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2 hours ago, Gourmand said:

what a shitty fuckin lineup!

Who're these fuckin' guys?!

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Just now, TexArcher said:

Who're these fuckin' guys?!

Joe thought any lineup could beat a guy named after a fart noise.

we are getting shut out. I'm just glad we didn't end up getting no hit or had a perfect game shoved up our ass. 

3-3 road trip with all the injuries isn't bad.  4 with the A's and 3 with the Nationals- you'd like to think that was 6-1 or 5-2 incoming, but we will see I guess. 

2 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Feels like a minor victory that at least we won’t get no hit today.

Literally was typing mine as you were typing yours.

It's a shame Trammel can't hit.  He's a good outfielder.

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

It's a shame Trammel can't hit.  He's a good outfielder.

He's got a .813 OPS against RHP, he's 1-7 against lefties.

Holy fucking shit. If we don’t score here after Walker was on 2B and didn’t score on the Yainer  double I will kill someone. 

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Diaz was dead with a good throw.  Maybe don't get picked off at 2nd for the first out of an inning.

This is what happens when you trust the Germans, Arizona.

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1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

Pitching Change: Andrew Saalfrank replaces Brandon Pfaadt.

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Ja, it was time to make change.

Man do we lead the league in guys who need to be DFA'd?

Congrats to Verlander.  At his current pace, will get there, only needs 629 more starts

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Man do we lead the league in guys who need to be DFA'd?

Replace McCormick with any random OF at any level of our farm system and I'll take my chances. 

I thought it was too, so I googled it and it's most common in Germany.

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

I thought it was too, so I googled it and it's most common in Germany.

You’re right. I looked it up too and was surprised it was German 

Just now, Mitch Hedberg said:

Damnit Walker. Sac fly would have been nice. 

He’s had crappy ABs all game. His first AB just needed to put the ball in play to bring a run home and he strikes out.

what in the flying fuck is the point of sitting Cam for a day off if you are going to bring him in to play defense in the 7th inning?  

 

Just now, UTPhil2006 said:

Bring Walter back out 

 

he's pitching a gem, one bad pitch 

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

what in the flying fuck is the point of sitting Cam for a day off if you are going to bring him in to play defense in the 7th inning?  

 

to be able to bring him in for defensive purposes in the 7th inning

 

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11 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

You’re right. I looked it up too and was surprised it was German 

Max Aẞmas has entered das chat. 

2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Dubi!!! Where would we be this season without this man

The HEB commercials would suck with Altuve and Orbit not speaking. 

Chas...

Goodbye, farewell, so long, vaya con dios
Good luck, wish you well, take it slow...

3 guys in a row knocking the piss out of the ball is probably a real good sign he doesn't have it today.

Does Joe have a gambling habit we don't know about?

1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Unable to watch, was Walter laboring at all last inning or could he have gone another?

He came close to giving up a HR, otherwise, was looking solid 

1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Unable to watch, was Walter laboring at all last inning or could he have gone another?

6 pitches. I replied to an email and Yainer had already doubled. 

fuck, well we expected to lose this game.

why am i so angry then

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