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I’m torn between streaming Happy Gilmore 2 or watching this band of misfits tonight. Both options seem shitty.

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    I can fap to this

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    4 - 2 road trip. lulz  

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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21 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Toronto is desperate for bullpen, try to get Loperfido back for Okert.

 

if we have pitching coming back, we can trade away two bp arms 

*cough* nerris *cough*

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Not only are we losing every game now we are making Altuve look like a dork

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Toronto is desperate for bullpen, try to get Loperfido back for Okert.

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Lefthanded outfield bats are good to have I heard. Strikeout rate down to 17%. Who knew. Progression like that from Smith and Matthews and will be lookin good next year. 

Too bad he fucking sucks now....and got blasted in the head last night

13 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Anyone have trammel batting lead off this year?

 

upping his trade value !

 

 

29 minutes ago, We’reTexas said:

Wat 

 

 

astros magic pitching dust can fix him !

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54 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Why the fuck isn't Pena playing?

Seriously, England has a woman who plays damn near 600 minutes in the Euro's with a broken leg and Pena is still rehabbing from a non-displaced rib fracture.  Maybe he and Alvarez are hitting off tees someone as part of their recovery day. Fuck that, recovery days are for when you WORK, he and Alvarez took a SPA day.  

I blame Scott Boras for this just because....

 

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2 hours ago, Scraps said:

Not only are we losing every game now we are making Altuve look like a dork

 

ok muggle !

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Anyone who has ever read a Potter book knows Altuve should be wearing a pillow case because he and Dobby are roughly the same height and before anyone replies I am damn proud to admit I read all the books with our kids as they grew up.  

6 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

Anyone who has ever read a Potter book knows Altuve should be wearing a pillow case because he and Dobby are roughly the same height and before anyone replies I am damn proud to admit I read all the books with our kids as they grew up.  

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doby was a bad ass  !!!

28 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

Why the fuck isn't Pena playing?

Seriously, England has a woman who plays damn near 600 minutes in the Euro's with a broken leg and Pena is still rehabbing from a non-displaced rib fracture.  Maybe he and Alvarez are hitting off tees someone as part of their recovery day. Fuck that, recovery days are for when you WORK, he and Alvarez took a SPA day.  

I blame Scott Boras for this just because....

 

He is. In Sugarland. DHing. 

5 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

He is. In Sugarland. DHing. 

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Don’t yall see what is happening here? The trade isn’t for Cease. It’s for Machete! Cease is the throw in. Scoreboard bitches! This is chess not checkers!Machete Kills Fanart GIF

Just now, Mitch Hedberg said:

Don’t yall see what is happening here? The trade isn’t for Cease. It’s for Machete! Cease is the throw in. Scoreboard bitches! This is chess not checkers!Machete Kills Fanart GIF

 

1. I thought about this 30+ days ago

2. mlb would reject this trade because the astros would be way too powerful. 

Tonight's the night, let's live it up
I got my money, let's spend it up 
Go out and smash it, like, "Oh my God"
Jump out that sofa, let's kick it, off

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

I hate the Astros, baseball and all of yall. Unless we win. Otherwise fuck off. 

Y'all

29 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Lilshep out here getting ready for call up20250729_173232.jpg20250729_172938.jpg

Badass.

kicking myself for not signing my son up for one of the camps this summer

Just now, TejasPedro said:

“He who must not be named” just got plunked 

He'll play the rest of the game, but tomorrow they'll announce it's broken and he's out for the year

3 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Pena strikes out on three pitches in first at bat. The cavalry is on the way.

Fuck him, cut his ass out of the HEB commercials until he is back playing in the majors and fully realize that leaves Dubon as the only person speaking in any of those.  

1 hour ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Don’t yall see what is happening here? The trade isn’t for Cease. It’s for Machete! Cease is the throw in. Scoreboard bitches! This is chess not checkers!Machete Kills Fanart GIF

 

5 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

We scored first!!!!! Train back on the tracks now

We did last night too

I really don't get why teams don't bunt anymore. Especially with the hitters we had up

Armor these guys up like Biggio and have them crowd the plate. Oh, and don't swing. They really couldn't do worse and likely would get on base every couple games. 

Deja vu from last night. And the way things have gone, that might do it

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Can't even get mad at that pitch. He went down and got it.

 

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