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Good lord….
Why is he swinging for the fences?
Cause he is Hammerin Hummel bruh

Why is Hummel asking if it was a strike? Who the fuck cares. You missed the pitch

Need a passed ball or wild pitch. 

Edited by cabowabo

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

Just horrible situational hitting.  

He's Cooper Hummel

3 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Good lord….

Why is he swinging for the fences?

It's baseball in 2025. That's what they do.

Is there anything worse than Adolis Garcia driving in Marcus Semien?

 

Altuve could have thrown to 2nd there.  Oh well, at least la vida fina is due up 2nd in the bottom half

I'd DFA Hummel tonight after that AB. Never did he even consider just trying to make contact. He was swinging for himself.

At this point we might as well just forfeit tomorrows game and take a few extra days for the all star break

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Our lineup right now is:

paredes

smith

corona

walker

short

diaz

trammel

dubon

hummel

 

Espada, you stupid fucking moron 

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paredes

smith

corona

walker

short

diaz

trammel

dubon

sousa

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Altuve could have thrown to 2nd there.  Oh well, at least la vida fina is due up 2nd in the bottom half

Why haven’t we given up on this experiment?

Why have we given up our dh like once a week lately?

And now we lose. Another shitty managed game from Espada.

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Altuve could have thrown to 2nd there.  Oh well, at least la vida fina is due up 2nd in the bottom half

Altuve is in the dugout.

For some reason Espada thinks subbing out one of his real MLB level hitters, he currently has 4 in the lineup was a genius idea. He really has to be the dumbest fucking retard to ever get a MLB job.

Cam could tie it here...otherwise I don’t like our chances

Just now, HtownHorn said:

For some reason Espada thinks subbing out one of his real MLB level hitters, he currently has 4 in the lineup was a genius idea. He really has to be the dumbest fucking retard to ever get a MLB job.

He expected Hader to do his job.

That's all.

5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

 

Altuve is in the dugout.

No shit?

Cool another bunt to set up a K

6 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

'Member when we beat the Dodgers 18-1?

I think about it every day

After all this we're about to walk off the horn

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

A good manager plans for if he doesn’t 

With one of the best closers in the sport?

If you say so.

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