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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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Can anyone name one thing worth guarding in Cleveland?

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1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Of course we sweep the Dodgers and the Indians score more on the pitching staff than the Dodgers did in 3 games 

Goddamn you’re such a traditional badass to insist on calling them the Indians. Very very cool. 

8 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

Goddamn you’re such a traditional badass to insist on calling them the Indians. Very very cool. 

I have him on ignore so it’s not like we are buddies, but I say or right Indians at least 55% of the time because I’ve been calling them that for 44 years and every time I see Cleveland on t translates to my brain as “Indians”. Just like Washington and Redskins. It’s highly possible this isn’t a statement of obstinacy but rather a lifetime of saying one thing and the brain. It fully translating over to another. 
my dad still calls the cardinals Chicago in football occasionally. 

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

is the season salvageable ? 

 

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I'm going back to my "Jaws" analogy.  Sometime the seal escapes onto a buoy.  But they always have to get back in the water eventually.

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Personally, I'm freaking out.  We're 0-1 since the Zombie Astro video/curse.

Thankfully, we have a proven winner like Taylor Trammel to help steady the ship.  Such a great addition.  

24 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Personally, I'm freaking out.  We're 0-1 since the Zombie Astro video/curse.

Thankfully, we have a proven winner like Taylor Trammel to help steady the ship.  Such a great addition.  

Trammel has more RBIs than the rest of the team combined*
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*since Sunday 

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

USA is playing their pool games in the 2026 WBC in Houston. 

i'll be there ...

 

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Just now, tx 3 putt said:

they're going to sit jake all week 

 

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and then say he has a strained calf

and then a month later, say it didn't respond well and send him for imaging

and then say it was a torn calf muscle, see you next year

Yall know anyway around the stupid blackout policies on MLB app? Have subscription but it seems like all Astros games blacked out. 
 

I  am in Lubbock for baseball tournament and app says game blacked out. 

Unchartered territory...
it was commercial, right?

So, we gonna single handedly let Jose Ramirez, 1 of only 2 good players (Kwan) on their team sweep us. Alright alright alright. 

Astros sure are waiting for a lot of perfect pitches.

Swing the fucking bat!

8 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Now they walk Ramirez. 

How'd that work out?  I hate IBBs.  Instead tell your pitchers to stop giving up homers.

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7 minutes ago, runthebone said:

I guess Jake Meyers and Christian Walker were the irreplaceable ones, not Pena and Alvarez.

Call up Chas post game 

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