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14 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Baseball is dumb.  

Mariners started celebrating the sweep a little too early. They've been less than stellar in the OF today.

Banged-up team that's now 40% minor-league replacements comes in on a week+ long losing streak after a brutal loss the night before. Ace pitcher can't deliver and leaves after 4 with the offense doing jack shit yet again. Staring down a 3-run deficit against an All-Star, ragtag group of misfits proceeds to score 11 straight unanswered.

It's either (i) the plot to a forgettable baseball flick featuring Dennis Quaid strictly in it for a paycheck, or (ii) just shit that happens in a 162-game season. 

Edited by Storm the Field

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we'll have to make some pitching moves after this game. hopefully some sugarland guys are already on the way to phoenix  

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

we'll have to make some pitching moves after this game. hopefully some sugarland guys are already on the way to phoenix  

Ullola!  

17 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

 

Mariners started celebrating the sweep a little too early. They've been less than stellar in the OF today.

Banged-up team that's now 40% minor-league replacements comes in on a week+ long losing streak after a brutal loss the night before. Ace pitcher can't deliver and leaves after 4 with the offense doing jack shit yet again. Staring down a 3-run deficit against an All-Star, ragtag group of misfits proceeds to score 11 straight unanswered.

It's either (i) the plot to a forgettable baseball flick featuring Dennis Quaid strictly in it for a paycheck, or (ii) just shit that happens in a 162-game season. 

baseball is a dumb sport

What a pleasant surprise to leave the theater to see. Way to show resilience and fight Stros!

and he's been the best player on the team since then...

8 minutes ago, Iceman said:

and he's been the best player on the team since then...

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2 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Holy fuck, Espada burns Abreu in a 11-3 game.

I hear ya but when your starters only give you a combined 6.2 on Saturday and Sunday, you’re going to see some weird suit from the bullpen.

I started to say he should have gone to Neris for a third day in a row but when it’s 11-5 with 2 on, you’d have ended up going to Abreu anyway.

Stupid not to have gusto up and ready to give you two though.

themed night rants ...

harry potter night is coming up, the cap add on is $47 fucking bucks !!!! what the fuck

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now I'll be there proudly representing Gryffindor, and my wand will be ready to put Slytherin scum in their place !

harry potter magic GIF

 

haven't decided on my dress robe or everyday robe, regardless $47 for a cheap cap is ridiculous. way over priced 

 

three theme nights i'd like to see ....

Archie Bunker night 

Star Trek night (this is deserving a full home stand) og series / next generation / voyager / deep space / wrath of khan !!!

Magnum PI night 

Magnum Pi GIF

 

56 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

themed night rants ...

harry potter night is coming up, the cap add on is $47 fucking bucks !!!! what the fuck

Screenshot2025-07-21at13_03_37.thumb.jpeg.142ae73a6b4a565d8622d70a8bcfa5c5.jpeg

 

now I'll be there proudly representing Gryffindor, and my wand will be ready to put Slytherin scum in their place !

harry potter magic GIF

 

haven't decided on my dress robe or everyday robe, regardless $47 for a cheap cap is ridiculous. way over priced 

 

three theme nights i'd like to see ....

Archie Bunker night 

Star Trek night (this is deserving a full home stand) og series / next generation / voyager / deep space / wrath of khan !!!

Magnum PI night 

Magnum Pi GIF

 

I am unfortunately Slytherin, allegedly.  My kids and wife are all hufflepuffs. Which fits. they are all loyal and dullards. 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

themed night rants ...

harry potter night is coming up, the cap add on is $47 fucking bucks !!!! what the fuck

Screenshot2025-07-21at13_03_37.thumb.jpeg.142ae73a6b4a565d8622d70a8bcfa5c5.jpeg

 

now I'll be there proudly representing Gryffindor, and my wand will be ready to put Slytherin scum in their place !

harry potter magic GIF

 

haven't decided on my dress robe or everyday robe, regardless $47 for a cheap cap is ridiculous. way over priced 

 

three theme nights i'd like to see ....

Archie Bunker night 

Star Trek night (this is deserving a full home stand) og series / next generation / voyager / deep space / wrath of khan !!!

Magnum PI night 

Magnum Pi GIF

 

OK Boomer nerd

Harry Potter night should have runs arbitrarily rewarded throughout the game based on offensive and defensive outcomes. Negative points for starting the wave, strikeouts, errors etc.

1 minute ago, Ichabod said:

Harry Potter night should have runs arbitrarily rewarded throughout the game based on offensive and defensive outcomes. Negative points for starting the wave, strikeouts, errors etc.

And if a random double play happens to end an inning the game is automatically ended or something silly like that. 

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

And if a random double play happens to end an inning the game is automatically ended or something silly like that. 

An Altuve TOOTBLAN automatically results in a loss. 

2 minutes ago, Ichabod said:

An Altuve TOOTBLAN automatically results in a loss. 

That's like a 28% chance of happening anytime he gets on base...

Gordon pic looks like JV w/o makeup.

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6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Magnum PI night 

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Come on man...he's made his allegiances clear

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33 minutes ago, WBT said:

Come on man...he's made his allegiances clear

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Reminds of undergrad. Every year a friend and his roommates would have a party dubbed the Magnum PI Open that involved Hawaiian shirts and grass skirts. They would give out bottles of liquor for top 3 mustaches in both stock and modified divisions.

Edited by IDIOTsavant

Well that was quick. And just like that we're back to starting from behind

Yall miss Jake yet?  Hunter brown has a much easier day yesterday. Down 0-1 today. Trammel isn’t bad but he’s not good either.  

Per radio, that is the 12th game in a row that the Astros have given up the first run of the game. A new ignominious record.

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