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  • Scraps
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    I can fap to this

  • tx 3 putt
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    4 - 2 road trip. lulz  

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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First inning you are like- Paredes/Smith/altuve. Ok.  We can make something happen 

2nd inning: Diaz/Caratini/Hummell: that’s kind of weird they are hitting their 7/8/9 in the middle of the order. 
 

3rd inning: Trammell/Short/Corona. What in the actual fuck is going on here fellas?  Is this the B side on a spring training split squad?  

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Blummer and Kalas are making light of it, but it sucks how many guys are out.

"Where does everyone park?"

Nice fucking play by Altuve and Yainer.

Sac bunting against Colton Gordon in the 3rd was a choice

Gotdam...don't show the wife crying.

 

Great moment though...for both of them.

No way were they going to give our muscled-up hamster anything good to hit. 

Bat toss on a walk? Dafaq?! Did this kid play for Tony Vitello?
Also a walk where he should have been rung up lol
11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

lulz 

Wait, Jake has a fan club?

8 minutes ago, Iceman said:

Gotdam...don't show the wife crying.

 

Great moment though...for both of them.

Just imagine how wet she’ll get if he gets a sac fly next time. 

catch the ball and you're out of the inning

Just now, WBT said:

catch the ball and you're out of the inning

From an evolutionary standpoint I don’t understand how he can be alive if he can’t protect himself any better than that. 
come on dude. 

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

i'm suddenly very nervous about this game

You're telling me a 4 run deficit is bad?

Also, how fucking stupid is it to let the one person in their lineup you can't let beat you hit a 3-run dong off you

Can Trammell get a fucking hit tonight please
Thank you come again
On 7/6/2025 at 4:59 PM, runthebone said:

Don't need to update this

 

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You were saying….

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:
1 hour ago, Scraps said:
Can Trammell get a fucking hit tonight please

Thank you come again

go buy a lotto ticket 

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