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This Matthews guy is going to have a whiff rate of like 45% in the bigs. He’s going to have us yearning for Chris Carter and Eric Anthony contact levels. 

Also, this Milton guy is trending towards 6+ weeks of missing time due to a fucking ankle sprain? Where is that on the scale of weak-willed men? Somewhere between Jimbo Fisher cuckholdry and Timothy Upham? JFC. 

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Buddy of mine threw out the 1st pitch on Weds, and dropped his mom's ashes on the mound, Shawshank style - she was a huge fan and he used to post pics of them at games all the time.  Very cool moment.

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38 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

This Matthews guy is going to have a whiff rate of like 45% in the bigs. He’s going to have us yearning for Chris Carter and Eric Anthony contact levels. 

Also, this Milton guy is trending towards 6+ weeks of missing time due to a fucking ankle sprain? Where is that on the scale of weak-willed men? Somewhere between Jimbo Fisher cuckholdry and Timothy Upham? JFC. 

It gets better if you know how he sprained his ankle (and it’s melton btw)- he sprained it turning around and watching a HR fly out of the park. Something like that. Maybe jogging back to the fence to watch it sail over the 20 foot high wall in LF in MMP

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That’s a cool story. Punch your buddy in the balls now for being responsible for Walter giving up 2 HR in the first 3 hitters bc he was distracted by the ashes. 

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

It gets better if you know how he sprained his ankle (and it’s melton btw)- he sprained it turning around and watching a HR fly out of the park. Something like that. Maybe jogging back to the fence to watch it sail over the 20 foot high wall in LF in MMP

He’s Milton with the red stapler until he does something at the MLB level to reverse out the dickless idiocy he’s displayed thus far. 

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I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best seat in the house for WS G6 2022…he also had the worst seat in the house for WS G7 2019 but we won’t talk about that

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I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best seat in the house for WS G6 2022…he also had the worst seat in the house for WS G7 2019 but we won’t talk about that

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What in the hell does Tom Herman have to do with any of this?

34 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

He’s Milton with the red stapler until he does something at the MLB level to reverse out the dickless idiocy he’s displayed thus far. 

Sorry- didn’t realize that was intentional but yeah- that’s pretty funny. 
I’m not high on the guy but he should be pretty solid defensively and hit some HR and steal some bases (at least against RHP) but that’s all pretty theoretical as his track record since joining the org is that he’s made of glass. 

16 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

What in the hell does Tom Herman have to do with any of this?

Knew it was coming, still cuts like a knife to the heart

10 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Sorry- didn’t realize that was intentional but yeah- that’s pretty funny. 
I’m not high on the guy but he should be pretty solid defensively and hit some HR and steal some bases (at least against RHP) but that’s all pretty theoretical as his track record since joining the org is that he’s made of glass. 

Ha, no. I ad-libbed once I saw your post. He’s Milton for me now, for reasons stated. 

44 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Ha, no. I ad-libbed once I saw your post. He’s Milton for me now, for reasons stated. 

Solid ad lib. 

6 hours ago, closetojumping said:

This Matthews guy is going to have a whiff rate of like 45% in the bigs. He’s going to have us yearning for Chris Carter and Eric Anthony contact levels. 

But he played for the Astros Youth Academy

32 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Is Florida closer to where the Tommy John surgery happens for Dubin?  

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

And here....we......go.....

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Not the dumbest lineup we could have trotted out there. 

12 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Is Florida closer to where the Tommy John surgery happens for Dubin?  

This is exactly what I was thinking.

 

Trammell gives me hope that maybe I can still make it in the big leagues.

We’re never going to win again

 Certainly not until after the ASB

 

 

 

although the rangers and then the M’s coming out of the break have abysmal offenses so maybe we get lucky and win one 1-0?

1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

No Sparky on radio. Pick your poison. 

 

astros radio is so damn good

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4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

astros radio is so damn good

The 10 games of the year that sparks is working 

 

feels like every year he does fewer and fewer games 

I’m sick and tired of the LMJ experience. He should stick to selling coffee and quit baseball.

Jeez. Just play LMJ on the road. Brutal. At 33 pitches and 1st inning isn’t over. 

is this the 7h inning ?

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Why do even try to start this game at home?

all of this 

Seager has something to say on an obvious Strike 3.

 

Fuck off dude.  Just STFU and go get your glove.

16 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I’m forced to watch the Rangers feed on the CW. So bad. 

same here.  It sucks.

Well, that is an unsurprising result for Mathews

You know Trammell is going to show the rookie how a professional hits

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Brice looked like a rookie in his first AB there

Then the next pitch goes to Lufkin...

Never want to see LMJ pitch for this team again. He is washed and hate seeing his ass on the mound.

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