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pick up the ball fuckstick

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Should have let that go

Or he could have fielded the 55 mph shot

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Hader blown save. Anyone trust this guy in the playoffs are you kidding me 

The guy with a 2.38 ERA and 1 blown save at midseason?

I mean, I don't think we should cut him for this.

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

And we pulled Altuve for the rest of the game. sweet

You expect your closer to do his job.

Is this fuckstick watching the game?

The HR was annihilated?  No one was covering 2nd?  Wonder what Dubon was standing there for.

Man, fuck the Rangers.  Let that aggy roller coaster of hope climb up a bit, now walk this thing off.

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Walker is due

 

 

 

 

for a non-K out

Good call

i can’t believe there are posters in this thread that don’t have icono on ignore.
Hey man peace and love peace and love. I have no one on ignore. I just have self constraint to not reply to people lol.



4 minutes ago, WBT said:

Is this fuckstick watching the game?

The HR was annihilated?  No one was covering 2nd?  Wonder what Dubon was standing there for.

I love Benetti but yeah those comments made no se

6 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

You expect your closer to do his job.

Still pretty dumb.  There's a reason we're hiding altuve in lf.  How often is lf play in minute maid going to be the difference between giving up a run or not in any given inning?  1%?  0.1%?

Let's leave Hader out there so he can give up another 4
I don't like your attitude sir

And that will be impossible
1 minute ago, WBT said:

Still pretty dumb.  There's a reason we're hiding altuve in lf.  How often is lf play in minute maid going to be the difference between giving up a run or not in any given inning?  1%?  0.1%?

Altuve in left only becomes a problem in the 9th if a guy gets to 2nd with 0 or 1 out. 

he would be a problem out there right now 

11 minutes ago, WBT said:

Is this fuckstick watching the game?

The HR was annihilated?  No one was covering 2nd?  Wonder what Dubon was standing there for.

in his defense he looks like this

 

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2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Altuve in left only becomes a problem in the 9th if a guy gets to 2nd with 0 or 1 out. 

he would be a problem out there right now 

Only if they hit the ball to him

Does the rookie get his first hit and walk it off? That would make a great story

Come on you take out Matthews and move Altuve to 2nd this isn't that hard. Altuve isn't blowing the game at 2nd....you keep his far superior bat in the game.

Just now, Scraps said:

Come on you take out Matthews and move Altuve to 2nd this isn't that hard. Altuve isn't blowing the game at 2nd....you keep his far superior bat in the game.
 

Or Hader can close.

Bunting with a K machine on deck

Or Hader can close.
Yeah thats fine but only morons like Espada count on that happening 100% of the time. Thats not realistic. You have to manage with "what if he fucks this completely up" not "oh we win again!!!111!!!"
1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Bunt again

Not a bad idea if he could get one down

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