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1 hour ago, UTPhil2006 said:

What did Habib say about the trade 

He said float. The BLS couldn't possibly mess up the jobs numbers for the 29th time in the last 30 months. I don't know if I believe him.

Lock this down and you finish this “shitty month” at 12-13, barely off from April and may

March/April: 16-14

May: 15-13

June: 19-7

July: 12-13

I'm hoping not even Nerris can blow this lead
Doubling down with Okert

Watch no one get on base now and/or GIDP so Tuve doesn’t get his 5th hit opportunity 

2 hours ago, LCHorn said:

 

Echoing @UTPhil2006, I don’t think either of those prospects were going to be much more than trade chips.  Their best attribute was draft position and potential.  

 

This team has been shedding talent past the point of replacement ever since 2019.  They’ve got to add some back and the best advantage they CAN have is Crane’s willingness to spend money.  

Spending money is great, spending smart money is better, spending money to bring a aging middle infielder with injury issues who you wouldn't have given this contract to three years ago doesn't mesh with the first two.  

Especially when you are still on the hook for Abreu, Montero, and Lance.  

I'd be thrilled to find out that's the last K McCormick has a chance to produce in a Houston uniform. He's no longer a major leaguer. 

Fucksticks go 6 up 6 down to deny the chance

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Clifford is 21 years old and has a .863 OPS in AA. His career OPS in the minors is .833, he doesn't suck.

Gilbert is 24 and has a .811 OPS in the minors this season. I'd rather give him playing time instead of fucking Cooper Hummel.

 

Gilbert just got traded again, always looked like a grade A douche to me. 

10 minutes ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:

trammell, chas, or short will have to reach for altuve to get his shot.

Motion denied.  I should have started the wave in support 

5 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

I'd be thrilled to find out that's the last K McCormick has a chance to produce in a Houston uniform. He's no longer a major leaguer. 

Was definitely Shorts last AB as a current MLBer

2 hours ago, LCHorn said:

 

Echoing @UTPhil2006, I don’t think either of those prospects were going to be much more than trade chips.  Their best attribute was draft position and potential.  

 

This team has been shedding talent past the point of replacement ever since 2019.  They’ve got to add some back and the best advantage they CAN have is Crane’s willingness to spend money.  

Spending money is great, spending smart money is better, spending money to bring a aging middle infielder with injury issues who you wouldn't have given this contract to three years ago doesn't mesh with the first two.  

Especially when you are still on the hook for Abreu, Montero, and Lance.  

Curious if the projections about Cam about 3rd base when he came out in the draft were accurate?

Relief pitchers might give Altuve a shot - <ducks>

Edited by Mo Horn

Just now, PGFrog said:

Spending money is great, spending smart money is better, spending money to bring a aging middle infielder with injury issues who you wouldn't have given this contract to three years ago doesn't mesh with the first two.  

Especially when you are still on the hook for Abreu, Montero, and Lance.  

Alright so Mr Brown, we need to make probably at least two moves.. what would you do and whom would you trade 

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Relief pitchers might give Altuve a shot - ducks 

Told em to get hader ready for the save 

So we're really warming someone up in a 9-1 game.  Team needs to stop reading surly

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2 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Alright so Mr Brown, we need to make probably at least two moves.. what would you do and whom would you trade 

Told em to get hader ready for the save 

I think starting pitching is a must,  as far as 3rd base I really don't any of the three options mentioned above because of thinks unique to each.

What I don't know and would be interesting to learn is would it be easier to find a decent hitting outfielder and play Dubon more at third?  

9 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

I think starting pitching is a must,  as far as 3rd base I really don't any of the three options mentioned above because of thinks unique to each.

What I don't know and would be interesting to learn is would it be easier to find a decent hitting outfielder and play Dubon more at third?  

Name names since ours are wrong 

I think we nab: dylan cease or sandy A, Brandon Lowe, and Kyle Finnigan 

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1 minute ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Name names since ours are wrong 

I have nothing against Cease.  

Don't think you trade the only daily catcher in the system for him.

Hayes from Pittsburgh was available, but don't know his contract situation. so I can't say if that would have been worth a look.

 

7 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

I have nothing against Cease.  

Don't think you trade the only daily catcher in the system for him.

Hayes from Pittsburgh was available, but don't know his contract situation. so I can't say if that would have been worth a look.

 

So Brice and a couple prospects for Correa. And Caratini and Chas for Cease you wouldn't do?

I do not envision Dana Brown trading Brice Matthews. 

 

Cristian Javier starting tonight in Sugar Land.

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Getting the gang back together. Correa and Verlander. Party like it’s 2017

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

I do not envision Dana Brown trading Brice Matthews. 

 

Cristian Javier starting tonight in Sugar Land.

Can watch the game on Bally Sports Live app for those interested 

34 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

So Brice and a couple prospects for Correa. And Caratini and Chas for Cease you wouldn't do?

No on Carlos, yes on Crease.  

I would try to keep Caratini out of the trade if possible without knowing if and when Alvarez is back.  

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Correa doesn't make a lick of sense.

If Crane was willing to spend $30M+ a year on a player then why not Alonso?  

Heck, even if they had signed Pete instead of Walker with all the injuries there are just too many needs. There isn't a silver bullet player out there that solves the pitching, third base, and left handed hitting.  

2 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

There isn't a silver bullet player out there that solves the pitching, third base, and left handed hitting

Ohtani would disagree with this statement. I am sure he can learn to play third. Pull the trigger Jim and Dana! 

10 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Correa doesn't make a lick of sense.

 

22 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

that guy is such a clown

Him and Schwab are easily the most insufferable people on astros twitter

Seeing what Philadelphia gave up for a reliever makes you wonder what Framber might have brought in a different scenario. 

Eugenio Suárez deal must absolutely include The Latino Bambino, The Meaner Beaner, The Mexicano Tejano, err… I mean The Hispanic Titanic Ivan Melendez…. Órale!

29 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

derp

 

Dude, call it a season, get the surgery, and come back healthy to start next season. And lose some fucking weight.

Rushing back from a partially torn hamstring is how you end up with a completely torn hamstring.

5 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Rushing back from a partially torn hamstring is how you end up with a completely torn hamstring.

he's done until 2026. damn shame 

we should extend him 

I don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about.  Paredes will be back in time to beat the Yankees in the ALCS.

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