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    I can fap to this

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    4 - 2 road trip. lulz  

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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Bang up job by Espada. Fuck this clown - how many games has he lost for us by his stupidity.

That better be it for him.

Just now, Macklemore said:

Bang up job by Espada. Fuck this clown - how many games has he lost for us by his stupidity.

Um, what did he do?

Just now, David Dennison said:

That better be it for him.

Um, what did he do?

He should have pulled LMJ after Adolis got them another run. We had a winnable game now out of reach. He sucks as a manager. @Wulaw Horn backs me on this 

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

He should have pulled LMJ after Adolis got them another run. We had a winnable game now out of reach. He sucks as a manager. @Wulaw Horn backs me on this 

It's the third inning.

That manager has your team of injured players and no-names with a 7 game lead.

Edited by David Dennison

Hey look Cam is team leader in avg of people who play now

Gotdam, Cam!

 

( love the year he has had, but dam what a tough 10 minutes in live time!)

Edited by Iceman

Yep. The AAA gods are making a margin call. 

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Our luck with this makeshift lineup is running out. 

Which is why the cushion is so important until we get people back.

5 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Our luck with this makeshift lineup is running out. 

This for sure.

Brice has watched two strike 3s. Not a very auspicious beginning

3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Brice has watched two strike 3s. Not a very auspicious beginning

Even his family looked like they knew what was coming.

Fuck. So unclutch lately. We desperately need the all star break

Walker looking like a doofus. Bruh all those were strikes

Weird that Wakjer didn't come through there as the go ahead run

23 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Brice has watched two strike 3s. Not a very auspicious beginning

That's what one of the minor league prospect guys said when he was saying he doesn't believe in him.  Just takes and takes then Ks.

Hoping Matthews somehow would walk so we could get Trammell up with men on is a sobering realization of our abject suckitude. It's simply not an MLB lineup.

5 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Hoping Matthews somehow would walk so we could get Trammell up with men on is a sobering realization of our abject suckitude. It's simply not an MLB lineup.

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7 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Why even bring him up?

Because half the team is on the IL. 

And fuck, another HR given up

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Because half the team is on the IL. 

And fuck, another HR given up

You don't need him though.

25 minutes ago, runthebone said:

The biggest fuckup was calling him up instead of trading him ASAP

Yeah part of me was like “I wouldn’t be shocked if he has suitors and those suitors have said, “if you want the guy in return that you’re asking for, we want at least a small sample size of Matthews against MLB pitching.”

 

Dana would be dumb to agree to that and it probably is nothing more than his time with all of the injuries, but the mind does still go there. 

Sad when i am ready for this Rockets summer league game to come on over this

6 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Sad when i am ready for this Rockets summer league game to come on over this

loaded 

Just now, Limp Brisket said:

The sister said “that’s okay, he made contact” 

Every Astros fan for every AB by this lineup at this point in the week. 

I don’t hate Bags on the broadcast as much as some of you, but the damn talking under the covers where I have to turn the volume up full blast to hear him and then turn it way down when Kalas speaks is really annoying 

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