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    I can fap to this

  • tx 3 putt
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    4 - 2 road trip. lulz  

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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parades is headed back to houston tomorrow for an mri. he said he feels better but more pain than the last time. he's worried 

 

see you in 2026!

I don't even know how to feel about this season. I feel like we somehow overachieved to start the season given the injuries and iffy offensive production. But, at this point we are trotting out a AAAA lineup on a consistent basis (not much Espada can do about that) and gonna be even worse now that Paredes is out for weeks. Not sure we have enough farm system depth to be able to plug the holes at the trade deadline at this point. 

At this point they are wasting a spot with Salazar on Astros. Hummell can be the emergency third catcher, if we must keep him. May as well have someone up who can actually play the field. Singleton also needs a spot on the 40. Houston Space Cowboys. Giddyup. Just setting the stage for one of the greatest stories ever told!

I know Mariner, Ranger, Yankee and Dodger fans, among others, join Manfred and company in enjoying this spiral. Whatever. Not sure what can be done except keep grinding with whoever's available and hope for a healthier stretch. There's very little to trade for anyone who might fix this mess in the short term, so rather than further deplete the farm, let's just look to get a few guys back and see if we can somehow heat up again as the season winds down. Hope's about all we have, fading though it might be.  

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Trade Framber, Hader, anyone they can get top prospects for; give Yordan, Peña, Paredes, and the other starting pitchers 9 months to heal and Christian Walker to get his shit together. 

Still in first by 3 games.  Third best record in the AL.  
 

Everyone needs to take a breath and light their St. Altuve candles.

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This thread has officially become more entertaining than the actual Astros team.

Sad day… 

3 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Paredes to the 10 day IL
Jon Singleton gets the call up

 

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Astros-DBacks probables

Mon: Colton Gordon vs. Zac Gallen
Tues: Framber Valdez vs. Eduardo Rodriguez
Wed: TBA vs. Brandon Pfaadt

Short must not be as brittle as a normal player. Took a pretty good shot yesterday. I’d rather have Altuve in left and Matthews at second. Hummel and Trammell are just bad but Chas is worse. Hard to believe that is a major league lineup. 

Just now, Mitch Hedberg said:

Short must not be as brittle as a normal player. Took a pretty good shot yesterday. I’d rather have Altuve in left and Matthews at second. Hummel and Trammell are just bad but Chas is worse. Hard to believe that is a major league lineup. 

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Haven’t had a beer or anything in over 3 weeks. No way I’m watching this shit today without drinking though. Cheers!

6 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Haven’t had a beer or anything in over 3 weeks. No way I’m watching this shit today without drinking though. Cheers!

 

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Cracker jack medical and training staff. Real murders row of a lineup they are trotting out there. But with everyone injured let's go Houston space cowboys

Short must not be as brittle as a normal player. Took a pretty good shot yesterday. I’d rather have Altuve in left and Matthews at second. Hummel and Trammell are just bad but Chas is worse. Hard to believe that is a major league lineup. 
Spoke too soon.

He is scratched
1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Spoke too soon.

He is scratched

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Zack Short has been scratched from today's lineup due to rib sorneness.

Updated lineup vs SEA:
Cam Smith RF
Jose Altuve 2B
Victor Caratini DH
Christian Walker 1B
Yainer Diaz C
Taylor Trammell CF
Mauricio Dubón SS
Cooper Hummel LF
Shay Whitcomb 3B
Hunter Brown RHP

44 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

dana brown should be interesting. today 

What did he say? 

34 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Can we put Walker back on paternity leave?

Walker should walk more often.

Gotta get somebody worth a fuck back soon to try to get a spark going. I guess Peña is the closest to being back?

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

Gotta get somebody worth a fuck back soon to try to get a spark going. I guess Peña is the closest to being back?

He needs to stop being a pussy and report to duty in AZ for mondays game. 
kidding. 
mostly

Fuck the injuries and fuck the all-star break (unless we suck the first half).

Hunter quickly becoming an average pitcher. His Cy Young run seems to be over

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