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You arent trading Framber in the next 2 weeks.

Should have traded him in the offseason if you wanted to trade him....or hoped we were completely out of it at this point.

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    I can fap to this

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    4 - 2 road trip. lulz  

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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I also realize we have a winning record against the other division leaders, have played a tough schedule and have the easiest schedule left the rest of the year. Maybe we are that good and we just ride it out. Win the next two and the next series and we will all feel better. Fuck it. Those were some damn good bloody Mary’s this morning. Let’s win a World Series. 

Dude, did you see that injury report update from yesterday?

we have half a starting roster that will be coming back in the next month. 
 

yeah maybe there is another injury here and there in the meantime, but tread water the next 3 weeks until the Yankee series and put the hammer down the last month and a half.

11 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Baseball gods giveth (Dodgers series)

and taketh away (everything since)

1-7 since?

How the hell did Terrell Owens heal well enough in 7 weeks post surgery for a leg break and torn ligaments and Alvarez, Spencer, Pena, and Zach are healing at the rate of 90 year old men?

Seriously, we were told Spencer broke his thumb over 3 months ago, DeZenzo first went on the 10-day IL for hand inflammation the first of June and got transferred to the 60-day about a week ago,  Pena has a small, non-displace rib fracture that is going on 3-weeks, Alvarez over 2-months with hand inflammation, and Melton has been down for over 5-weeks with a sprained ankle from turning and chasing a fly ball.

WTF?  I have read and heard stories about athletes leaving colleges to go pro and commenting there were more resources available to them in things such as nutrition and recovery at their former school, but is the Astros training room an ultra sound machine, a whirlpool, a couple of ice buckets, and assorted Cramer products?

 

9 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

How the hell did Terrell Owens heal well enough in 7 weeks post surgery for a leg break and torn ligaments and Alvarez, Spencer, Pena, and Zach are healing at the rate of 90 year old men?

Seriously, we were told Spencer broke his thumb over 3 months ago, DeZenzo first went on the 10-day IL for hand inflammation the first of June and got transferred to the 60-day about a week ago,  Pena has a small, non-displace rib fracture that is going on 3-weeks, Alvarez over 2-months with hand inflammation, and Melton has been down for over 5-weeks with a sprained ankle from turning and chasing a fly ball.

WTF?  I have read and heard stories about athletes leaving colleges to go pro and commenting there were more resources available to them in things such as nutrition and recovery at their former school, but is the Astros training room an ultra sound machine, a whirlpool, a couple of ice buckets, and assorted Cramer products?

 

 

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1 hour ago, Gourmand said:

1-7 since?

If you are from the future. It’s 1-6 since the dodgers series right now, but likely to be 1-7 in about 10 hours. 

1 hour ago, PGFrog said:

How the hell did Terrell Owens heal well enough in 7 weeks post surgery for a leg break and torn ligaments and Alvarez, Spencer, Pena, and Zach are healing at the rate of 90 year old men?

Seriously, we were told Spencer broke his thumb over 3 months ago, DeZenzo first went on the 10-day IL for hand inflammation the first of June and got transferred to the 60-day about a week ago,  Pena has a small, non-displace rib fracture that is going on 3-weeks, Alvarez over 2-months with hand inflammation, and Melton has been down for over 5-weeks with a sprained ankle from turning and chasing a fly ball.

WTF?  I have read and heard stories about athletes leaving colleges to go pro and commenting there were more resources available to them in things such as nutrition and recovery at their former school, but is the Astros training room an ultra sound machine, a whirlpool, a couple of ice buckets, and assorted Cramer products?

 

It was a different time…

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Has anyone considered the possibility that Alvarez issue is not sports or orthopedic ? Maybe medical , maybe psoriatic arthritis or RA (he’s had a lot of joint issues)   I would assume the medical staff has had him see a rheumatologist ? Maybe he needs to get some Humira from Phil Michelson , or maybe they did but his grandmother has a home remedy he’s been trying.  

3 hours ago, PGFrog said:

How the hell did Terrell Owens heal well enough in 7 weeks post surgery for a leg break and torn ligaments and Alvarez, Spencer, Pena, and Zach are healing at the rate of 90 year old men?

Seriously, we were told Spencer broke his thumb over 3 months ago, DeZenzo first went on the 10-day IL for hand inflammation the first of June and got transferred to the 60-day about a week ago,  Pena has a small, non-displace rib fracture that is going on 3-weeks, Alvarez over 2-months with hand inflammation, and Melton has been down for over 5-weeks with a sprained ankle from turning and chasing a fly ball.

