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1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Jake done for the season now

Whatever it was, the walk off the field did not look good.

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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He wasn’t 100% and the Astros medical staff doesn’t understand that their job is to protect the player from himself. Generally, players want to play. He shouldn’t have been cleared. 
 

Fire the entire medical and training staff tonight!

This is beyond fucking ridiculous and embarassing. Why would any good FA want to come here with this POS training and medical staff?

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2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

How did he get hurt by running on to the field?

Calf injuries lead to Achilles injuries, right?  
just guessing as worst possible scenario bc you know, that’s what the deal is. 

 
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This needs to made into a big sign and take it a game

Just a reminder- this team had scored 15 runs in their previous 10 games coming into the icebox. 

7 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Whatever it was, the walk off the field did not look good.

Left in an ambulance 

the pussy Houston media will not bother to ask a question about this pea-brained medical staff

 

I feel like we are harmed by the Crawfords more than utilizing it?

Remember when Berkman would  stay inside the ball and he'd slice it right into them?

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

DJ LeMahieu DFAd by NYY

Too bad he’s not LHH. 

Edited by Wulaw Horn

and maybe stop pitching to JRam, c'mon fuck.

Just now, Hornsbay22 said:

I feel like we are harmed by the Crawfords more than utilizing it?

Remember when Berkman would  stay inside the ball and he'd slice it right into them?

Paredes says shut your mouth. 

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On 7/1/2025 at 6:00 PM, Guadaloopy said:

Yes, because this is all an exact science with rigid timelines and no one ever has a setback.  

 

#nailedit

WTF, this is supposed to be the turn for Walter to have a quality start.  

Call Chas up and play him every day for the year. I bet he will be ok. He was average to good until last year and he got hurt and never got consistent AB’s. He probably didn’t forget how to play at 28 years old. 

1 minute ago, LCHorn said:

WTF, this is supposed to be the turn for Walter to have a quality start.  

He can still get there. It’s time for us to lose a 3-2 game. 

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Just now, patrickdrinksbeer said:

did kalas say walker’s kid hasn’t even been born yet??

I heard that too. Why is he on leave. He was hot, but no doubt he'll come back and suck again

Getting weak, inexperienced hitters to string together at least three singles to get a run home strikes me as a bad idea. I realize that's sort of who we are right now, but we were in LA, too. Somebody announce their presence with authority. 

i'll guess they asked jake if he was good to go and he said yes. ran out on the field and bam

hopefully it's not his achilles 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

i'll guess they asked jake if he was good to go and he said yes. ran out on the field and bam

hopefully it's not his achilles 

Why bother asking the doc, rub some dirt on it

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

i'll guess they asked jake if he was good to go and he said yes. ran out on the field and bam

hopefully it's not his achilles 

Did you see him leave the field?  Sure as shit looked like Achilles. 
also you’ve been mocking me for months about the medical staff… believe me yet?  

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By the way- this ass hat pitching for then has a 52% hard contact rate. We look like we are swinging nerf bats. 

OK, I'm ready to just get this series over regardless of tonight's outcome. Start fresh against the Rangers

Hummell and Trammell have combined to go 0-4 with 4k’s on 13 pitches. 
Impressive. Andrew and I could do better I would bet. He wouldn’t likely swing. I might try to bunt. Definitely would have with 1&2 and one out. 

This is playing with both hands tied behind our backs. And maybe both legs. Show some life out there. 

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