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Boo-birds better double up on their bitchass stamina with Correa's return to the Bayou City.

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

i'll be sporting a new cap on 8/11 !!!!

 

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Ditching the hufflepuff cap already?

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11 minutes ago, YChang said:

Wow, you really think it has that much riding on it? We haven't even really seen any of his draft picks really develop into MLB talent for that being his calling card. Not that he's really been in the role long enough.

Jesus fucking Christ, Dana has been the GM since January 2023. What the fuck did you expect him to do drafting at the back of the order and with the lost picks?

Hell, Matthews is one of his and showed potential, but go ahead and get in football season mode for when Arch doesn't got for 400 and 5 in the first game. 

I mean, I’m cool with Correa coming back since it doesn’t hurt us at all. Hope he gets back on track. 

12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

if you were ok with signing abreu and walker, but not ok with this move ...

 

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I was actually okay with taking the 30M and signing the Polar Bear since you are asking.......

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

SiriusXM is saying the Astros and Padres are working on a deal for Cease.

That one will be expensive 

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Bregman looking over at that other dugout and seeing Correa's arm around Altuve.

7 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Dana Brown said mid August yesterday on the radio.

So August 2027?

11 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Dana Brown said mid August yesterday on the radio.

He didn't say August of which year. 

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1 minute ago, Murfdogg21 said:

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Bregman looking over at that other dugout and seeing Correa's arm around Altuve.

Well if he'd just stuck around and torn HIS hamstring...

Passing a physical for the Astros should be easy.

 

Will the Twinkies accept that prospect though?

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Just now, Iceman said:

Passing a physical for the Astros should be easy.

 

Will the Twinkies accept that prspect though?

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1 minute ago, Iceman said:

Passing a physical for the Astros should be easy.

 

Will the Twinkies accept that prospect though?

 

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6 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

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Bregman looking over at that other dugout and seeing Correa's arm around Altuve.

 

thats the look seattle he making 

6 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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Sounds as if Carlos needs to switch from doing commercials for HEB and become a spokeman for The Good Feet Store.

Still no details on Correa trade (what Astros are sending, how much money Twins are retaining)?

8 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

Jesus fucking Christ, Dana has been the GM since January 2023. What the fuck did you expect him to do drafting at the back of the order and with the lost picks?

Hell, Matthews is one of his and showed potential, but go ahead and get in football season mode for when Arch doesn't got for 400 and 5 in the first game

what did you say the sandlot GIF

Correa was the Captain?

This was always Altuve's team.

31 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

More like “The Girls are Back in Town”

 

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I will bet you $100 that Daniella was a huge force in getting Carlos back here. Her friends and family are in Laredo and I’m sure she prefers H-town over Minnesota by a factor of 1,000.

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So the next game at Daikin will be Correa's homecoming as an Astro and a welcome home for Bregman.  That's a good ticket. 

I’m afraid this Correa trade probably means sayonara to Framber next year. Crane isn’t going to live over the cap. 

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Just now, TonyTexas said:

I’m afraid this Correa trade probably means sayonara to Framber next year. 

That will make the clubhouse erupt with cheer. He’s a complete asshole with an IQ of 50.

Just now, TonyTexas said:

I’m afraid this Correa trade probably means sayonara to Framber next year. 

Seemed like that writing was already carved in stone

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I’m afraid this Correa trade probably means sayonara to Framber next year. 

Whitley will be ready by then.

So Dubon to center now with Urias and Carlos taking 2nd and 3rd, Sanchez in outfield/dh?  

I am excited to see #1 return to the good guys, loved watching him play everyday.

He's a true fiery leader, something the team this year has sorely lacked.

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2 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

So Dubon to center now with Urias and Carlos taking 2nd and 3rd, Sanchez in outfield/dh?  

Just as long as we don't see fucking Cooper Hummel.

C: Diaz, Caratini

1B: Walker

2B: Urias 

3B: Correa

SS: Pena

OF: Smith, Trammell, Sanchez

DH: Altuve

UTL: Dubon

That leaves 2 spots.

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3 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

So Dubon to center now with Urias and Carlos taking 2nd and 3rd, Sanchez in outfield/dh?  

Or the bench?

3 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

So Dubon to center now with Urias and Carlos taking 2nd and 3rd, Sanchez in outfield/dh?  

Yeah, I'm presuming most common lineup will feature Correa 3B, Pena SS, Urias 2B, Walker 1B, Diaz/Caratini C/DH, OF of Sanchez, Smith, and Dubon/Trammell.

So since Brendan Rodgers isn't on the 40-man anymore, can Carlos just grab #1 without any considerations?

Dubon is still gonna fulfill his original role and provide plug and play for days off.

It's a vital piece to have IMHO.

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Just as long as we don't see fucking Cooper Hummel.

Don't love tying up $30M with Carlos the next two years and the lose of draft pick, but it is Crane's money and team.  He did say he wants to contend each year so I guess let it rip.

Each one of those guys actually is better than the players other than Dubon in those spots, allows Altuve to be a pure DH and out of left field,  Dubon in center ain't bad, and there is some roster flexibility in games .  

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

So since Brendan Rodgers isn't on the 40-man anymore, can Carlos just grab #1 without any considerations?

I was thinking about that too.  That scrub never deserved #1

3 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Yeah, I'm presuming most common lineup will feature Correa 3B, Pena SS, Urias 2B, Walker 1B, Diaz/Caratini C/DH, OF of Sanchez, Smith, and Dubon/Trammell.

Altuve doesn't get to play?

5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Just as long as we don't see fucking Cooper Hummel.

😄 Diaz, Caratini

1B: Walker

2B: Urias 

3B: Correa

SS: Pena

OF: Smith, Trammell, Sanchez

DH: Altuve

UTL: Dubon

That leaves 2 spots.

seeing it like this makes me feel like there will be no Alvarez coming back.

I still hate Trammell being on this team.  He's better than Hummel but that ain't saying shit.

Just now, PGFrog said:

Don't love tying up $30M with Carlos the next two years and the lose of draft pick, but it is Crane's money and team.  He did say he wants to contend each year so I guess let it rip.

Each one of those guys actually is better than the players other than Dubon in those spots, allows Altuve to be a pure DH and out of left field,  Dubon in center ain't bad, and there is some roster flexibility in games .  

I doubt it's the full 30m. Everyone knows that's a bad contract. If the Twins eat 10-15m of it each year, that would be a fair deal to take on the rest. After all, the Astros were the only team he would lift his NTC for, so they were over a barrel on this one. 

Happy to have him back, I hope he is reinvigorated by coming to a club with playoff hopes and a positive outlook! 

Just now, Pablo said:

seeing it like this makes me feel like there will be no Alvarez coming back.

I still hate Trammell being on this team.  He's better than Hummel but that ain't saying shit.

We may not be done dealing, so who knows who will be on the team this time tomorrow

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