WTF?  I have read and heard stories about athletes leaving colleges to go pro and commenting there were more resources available to them in things such as nutrition and recovery at their former school, but is the Astros training room an ultra sound machine, a whirlpool, a couple of ice buckets, and assorted Cramer products?

 

 

ronnie lott had a pinkie amputated to get back quicker 

 

yordan hit balls off a tee yesterday, and is resting today 

 

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53 minutes ago, Farmerted said:

Has anyone considered the possibility that Alvarez issue is not sports or orthopedic ? Maybe medical , maybe psoriatic arthritis or RA (he’s had a lot of joint issues)   I would assume the medical staff has had him see a rheumatologist ? Maybe he needs to get some Humira from Phil Michelson , or maybe they did but his grandmother has a home remedy he’s been trying.  

Do Cuban’s get Fibromyalgia?

1 hour ago, Farmerted said:

Has anyone considered the possibility that Alvarez issue is not sports or orthopedic ? Maybe medical , maybe psoriatic arthritis or RA (he’s had a lot of joint issues)   I would assume the medical staff has had him see a rheumatologist ? Maybe he needs to get some Humira from Phil Michelson , or maybe they did but his grandmother has a home remedy he’s been trying.  

 

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2 hours ago, Farmerted said:

Has anyone considered the possibility that Alvarez issue is not sports or orthopedic ? Maybe medical , maybe psoriatic arthritis or RA (he’s had a lot of joint issues)   I would assume the medical staff has had him see a rheumatologist ? Maybe he needs to get some Humira from Phil Michelson , or maybe they did but his grandmother has a home remedy he’s been trying.  

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Alvarez is from Cuba and we all know how Jobu came through for Pedro.

I agree on the medical question, if I remember correctly he already has had the microfracture surgery done on a knee which is something I wouldn't have expected in a fairly young baseball player.  

 

 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

ronnie lott had a pinkie amputated to get back quicker 

 

yordan hit balls off a tee yesterday, and is resting today 

 

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Ronnie has said he wouldn't do that again based upon the pain and how poorly he played in the game.

I mentioned Owens in that Super Bowl game because for 7 weeks he would sleep in that hyperbolic chamber he bought, he did the treatment with the magnets,  the guy was flipping over ever fucking rock to come back from a damn serious injury and went 9 catches for 120+ yards against the Pats.  

It isn't just Yordan, 5 weeks for a fucking sprain ankle hurt playing in the outfield. These aren't exactly the softball fields I played intramurals on in college with the big ass cracks in them because they were never watered.  

 

2 hours ago, Farmerted said:

Has anyone considered the possibility that Alvarez issue is not sports or orthopedic ? Maybe medical , maybe psoriatic arthritis or RA (he’s had a lot of joint issues)   I would assume the medical staff has had him see a rheumatologist ? Maybe he needs to get some Humira from Phil Michelson , or maybe they did but his grandmother has a home remedy he’s been trying.  

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7 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I think this is my favorite lineup with where we are at right now. 

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1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I think this is my favorite lineup with where we are at right now. 

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My first thought is, "Christian Walker has 12 HR?"

25 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

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Arrighetti 3 innings, 0 ER, 1 hit, 0 BB, 43 pitches 

It’s a broken bone. He should be called up to pitch his 60 pitches or whatever he’s up to next Friday to begin the homestand. He can piggyback with LMJ and combined they can get through 6 innings (maybe). 

I had several bourbons last night and gave it up before it got ugly. Hopefully we can turn it around tonight. In honor of the British Open being in Northern Ireland I'm drinking Irish whisky tonight. If things go badly I'll just pour myself another drink. 

11 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

A loss tonight and I am officially jumping off the band wagon. 

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I fucking hate this team and baseball in general. 
thanks for nothing Cam. 
not the slightest chance in hell Walker delivers here 

We may lead major league baseball in threatening in the 1st inning and then choking away the opportunity. So frustrating

his season is done ....

 

good for him though, sob up that injury time / pay 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

his season is done ....

 

good for him though, sob up that injury time / pay 

Every little bit helps man. 

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Road LMJ in full effect

Fuck you haters

Talk to me after 3 or 4 innings. I'm happy for you to come at me cause I'm wrong

Unfortunately wont matter what LMJ does if we suck nuts at the plate again

Hey look, we're making a AAA pitcher look like Cy Young. Who would have thought it

Gonna need the pen tonight. LMJ not going very long tonight

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