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4 hours ago, PGFrog said:

What the hell does this even mean?  Where this is pain is an area that is difficult to have surgery so I need a little bit of rest, but you have been fucking resting for two months?  My favorite comments is "But I think it isn't something I'll have to keep dealing with".

You aren't dealing with it right now because if you were you would be playing, instead we get yet a little bit more of rest.  

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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No grudge match with the runners?

We probably already have a non-conf matchup with them set up, I'm sure

Astros need to go all in and cut a deal with UT baseball. They host yearly, get UT Houston medical offerings on board. 

The crowds are much bigger on the UT years. Houston has to be their biggest alumni bar outside Austin. probably 12k+ ut employees in houston 

best hs baseball in the nation 

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39 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Astros need to go all in and cut a deal with UT baseball. They host yearly, get UT Houston medical offerings on board. 

The crowds are much bigger on the UT years. Houston has to be their biggest alumni bar outside Austin. probably 12k+ ut employees in houston 

best hs baseball in the nation 

I think they like alternating years with Dallas for recruiting 

1 minute ago, UTPhil2006 said:

I think they like alternating years with Dallas for recruiting 

 

the crowds this past year in Arlington were small 

22 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

sucks 

 

Was Joe referencing Paredes getting healthy or him traveling back from Seattle via bus since he was found wandering the streets of Seattle with a $20 and a note pinned to his collar saying "I can no longer take care of him, please make sure he gets on the bus to Houston".

maybe seattle will one day be in the 20th century of medical care and have mri's 

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

maybe seattle will one day be in the 20th century of medical care and have mri's 

One of the least tech savy areas in the country,  right there wish SW Arkansas and the state of Mississippi. 

13 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

 

Pop the blister, put some spider tack on it and up the spin rate of your fastball. Let's go LMJ you douche, quit being a baby!! Besides submitting your blister to the Astros' medical staff will probably result in amputation.

And here I was thinking Bobby Bonilla was the guy most overpaid for his 2025 performance. 

I say we start a pool, $10 entry fee,  you have to pick the players and the order for the Astros batting lineup one game after the trade deadline.

One qualifier is you have to get at least 5 of the 9 position players on the card and 5 of the 9 slots right in the batting order.

Otherwise the money rolls over to the next game, etc... until we have a winner.  

17 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

During the next homestand 2 lucky fans will be selected to join the Astros 40 man roster  60 day IL

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What the fuck does George Costanza have to do to get called up motherfuckers?  

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1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

I don’t know who is pitching for Arizona but I put the over/under strikeouts for us tonight at 9. 

Eduardo Rodriguez 3-6 5.94 ERA 

I gotta important question.

New coworker is a Dodgers fan. Hardcore. Zoom background is Dodger Stadium, wears Dodgers hat, etc.

How long should I wait before making my avatar Altuve?

5 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I gotta important question.

New coworker is a Dodgers fan. Hardcore. Zoom background is Dodger Stadium, wears Dodgers hat, etc.

How long should I wait before making my avatar Altuve?

You should make HER avatar Altuve.

2 hours ago, Gourmand said:

 

Wear a fucking glove, bitch.

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

You should make HER avatar Altuve.

we're both in IT and have authoritative powers... I can see this escalating in fun ways

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

we're both in IT and have authoritative powers... I can see this escalating in fun ways

Make her dress up as a trash can when you bang her.

Anyone else having video issues? I'm on the mlb app and it's like in slow motion and jumpy

9 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Anyone else having video issues? I'm on the mlb app and it's like in slow motion and jumpy

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11 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Anyone else having video issues? I'm on the mlb app and it's like in slow motion and jumpy

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Nice snag by Framber. This HPU is not giving strikes on the corners. Gonna be interesting to see if the zone stays tight all night. 

I pay for all mlb games. It's working fine now. Since we're in the KC area the only games I don't get are the royals. 

22 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Make her dress up as a trash can when you bang her.

it's a middle aged Hispanic dude and we're remote

5 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

it's a middle aged Hispanic dude and we're remote

 

Okay, make him dress up as a trash can when you bang him.

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

 

Okay, make him dress up as a trash can when you bang him.

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This ump has his zone shifted about 3 inches towards the first base line.  So weird, it's like he's looking at everything from an angle rather than head on. 

Ford and sparks.

ford: so yeah. Christian and his wife decided to name their daughter Etta James. You know if you’re going to name your child after a singer, that’s a pretty good one.

Sparks: I named my oldest daughter Eartha Kitt.

37 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

it's a middle aged Hispanic dude 

You don't fucking say

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