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    I can fap to this

  • tx 3 putt
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    4 - 2 road trip. lulz  

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

id rather have framber over correa 

just so the thread can bitch every year about him and wanting to trade him

I don’t think anyone wants to trade Framber for any other reason than he’s gonna be another one who leaves with nothing in return. If they sign him that would be great. I like winning.

Edited by Mitch Hedberg

Late July 2022, we got swept by the A's.  Obviously, it won't happen because today is Gusto Day, but I won't even be upset if history repeats itself.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Maybe I would be fucking pissed.

16 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Late July 2022, we got swept by the A's.  Obviously, it won't happen because today is Gusto Day, but I won't even be upset if history repeats itself.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Maybe I would be fucking pissed.

No way we can lose on Gusto day. Bet the house on the astros.

Edited by Wulaw Horn

Please win tonight against Sacramento. 

49 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

The hall of fame hats are nice. Screenshot_20250725_181834_Chrome.jpg

 

love mine, great cap

that green underneath is all the feels 

Yall are triggering people with that cap talk

4 hours ago, kevwun said:

They're gonna have to lengthen the pitch clock or come up with some kind of rule change.  It clear the current situation isn't tenable for starting pitchers.  It's not just happening to the Astros, though no one has it this bad.  Most human beings just can't throw as hard as they can at the current rate pitchers are expected to.

Or they can watch tape from 25+ years ago and learn how to pace themselves, not go max effort every pitch, and pitch to contact more.  It would be good for the game too which is at least a secondary benefit of the pitch clock.  If there are any Luhnow type thinkers out there, there are already orgs moving in that direction.

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

Or they can watch tape from 25+ years ago and learn how to pace themselves, not go max effort every pitch, and pitch to contact more.  It would be good for the game too which is at least a secondary benefit of the pitch clock.  If there are any Luhnow type thinkers out there, there are already orgs moving in that direction.

Sweet. More home runs.

Trading for Correa would fit Crane's MO of avoiding the good years of long term deals only to turn around and sign up for guys at the age of the back half that you're supposed to be afraid of.

That said, I'd be down.

Just now, David Dennison said:

Sweet. More home runs.

Fewer Ks.

Just now, WBT said:

Trading for Correa would fit Crane's MO of avoiding the good years of long term deals only to turn around and sign up for guys at the age of the back half that you're supposed to be afraid of.

That said, I'd be down.

Why on earth would they trade for Correa?

Can we get some motherfucking major league players back on the roster already

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Can we get some motherfucking major league players back on the roster already

We're sitting a couple of them tonight, albeit one brand new one.

10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

i hope @UTPhil2006 is at the game and starts the wave, asap

we need to flip the vibe 

not like this GIF

23 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

16 games in a row in not scoring first 

This should be really hard to do. However, we not only do it, we make it look easy. Not saying it's a product of starting a neutered lineup or a journeyman pitcher, but...wait, that's exactly what I'm saying.

4 minutes ago, YChang said:

Please don’t get swept

I predicted 4-3 this week. 7 of the last 8 weeks on the pod I’ve nailed the record. The only one I didn’t I said 5-1 the week before the All Star break and we went 1-5. Whoops. 

40 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

The A’s are the Astros’ fucking kryptonite. 

Every team under .500 is our kryptonite

I assume the thought is that if his teammates and the fans must endure this, so must Gusto. 

This is fucking 4th of July payback cause if they do fireworks tonight (not sure if the weather allows) then everyone gonna sit there lol

Been out and about and decided to check the score. Sorry I did

2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Just tuned in. WTF!? Are we down to Crane having to pitch?

This division race is going to be a three way battle.

Just now, Mitch Hedberg said:

Wow. Kurtz is a one man wrecking crew. I has jealous. Yordan doesn’t even hit oppos like that. 

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Wow. Kurtz is a one man wrecking crew. I has jealous. Yordan doesn’t even hit oppos like that. 

he’s going to end up stealing ROY from his teammate

Getting destroyed by a team with a way more talented lineup. What puzzles me is how they're so far below us in the standings. 

Kurtz has more 5 hit games than Altuve already

So we can give Cam an off day but bring him into the 7th inning of that game but in a fucking blowout we just leave him in?

Ok Beavis

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