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3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

everyone is saying the ac is fixed and it's blowing cold in the park 

hah!

it was hot as balls in the juicebox last year

Yall should

listen to breathing orange fire to get ready. I’ve got us winning 95 +\- a couple. Andrew has us reliving 2009. He sucks. Roll with my BDE energy. 
 

 

Edited by Wulaw Horn

Let's get back to winning on Opening Day. It sucked dropping Game 1 for the first time in like a decade last year, especially given that it led to a 4-game sweep. 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

everyone is saying the ac is fixed and it's blowing cold in the park 

Tell me that when it’s late August, 105 and sunny . Not late March, 72 and rainy

I think we win 90 games max and the division. I don't get the national love I have been hearing for the Rangers....they are gonna blow so many games with their BP.

Hou, seattle, Texas, A's, LAA in that order...same as last year.

Real question is does Altuve have over/under 10.5 errors in the OF this year? Last two seasons the OF leader was 8 in 2024, 10 in 2023 from what I can tell.

I say over by the All Star break if they keep running him out there that long

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

I think we win 90 games max and the division. I don't get the national love I have been hearing for the Rangers....they are gonna blow so many games with their BP.

Hou, seattle, Texas, A's, LAA in that order...same as last year.

Real question is does Altuve have over/under 10.5 errors in the OF this year? Last two seasons the OF leader was 8 in 2024, 10 in 2023 from what I can tell.

I saw over by the All Star break if they keep running him out there that long

He will be fine out there or he won’t play out there. It’s worth trying as his defense at 2B is ass and that’s a much more important defensive position. 

everyone is saying the ac is fixed and it's blowing cold in the park 

Would hope so. Our Park is named after a damn air conditioning company.
everyone is saying the ac is fixed and it's blowing cold in the park 
Yeah but i bet the orange juice fucking sucks now

Don't forget the donuts bitch ass rookie



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Things I would like to see today:

- Altuve catch every routine fly ball hit to LF

- Framber pitches 6 strong innings with 11 ground ball outs and 6 strikeouts 

- Pena laying off the sweeper

- Yordan and Cam going yard

- Paredes hitting one out into the Crawford boxes

I hope Altuve has more TOOTBLANs than errors. That means he's killing it at the plate. 

56 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Will age like mayonnaise in the sun, but that's a problem for another man at another time.

Fuck MLB in the goat-ass for doing this halfway.

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14 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Rogers beats out Dubon?  

I bet they want to save Dubon for a defensive replacement a lot this year. Dubon being an every day dude at second kills a lot of the value he brings with the flexibility

 

2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Fuck MLB in the goat-ass for doing this halfway.

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They’re trying the best they can.

blame the Yankees and Dodgers and not wanting to give up their outsized piece of the pie (and/or being willing to give expanding-the-overall- pie a try)

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37 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

O/U on first mishap in LF: 4th inning.

I’ll take the over. With Framber pitching, he’ll get few opportunities to fuck up. 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

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29 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Will age like mayonnaise in the sun, but that's a problem for another man at another time.


A mons gotta do what a mons gotta do.

Rogers beats out Dubon?  
Dubon isn't that good lol....Rodgers is probably better overall player Dubon can just play more positions.

48 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Rogers beats out Dubon?  

 

he's not the everyday 2nd base man 

33 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Fuck MLB in the goat-ass for doing this halfway.

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I'd happily give them $150 for the season, but the team I watch is not available.  Fuck MLB and how they run their TV programming. 

28 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I’ll take the over. With Framber pitching, he’ll get few opportunities to fuck up. 

Good point.

I'm just being surly.

Blackout restrictions are killing baseball, especially as more and more people switch to streaming. 

MLB app keeps crashing even tho I've reinstalled 

y'all keep talking shit about altuve's glove !!!!

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2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

MLB app keeps crashing even tho I've reinstalled 

same it's trash today

8 minutes ago, elfenix said:

MLB app keeps crashing even tho I've reinstalled 

Yep, doesn't work at all. Fuck MLB.

Anyone else having trouble with their MLB app to watch the game?

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