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6 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

No Carlos is playing 3B. I would imagine next year the plan is Parades at second next year

Or 1B.

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5 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Huge shot of energy to the team and the fanbase.  That's been missing all year.

and health, which early on in his career didn't seem applicable to Show-rea.

I'm glad he's come back.   Dude stood up for the franchise in the lowest moment(s.)  Auto-pass for life, IMHO.

Can't wait to see cobra stikes on put-outs again.  Clutch hitting is welcome as well.

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

why?
 

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#champion 

club house leader 

showerrea 

Now if we can just pull off getting Verlander at the last second, this will be an unbelievable day.

1 minute ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Fuck it, do a one for one swap for Verlander just for fun.

Throw in Morton too. Band getting back together

Just now, Storm the Field said:

Astros also getting Jesus Sanchez from Marlins. There's your lefty OF.

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1 minute ago, Storm the Field said:

Astros also getting Jesus Sanchez from Marlins. There's your lefty OF.

Good fit. He has more in the tank there for sure that the marlins didnt capitalize on. Also I am happy that Gusto is gone

I want to like this…. But I can’t. 
Stop reading here if you don’t want the Debbie downer post….

 

 

 

The clubhouse and fanbase definitely needs a spark.
I just don’t see how he’s going to transform into the guy we all fell in love with.
When the more likely scenario is his 2025 stats are who he is and Father Time is catching up to him, a guy who could never stay healthy anyway and you put him in this organization and it’s medical staff and you’re much more likely to see him on the IL in Sept and Oct than you are hitting bombs and tapping his wrist 

1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Jesus Sanchez for Gusto is heck of a deal

Is that the trade? Do we know what they gave for Correa? 

13 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

 

More like “The Girls are Back in Town”

 

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Emotionally I like the Correa deal. From an actual analytics/production POV I think it is stupid. 

The Urias and Sanchez deals I'm a fan of. 

Huh

It will either work or it won't.  And the outcome will either end Dana's time in Houston or make him look like a genius. 

2 minutes ago, UTHornFan014 said:

Emotionally I like the Correa deal. From an actual analytics/production POV I think it is stupid. 

 

I think we need to find out what we gave up first.

All these trades could mean they are really expecting the calvary to return this month or in Sept. 

OTOH, maybe Paredes & Yordan don't return this year, but they felt they had to put out an effort for this squad.

Also, SEA's moves were nothing to sneeze over.

 

Today the #Astros reportedly acquired OF Jesus Sanchez ($12.6M surplus trade value) from the Marlins in exchange for RHP Ryan Gusto ($6.3M), SS Chase Jaworsky ($1.4M) and OF Esmil Valencia ($0.9M) ($8.6M total).

The deal is accepted by our model as a major underpay by Houston.

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Huh

It will either work or it won't.  And the outcome will either end Dana's time in Houston or make him look like a genius. 

Wow, you really think it has that much riding on it? We haven't even really seen any of his draft picks really develop into MLB talent for that being his calling card. Not that he's really been in the role long enough.

if you were ok with signing abreu and walker, but not ok with this move ...

 

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I don't really get it.  Where are all of these infielders going to play?

Correa was excellent last year. He's still got some meat on the bone.

The biggest positive of the Correa deal is all the dorks wearing his jersey to games the last few years won’t look as stupid now. 

All i can find is that the Correa move is a salary dump for Minnesota.  Not receiving any players in return.

That can't be right can it?

1 minute ago, Iceman said:

All i can find is that the Correa move is a salary dump for Minnesota.  Not receiving any players in return.

That can't be right can it?

Don't overlook cash considerations.

I have 1 official MLB jersey (not normally a “Jersey” guy). It says Correa. If all goes well it will be making a return appearance soon.

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Pena

Altuve

Smith

Correa

Walker 

Diaz

Sanchez

Urias/Dubon

Meyers

They must really not think Alvarez is coming back.

 

 

Put Carlos on a plane to Boston and put him at 3rd tomorrow night

Just now, Wishbone said:

I have 1 official MLB jersey (not normally a “Jersey” guy. It says Correa. If all goes well it will be making a return appearance soon.

Same here. I have to find it in the closet first then I think I’m supposed to get it tailored since I’ve lost about 35 lbs since its last appearance. 

1 minute ago, Hornsbay22 said:

They must really not think Alvarez is coming back.

Dana Brown said mid August yesterday on the radio.

12 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Huh

It will either work or it won't.  And the outcome will either end Dana's time in Houston or make him look like a genius. 

The Urias deal feels like a deal Dana wanted to make, this deal feels like one that Dana was told to make by Crane.  

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Dana Brown said mid August 2026 yesterday on the radio.

duh

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