s not washed. 
I love Smith’s approach at the plate. 
Paredes has very professional at bats. 
taking anything offensively from 6 games of play is abject lunacy. 
 

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the hooks are ready for the season. played a warm up game vs a D2 program lol

 

 

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1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Altuve looks like he’s not washed. 
I love Smith’s approach at the plate. 
Paredes has very professional at bats. 
taking anything offensively from 6 games of play is abject lunacy. 
 

You forgot that Whitley is thus far unhittable in 2025.

So what percentage of today's broadcast is going to be Kalas and Blumer being flirty with Julia about how cold she is?

12 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Two seasons in a row where we come out of spring training, still in spring training mode. Maybe we should play our regulars more in the spring training.

Two? Two?

Bro, this is like 8 in a row. Every April, like clockwork, Astrosworld bitches and moans about bats and not scoring runs in the first 25 games or so.

Every April I write a post about it being April.

Every September a division winner.

Chill, honey bunnies....

28 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

So what percentage of today's broadcast is going to be Kalas and Blumer being flirty with Julia about how cold she is?

At least 10 references to the "JMI", good news is she keeps getting hotter with age so I will enjoy it until it ends in the next year or so. 

Man the MLB really knows how to f up its opening week of the season for anyone that has a day job. Thankfully it’s allowed me to miss most of this offensive abomination. 

Thurs: day game. Opening day. I’ll own it if you want to claim I’m a bad fan for not making better plans to be at a place to watch from the first pitch.

Fri: night game exclusively on Apple TV

Sat: 6:15, FOX. Excellent

Sun: no game

Mon: evening game on RSN. 
Tue: evening game on RSN. Finding a rhythm!

Wed: day game. Rhythm is dead

Thu: day game

Fri: no game

 

obligatory f Manfred 

21 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Man the MLB really knows how to f up its opening week of the season for anyone that has a day job. Thankfully it’s allowed me to miss most of this offensive abomination. 

Thurs: day game. Opening day. I’ll own it if you want to claim I’m a bad fan for not making better plans to be at a place to watch from the first pitch.

Fri: night game exclusively on Apple TV

Sat: 6:15, FOX. Excellent

Sun: no game

Mon: evening game on RSN. 
Tue: evening game on RSN. Finding a rhythm!

Wed: day game. Rhythm is dead

Thu: day game

Fri: no game

 

obligatory f Manfred 

 

RHP Luis Garcia received an MRI, and it revealed inflammation in his right elbow. He is shut down from throwing and will be reevaluated in four weeks.

 

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Can't be stated enough for a mlb based in medical center they have got the dumbest medical staff evaluation for players injured.

So his second opinion shows only inflammation.

Over or Under June when he’s shut down for the season?

3 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Man the MLB really knows how to f up its opening week of the season for anyone that has a day job. Thankfully it’s allowed me to miss most of this offensive abomination. 

Thurs: day game. Opening day. I’ll own it if you want to claim I’m a bad fan for not making better plans to be at a place to watch from the first pitch.

Fri: night game exclusively on Apple TV

Sat: 6:15, FOX. Excellent

Sun: no game

Mon: evening game on RSN. 
Tue: evening game on RSN. Finding a rhythm!

Wed: day game. Rhythm is dead

Thu: day game

Fri: no game

 

obligatory f Manfred 

It’s Twins home opener? Day games on home openers is common in baseball. What does this have to do with Manfred? It’s baseball tradition. We just happened to be the team they play.

16 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

taking anything offensively from 6 games of play is abject lunacy. 

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1 hour ago, Jshep34 said:

Can't be stated enough for a mlb based in medical center they have got the dumbest medical staff evaluation for players injured.

I've wondered about this for years.

Looks like I’ll be paying for this expensive ass  mattress after all.

10 in a row 7 times sounded like a sure thing

Everyone has a base running green light against this team, just pathetic. Any third base coach putting up a hold up sign needs to be fired 

I like to think of myself as rational. If Ryan goes Steve Nebraska on us I'm flipping shit over and burning things down...

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