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  • Scraps
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    I can fap to this

  • tx 3 putt
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    4 - 2 road trip. lulz  

  • RGBIII
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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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Welp Seattle lost. So there's that also.

of ways to lose a ballgame, that one sucks moosecock.

I believe it was Tennyson who wrote:  'Tis better to have peaked July 4 than never to have peaked at all

If the Astros are zombies, José Ramírez just went Negan and busted out Lucille on our brain eatin asses 

Aside from season-worst showings by our ace starter and all-star closer, our franken-lineup left way too many guys on base. 

We really need to get Walker and Meyers back ASAP, and hopefully have JP rejoin sometime in August. Can't get away forever with having 3/9 spots in the lineup filled by guys that would be lucky to sniff a bench spot (short, hummel, trammel), especially when your normal bench options (dubon, caratini) are forced into taking on everyday roles. 

What yall doubt hummel, trammell, short...no wai

Can we trade for Ramirez?

The Hummel, short, and trammel was fun but can we get everyone off the IL already

I just can’t believe how careless and unprofessional Walker was in the offseason.

he came within a day of having a kid and missing games in the stadium where he is the best hitter in that stadium’s history. 

1 hour ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Can we trade for Ramirez?

The Hummel, short, and trammel was fun but can we get everyone off the IL already

3putt has already extended them. 
 

call up Chas in the AM. Play Meyers. Figure it out 

1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

I just can’t believe how careless and unprofessional Walker was in the offseason.

he came within a day of having a kid and missing games in the stadium where he is the best hitter in that stadium’s history. 

Walker should have timed his baby with the All Star Break because he was obviously going to be free.

sitting there and watching that hr fucking sucked 

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2 minutes ago, Hornsbay22 said:

This kind of feels the same as a big series sweep then a midweek loss to UTRGV

 

this is much worst 

22 minutes ago, Hornsbay22 said:

This kind of feels the same as a big series sweep then a midweek loss to UTRGV

 

this much more losing your regional at home 

29 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

it should have been a day game today 

Doesn't matter you and @Ldogg53 are banned for the rest of the homestand 

Esock an All Star

Replaces Jose Ramirez [emoji2369]

29 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Jake is back

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I've always liked Jake because of his shave game. So may asswipe players with bad facial hair and he goes straight Gillette. Respect. 

Probably not by choice. I doubt he can even grow facial hair

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Probably not by choice. I doubt he can even grow facial hair

Hey hey hey now what is going on here 

Holy shit man.  We can’t even run out to take positions.

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